It had been a month, a month of him, Jeff, and Willy in their new life. They had a new big house with a big yard with all new stuff, and the job was great. Jeff got a pup for himself, named Uno, who was just like his big brother. Most of all though, he and Jeff were together for a month without any of the proxies bothering him and today was Jeff's birthday which he found out by snooping around.

"Happy Birthday Jeffy!" Tim yelled, smiling softly as the dogs went up and kissed Jeff's face, Tim carrying a tray of good food for Jeff to eat.

"Ug... How did you find out...?" Jeff asked, smiling as the 'vicious' dogs 'mauled' him.

"I did some secret detective work..." Tim said, laying down the tray on the bedside table.

"Nooooo... Call them off..." Jeff said, covering his face.

"Uno, Willy! Off!" Tim said, the dogs going to the floor as they were taught and Tim grabbed some treats for them.

"So... What evil plan do you have for me today...?"

"Oh... It involves some diabolical cake and terrifying presents... Along with some suspicious games...." Tim said, laughing evilly.

"Sounds truly evil..." Jeff said, yawning.

"Sorry I got you up so early... But I have a great surprise waiting in the kitchen for you..." Tim squeaked, excited for Jeff. "I have presents planned out throughout the day!"

"Sounds fun, pretty boy. I will be up in a moment..."

"I'll wait for you in the kitchen!" Tim said, leaving the room with Uno and Willy.

A few moments later, Jeff came into the kitchen, smiling. The kitchen was spotless and all of the dishes were done even though it was Jeff's turn and he noticed the fridge had a padlock on it.

"What the fuck...?"

"Your cake is in there and it is bad luck for you to see it until it's time..." Tim said, shrugging as he moved toward Jeff, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

"Fine fine... What's for breakfast?" He asked, curious.

"I brought a tray of food, right here!" Tim said, it full of good food and it was still hot.

"Cool..." He said, sitting down and eating. Tim sat down with him, talking with him.

"What are you hoping you are going to get?" He asked, smiling.

"Hmmm... A new knife? Maybe a video game? A bunny?" Jeff said, smiling.

"Maybe..." He smirked, feeling excited by his surprises when his watch beeped. "Time for your first present! Pick between 1-5!"

"Uhhhhhh... 3." He says, putting up three fingers.

"Then finish your breakfast and then we are going out... I have a special bunny that is waiting for you..." Tim said, Jeff making a big squeal.

"BUNNEH!" Jeff said, eating fast.

"Don't give yourself a tummy ache!" Tim laughed, smiling as Jeff slowed down only a bit.

"Bunny..." He murmured, eating.

"You have to promise to take care of it though... Don't worry though! I will help you." Tim said, waiting until Jeff was done before getting up. "Let's go get your bunny!"

"BUNNEH!" Jeff yelled, running out the door with his hands up.

"Do you want to walk there? It's only a couple of blocks away." Tim asked, wanting to know if he should grab the keys.

"Bunny!" Jeff said, getting in the truck.

"Ok..." Tim said, grabbing the keys before going into the truck and starting it.

"Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny!" Jeff said, bouncing in the seat. Tim smiled and started the truck, driving down the road to the pet store.

"I had to ask, like, ten different pet stores to find the perfect bunny for you... This one is a baby so he will last a long time."

"Hello, Mr. Williams... Your bunnies are ready." A girl said, smiling as they walked in.

"Bunnies?" Jeff asked, looking at Tim in excitement.

"Um... I asked for one..." Tim said, the girl smiling.

"Oh! Well, we got two..." She says, shrugging.

"BUNNIES!!" Jeff yelled, looking at him pleadingly.

"Mah bunneh boi..." Jeff said, becoming a cooing mess over the small creature.

"Their twin boys and if you want one you have to take both..." The girl said, smirking and Tim nodded.

"We will take them! Bunnies!" Jeff says, cuddling the small bunny who was sniffling the air.

"The tough guys always get soft..." the girl say, winking. Tim snuggled up to Jeff, letting their bunnies touch noses.

"So cute.." Tim says, getting out his wallet to pay.

"The payment has already been paid up, sir." The woman says, shaking her head.

"No... I need a house for the bunnies. Along with a few other stuff." Tim said, smiling as he had already bought all the food.

"Ah. Alright. Which one?"

"Um... Let me look at them... Jeff, you want to help?" Tim asked, Jeff nodding.

"My bunneh needs the best... right fluff?" Jeff asked, the bunny looking around.

"What are you naming your bunny?" Tim asked, heading over to Bunny Houses with his bunny cradled in his arms.

"I do not know... Spirit maybe..."

"I'm going to name mine Ayil..." Tim said, kissing the bunnies head.

"Why Ayil?"

