Me:hi hey

Emily: hey gal

Ben: i think i'm dead

Me:Ben you are dead

Emily: he's a handsome corpse

Ben:why thank you wait what

Me:................GO NETFLIX AND CHILL IT IS A DAREEEEEE

Offender: hey babe i know what chill means

Me:Then tell sally

Sally:DID I HEAR MY NAME Offender!!!!!

Offender: WINKS AT CHLOE IT MEANS

BE COLD

Me::P yupppp

Sally: but doesn't that mean to you know f#@K

Me:SALLY I AM SHOCKED AT YOU

?????:HAYYYY

Emily: who the f#@k is that

Me:UMMM HIIII MOMMMMMM & DADDDDD *laghfg fake *

Dad: i swear i heard netflix and chill.

Me:NOPE

Offender: yeeeeeeeah

Me:*stares at him heavily*NO not at allll HEHEHEHE

Offender: now i know what it is let's go chill

Mom:HI WHO IS THIS TALL MAN?????

Offender: her sexy tall boyfriend

Me:*Hand slap on head*....NO COMMINTTTTT

MOM: ummm welllll akw ummmm wow chloe i did not think you would find anyone as unique or murderous as you

Me:THANK YOU But he has brothers .......hold on SLENDYYYYY COM EEEE HEAR NOW :P

Dad: i dare chloe and offender to netflix and chill

Me:*walks away *just see emily's boyfriend BENNNNN EMILY WANTS TO NETFLIX AnD CHILL .

Emily: gives mom i'm not doing anything face

Mom i believe you

Me:and you don't believe meeeee *walks away *

Mom: nope

Me:.....WOW MOM

Emily: im perfect

Me:RIGHTTTT hay our sister is coming to visit

Emily: we have a sister?

Mom: s#@t

Me:Sorry mom

MOM: SHE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:mom i did not tell her name or what she is ....

Mom: covers it up with it's just a prank bro

Emily: ok ummm weird

Me:wow mom u can't spell

MOM: GO TO YOUR ROOM CHLOE AND MAKE OUT WITH OFFENDER

Me:I DON'T WANNA AAAA *GRABS KNIFE YOU CAN'T MAKE ME*.

Offender: drags chloe upstairs takes knife

Me:no no no no

OFFENDER; BYE BYE shuts door

Me:NOOOOOOOO PPPPP EEEEEE

Offender: i can come in if you want puts bricks on door and climbs through the window

Me:*runs to my room and shuts and locks door *noooo *cals someone

Offender climbs in through the window puts bricks one every exit.

Emily good night sis you are gonna have a fun one winks .

Me:-_- i hate u sister

OFFENDER: MWA MWA HAHAHAHA yeah

Ben: not fair

Emily: shut your mouth ben

Me:EMMMM

OFFender: hey chloe it's just you and me and bricks

Me:kmn

Offender: nooooo i rather not winks at chlo

Emily: license through the door

Me:*throws a knife at the door *EMILY GO AWAY

EMILY: FINE HAVE FUN.....HAHAHA it's getting pg 13 up in there

--------------------------------------------------------next day------------------------------------------------------------

Me:must kill O.o

Offender: that was fun

Me:O.o ej let's go get some kidneys

Emily: did what awww awww what

Ben:did they

Me:ben -_-

Emily: i think so

BEN; PLZ

Emily: no ben bad dog

Ben: whimpers

Me:i am going killing Ej and i need kidneys

Offender: i think i achieved that night

Me:EJ COME ON LET'S GO KILLING*leaves*

Ej : umm did you guys ohh nevermind come on

------------------------Killing-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Me:so what up ej

EJ: UMM NOT MUCH WHAT UP WITH YOU DID YOU AND OFFENDER YOU KNOW THIS IS FUN STABS A GUY IN THE THROAT

Me:*staba a kid *shut it

Ej: how did he did you want to lol you savage you stabbed a kid gets out three knife and throws them at kids

Ej let's go home dude

MEANWHILE------------------------------

BEN: IT'S NOT FAIR PLZ EM

Emily: i told you no and not to call me em bad dog

Sally:they're coming back now

Ben: whimpers

Emily: great

Me:*Walks in*hay i am home

Emily: rated pg 13

OffendeR: HEY BABE

Emily: two days ago i think this was cute but after last night not anymore

Me:your turn Emily

Emily: f#@k no runs out the house

Ben: whimpers

Me:go after her

Ben: nooo cause then i be a bad dog sits down

Me:YOU ARE NOT A DOG U OUT A VIDEO GAMING

Ben: barks ruff ruff

Emily: good dog pats him on the head

Emily: he can be a dog as long i don't have to lose my...... whatever

Ben: licks chloe

ME:EMILY HE IS NOt a dog i think

Emily: he can be a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:O.o....wow

Ben: jumps on chloe's lap

Me:no *slaps ben*bad creepypasta

Emily; bad dog

Me:i need to go kill*walks away*EJ COME ON

Ej: we just killed

ME:DOES THIS FACE LOOK LIKE I CARE -_-

Ej yes

ME:where OFFENDER I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM AND TOMORROW IS THE SCHOOL DANCE

Emily: then after you can.............

Me:-_- really

Emily: regret having..... With him

Me:*walks away but comes running at emily yelling* DIEEEEEE

Emily: steps to the side while chloe stabs knifes over and over again in a wall

Me:Why did i see that coming em let's go shopping for a dress

Offender: i will come i've already seen you

Me:No,No you wont Girls ONLYYYYYY

Emily: but he has seen you whatever mo offender

Me:*grabs keys *lets gooooo

EMILY: locks the door on offender and dog

Emily: be good girls

Me:LOL ME

BEN/OFFENDER: for the last time i'm not a girl!

Me:yea you are

Emily: yeah

Me:and i know it

Emily: lol i lo

Me:yuppp you dog

Ben: barks

Emily: wow

Me:Woof ur sellf

Emily: whyyyyyyyyy

Me:idkkkk

EMily: ok lets go to get dresses

Me:yeaaaaa *leaves with emily*

Ben: ok ruff

Sally:hi ben i am going to leave with ej

Emily: ok be a good dog

Me:-_- no comment

Emily: looks at the dresses these are crap

Me:i see one that has a thing that goes on the sholder

Emily: thats cute

Me:i am getting it

Emily: ok

Me: lets get u a dress

Emily: ummmmmm ok

Me:ok so what dress do u want