Andys daily routine
Andy:-wakes up from phone alarm playing "Bulls in the Bronx" by pierce the veil-
Andy: -throws alarm across the room at 3:13Am- -gets ups with her hair a mess- ugh... why do I do this to myself..
Andy:-puts on her clothes-
Andy:-does makeup-
(Remember Andy also has them piercings)
Andy: Ugh! Don't wanna deal with my hair today! Spaget..bring me my comb.
Spaget:-slithers off and comes back with comb-
Andy: Thanks-Combes through which is insanely knotty- ow! Damn my hair is getting long..I need to fricking cut it..
Andy:-finishes combing hair and feeds spaget a large rat- up you go! -picks spaget and lets him coil around her waist and shoulders-
( so I've decided to completely revamp Spaget, I've made him insanely huge and even changed his entire scale color. This is what he should look like scale wise
So yeah...He gonna have iced blue eyes now to..mkay.)
Andy: Okay..Now to cut the hair. -summons scissors- lets do this -cuts hair short-
(Basically Andy hair length now :P..)
Andy:..Meh..-sneaks out- Now to terrorize peoples.. -glitch's into the city and a random house to see an Adult male and a female- Hmm.. How should I rid of this guy and his wife or whatever-gets an idea- yeah that works..
Andy: -opens and sits in the window ceil with a creepy smile as she holds spaget- hello my good sir..
Random dude: -wakes up and sees Andy- Who are you?
Andy: call me Impulse or insomniac I don't care...
Random dude: Listen kid, just because you're a teenager doesn't mean you get to break into homes, get out!
Lady: Hun? What's wrong?-sees Andy's silhouette- Oh goodness!
Andy: -Flips the light switch on with her powers- Humans really are fascinating..always thinking that everyone wants to be an edgy teen...especially when we all hide dark secrets.....
Wife and the dude: -gasp at Andy appearance and get out of bed-
Lady: Dear..what happened to your skin..
Andy: I was created that way, but never mind me. Like I said, we all have stark secrets that get buried..but eventually they get dug up..so my good sir, who really is an "edgy teen?". Who keep more secrets? Who knows, wanna hear a secret? I suggest you say yes...
Lady:s-sure
Andy: My sweet lady, this, my good sir..cheated on you, such a poor gal. Cheated on you so..so many times....
Lady: WHAT!??
Andy: -stands up and walks over, kind floating-
Dude: You're just gonna believe this person you don't even know!? I have never cheated on you!
Andy: -gets close to her ear- can't you tell? He's lying.. I remember he used to cheat on those who hurt you most..and I quote "You're so much more gorgeous and lovely than her.." -Glitches away and Glitches back with a steak knife-
Wife: SO YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH MY CHILDHOOD BULLY!!!
Husband: Honey! That "thing" is getting into your head! It's not human!
Andy: -places the knife in her hand and closes her hand and holds her hand shut with her own hands- don't you want revenge...wouldn't it be amazing if..just if you could take this small blade through his chest?
Wife: -lifts her hand up and look at the knife with a scowl- it would...
Andy: then do it..do it..do it..do it..do it!
Wife: -charges at the guy and stabs him repeatedly until he goes limp- HAHAHAHA!!!
Wife: -realizes what she has done- oh god...-drops knife-
Andy: well, that was fun! -spikes the woman in the head with the floorboard-
Floorboard:-returns to looking normal-
Andy:Okay! -claps her hands- time.. 3:55...damn..-Glitches into more houses and doing the same thing then goes home-
Andy: Okay..next...its 6:00am. Everyone should be up..so let's be annoying. -barges in-
River: YOU CUT YOUR HAIR!?!?!?!?
Andy: Yes you homo.
Midnight:-eating food- I don't want any part of this Andy! Stay away from me and my food..you're covered in blood.
Jeff:-enjoying his food-
Andy:-uses her powers and makes the food explode in jeffs face-
Jeff: DAMMIT ANDY!!!!!!!!!-throws knife at her-
Andy:-glitches out of the way- Faka yuuuuuuu blech boi!!-Gives him the double middle fingers-
Jeff:- tackles Andy-
Andy and Jeff:-start fighting-
Midnight: with how many time you two fight, we should put you in Andy closet...
Jeff and Andy: -Immediately freeze in place with mortified faces-
Liu: Shes not wrong.
Andy: Midnight..you best watch yourself.. You and Jason might be the next in that closet...
Jason: -Red faced-
Midnight: TRY ME MIDJET!! YOU WANNA SPAR!?! LETS SPAR!!
Andy: Hell Yeah!
Midnight and Andy:-Go outside and fight each other using their abilities-
Two hours later~
Midnight and Andy: -Holding each other by there shirt collars-
Midnight: -Have shadow blades inches away from Andy-
Andy: -making the ground around them glitchy and about ready to shoot spikes into midnight-
Andy/Midnight:-Start Laughing And let go of each other - Hahahah!!
Midnight: That was fun.
Andy: Yeah..
Liu/Jason: -witnessed it all- so..violent..
Andy:Mkay, later!-Glitches away-
Andy:-Glitches to room and reads fanfics-....-yelling outside her room-REALLY!! IM READIN FANFICS DANGIT!! -Glitches into living room to see Hoodie and Masky fighting like animals-..... -Glitches a And shoots herself in the head and dies-
Masky/Hoodie/ Everyone who witnessed it: O[]O
Portal like rip in time thingy: -drops Andy in the room and the other body evaporates-
Andy:-hits faces first and looks up- That's what I fucking thought..be teh fuck quiet..-Glitches back into room and reads more klance-
Few hours later-
Andy:-sneaks up behind E.J and Jeff and drugs them and throws them in closet after turning the cameras on- hmmm -throws in some kinky crap- need something new.
Midnight: what do you do when watching that stuff.
Andy: I criticize them on how bad they are while laughing at there crappy techniques. -said this with a straight face-
Midnight: Hahahah!!!
Closet:-buzzing sounds-
Andy/Midnight: O///O
Andy: SHIT THE SOUND BARRIER!!!!-puts it up quickly just as sally walks in-
Sally: Why are your faces red?
Andy/midnight: No reason...
Everyone:-eats dinner a few hours later after Ej and Jeff came out of the closet and Andy took the film-
Andy:-goes into pajamas and and lays down and shuts eyes-
Rivers room which is next door: -strangely sexual sounds-
Andy: EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!!!!!
What's really happening~
River/Ben/Jeff/E.j/L.J:-Making sexual sounds as if they where doing it to get revenge on Andy- -All five trying not to laugh-
Andy from her room: OTHER PEOPLE LIVE HERE!!!!!!!
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