1. No dating your boss; it's unprofessional.

2. Get the job done or there are consequences for failure.

3. Don't. Die.

4. Do try your best not to get caught.

For the few proxies of Slender that were accepted prior to the zero tolerance policy:

It seems all fun and games but if you fail, you get beatings. Or you get no food, depends on his mood. You get no praise, no recognition, no pay, benefits, or holidays, and your only reward for doing the job right the first time is room and board.

If you fuck up too many times, guess what? You die, bitch.

And please for the love of god, all proxies, behave yourselves. A lot of you got bosses with real short tempers and nasty attitudes, so no 25/8 sass, mkay?