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Netflix & Chill

Emily: wtf just happend kill me dies

Me:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Sally:EJ KISS ME NOW

EJ : wtf fine kisses sally

Sally:O////O

ME:O.o wtffffff XD

Emily:Same

Me:Let's go to the water park -_-

Emily:sure

Sally:LET'S GO !!!!

Emily: pokes ben face over and over again

Me:*grabs bucket of water **pours it on him *YELLS SALLY DID IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEN: WTF IS IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SON OF A B!#@H

Emily: leans over kisses ben to stop his tantrum

ME:ahhhhhh so cuteeee

Jeff:booo

Me:AHHH MOTHERF#@K *punches jeff*
Ben: WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED

Sally:How to scare chloe XD

Offender: leans over kisses chloe

Me:O////O

Emily; lets play spin the bottle

Me,sally,jeff,ej: no no no O.o

Emily: deal with it chloe you first

Me:i hate you sis butttt fine*spins it Lands on.....................Ofender*

Emily: wow wtf just happend

Me:HARRY POTTER JUST HAPPENED

Offender: winks at chloe

Emily: pukes

Me:hay sis ur next

Emily: f#@k me

OFFENDER:kisses chloe

Me:EM UR TURN

Emily: no f#@king way

Me:DO IT OR ELSE!!!!!!.....i am hungry

Emily: spins the bottle lands on jeff

Ben: i swear jeff you will regret it

Me:Just high five

Jeff : f#@k this shit i'm out walks out

Ben: winks at emily

Me:JEFFREY WOODS GET BACK HERE NOW

Jeff : naaa na na na a na nn an an anan an

Me:SLENDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COME HEAR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOOOOOOO WWW

Emily: leans over and kisses the tree

Ben: not fair pouts

Me:YES YES IT IS BEN UR NOT FAIR

SALLY: SPINS THE BOTTLE LANDS ON EMILY

Emily:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:XD DO IT DO IT DO IT

Sally:hug me emily

Emily: fine hugs sally

Me:yeah ej ur turn

EJ: SPINS THE BOTTLE LANDS ON OFFENDER

Me:do it do it

Offender: why my life i'm someone's experiment went wrong

Me:DO IT OR ELSE EE AKA I WILL DUMP YOU

OFFENDER: f#@k this shit i'm out

Me:LET'S GO TO THE WATER PARK

Ben: i just fricken realized that that involves water

Me:Ben there is a play place that u can go to there is no water And u crazy

Offender leans over and kisses ej

Me:i shipppp ittttt

EJ:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kill me

Me:ok *grabs knife * DIEEEEEEEE

Ej go ahead do it i just kissed a man i'm not even gay

Me: O.O yes yes u are

OFFENDER: KISSES EJ AGAIN

Me:F#@K YOU I AM OUTTTTT BISHHHH*LEAVES DRAGGING FISH AND EMILY *

OFFENDER : KISSES EJ

Sally:who is fish ?????

Emily: a dragon named after a weird aquatic animal midnight girl come here

Midnight: ruff ruff

FISH:I AM A FISH MOFO

Emily: puts on a speaker talker on midnight

Midnight: well i was saying i saw offender and ej make out

ME:OFFENDERMAN YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE

Fish:ohhh u in trouble!!

Emily: good girl takes of the speaker

Offender: well i can explain

Me:let's go to the water park or YOU DIEEEEEE!!!-_-

Offender : wtf babe

----------------------Water park--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Me:IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL hey sis let's go change

Emily: yeahh

Ben: i hate my life and i wanna die yeah yeah yeah

Emily: I WILL FIX THAT GRABS KNIFE DIEEEEEE

Me:no no no or we are going home

Ben: i will die by my girlfriends knife on the bottom of a cliff when she pushes me off with knife in my chest.

Me:-_- nope *walks away *sis come on let's go change

Emily: YEAH THAT'S TRUE YOU DUMBO

Offender: hey girls omg ben wtf thats dark

Ben: in conclusion i hate water.

Me:i know but go to funtown not splashtown u shubiddd

Ben: i heard 1111109 kids died here

Me:THEN KILL KIDS

Emily; I WILL NOT END YOUNG KIDS LIVES

Me:i know you won't but ben will

Offender hops in the pool in splashtown ben come on

Me:*is magically changed **jumps in *YOLOOOO

Emily: what da

Me:get wrecked

Emily: what fs

Ben: wow em wow

Emily: who gave you the permission to call me em ben whoo

Ben: nobody

Emily: THEN DON'T CALL ME EM BEN

Ben: i figured since i was your boyfriend i could

Emily: well you figured wrong ben

Offender: come on chlo

Me:FIGHT YEAAAAA*jumps into the water **gets emily *

Emily: CHLOE BEN CALLED ME EMM YELLS

Me:ok em BEN SHE IS MY SISTER I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CALL HER EM

Emily: YEAHHH

Ben: hey em

Emily: freaks out

Me:I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL HER EM

Ben: em em em em eme eme em em em em eme eme

Emily:HSDJKFHDJLGBCVKXIOUVKHJNVDKFHVLKJSBFKDJHFHBVJHDFBVBKKLDFBKVDFLBVFDHKJKVGKVBDFJKBVLKFSD

Me:stopppppppppppp

Offender : hey chlo

Me:Yea

Emily: wait you call chloe chlo that's my thing

Me:i am ok with it but i am katt to all of you *points to random people*

Emily: TRIGGERED

Sally:agreed

Ben: for some reason making her mad is funny

Emily: pulls out a knife is it funny now ben

Me:-3- -_-

OFFENDER: WHY ARE WE Dating PSYCHOS

Me:Because you love us -:P

Offender: i guess

Me:lets play water badminton or pokemon fighttt

Ben: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me:-_-WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.....lets leave

Ben: i hate water WATER WATWEERHEIREF

---------------------------------------they leave because of ben------------------------------------------

Me: :(

Emily: ben you ruin all the fun

Ben: winks at emily no i make it more fun

Me:PARTYYYYYYY *CALES EVERY CREEPEYPASTA *

Emily: i fell like watching tv

Ben: netflix and chill

Emily; nooooooooo ben

Me:winkie winkie em

Offender: netflix and chill yo that sounds fun

Me:I WILL WATCH NETFLIX BUT NOT CHILL

Emily: awwwwwwwwwwww kill me

Offender: why not chill

Emily: that is so 2014

Me:because .... Em it is 2014

Emily: ohh

BEN: NETFIX AND CHILL

Me: school time u guys want to come

Offender: netflix and chill

Emily: god no stop it boys

Me:Boys will be boys

OFFENDER: WHAT DOES CHILL MEAN

Me:XD they dont know lol



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