"It's the angel of the zodiac sign Sagittarius..." Tim said, smiling as he looked over the houses. "Which one do you think is good enough?"

"Mmmm... Barb... Short for Barbiel..." Jeff said, smiling.

"The angel of October... Fitting."

"Very! Halloween!"

"So, what house do you like?"

"That one!" Jeff said, pointing to the one on the top shelf. Tim looked up, letting the girl hold his bunny while he reached up for it. His butt showed as his shirt rode up, showing a part of his back also.

"Heyy! Nice ass!" Jeff called out. Tim blushed, quickly taking the house off of the high shelf before giving Jeff as look.

"Really?"

"My pretty boy got a booty! A cute one too!"

"Come on...." Tim said blushing, though he was smiling as he took the house to the counter before holding his bunny once more. "Not like you don't have one too..."

"You have a cute booty." Jeff said, slapping it before chuckling.

"EEK!" Tim yelped, the girl laughing as his face went bright red and he glared at Jeff.

"Booty..." Jeff whispered, before giving Tim a bunny kiss. Tim's face softened and his heart melted as he got the kiss.

"Why can I never stay mad at you?" Tim asked.

"Because I know how to make you melt, pretty boy." Jeff said, winking.

"Ah..." Tim quickly paid for the house and some toys he had found for the dogs before leaving with both bunnies in their house. "You do know how to make me melt."

"So, both are boy bunnies, or can we make bunny babies?" Jeff asked, imagining the house filled with bunnies.

"They're boys but they can still love each other... Plus, they are babies themselves." Tim said, smiling softly as he got into the truck.

"Still... Bunny babies." Jeff said, petting the bunnies.

"You ready to go home and show their bunnies their new place?"

"Yes! We will have to invite Ben over to meet the two bunnehs and so he can snuggle them too! Ben has a pet pig, actually." Jeff said, cooing to the creatures. "It's name is Ganon, after the enemy in the games."

"That's interesting... I would never think that he would have one.." Tim said, driving home as he smiled at Jeff while keeping his eyes on the road.

"Yeah, he loves his piggeh... Who is that in front of our house?" Jeff asked, frowning. Tim looked to see a man with brown hair waiting right in front of their driveway. He shrugged and stopped in front of him, rolling down the window.

"Hello...?" Tim said, the man nodding. He was pretty handsome and had this mysterious look as he wore this dark grey hoodie, Tim barely making out his face even though it was pretty sunny out.

"Hello. Package for a mister Tim Williams..." The man said, picking up a box on the ground and handing it to Tim. He smiled, taking the box before signing a clipboard. The man left in a car and Tim smiled bigger.

"It's finally here!" Tim squealed, pulling into the driveway before parking. He got out of the truck and carried the box under one arm while helping Jeff with the bunnies with the other.

"What is it?" Jeff asked, reaching for the box.

"It's one of your presents that came a few days early! No touchy!" Tim said, walking inside with the bag of toys and the box, his hips swaying in excitement.

"But.... I want."

"Let me wrap it first! I got this awesome wrapping paper that I love to use now!" Tim said, smiling as Jeff nodded finally. "Play with the bunnies for a little bit while I wrap it... And don't try to go in the fridge!" Tim said, quickly making his way to the bedroom.

"Bunnies..." Jeff murmured, carrying them inside. He played with the bunnies for a few minutes before hearing a thump come from the bedroom where Tim was.

"You ok?" Jeff asked, a bunny in his hoodie. He heard sobbing come next and he quickly put the bunny back and raced to the bedroom and swung open the door. finding Tim on the floor against a wall with the box across the room crumpled up.

"Why... Why god dang it why?!" He yelled, banging his head against the wall.

"What's wrong?" Jeff asked, hugging him.

"The mask and that stupid outfit is in the box..." He cried, Jeff freezing before glaring at the box. "They found me... They found you..."

"We will move again. No worries, pretty boy. You and me will move into a penthouse, with an amazing view, and the perfect scene for you..." Jeff said, walking over to Tim. A bunny hopped out of his hoodie, and squeaked.

"You don't mind this moving?"

"For you, pretty boy, I would move anywhere." Jeff said, smiling as he helped Tim up. The bunny sat on his shoulder.

"Sorry... I just wanted this day to be perfect and then this had to come and I thought it was your new game...."

"It is always perfect when you are beside me." Jeff said, kissing his nose.

"Thanks... You want to have your next present?" Tim said, getting up before heading back over to the box, picking the stuff up and he shivered at the mask. The mask felt cold, like it needed a face to be warm.

"I will get it later, pretty boy..." Jeff said, hugging him. Tim put the stuff on the bed, wanting it gone.

"Let's get you some presents... It's almost noon..." Tim said, smiling.

"Alright... Let me call up Zalgo though, and let him know we need to move again..." Jeff said, winking.

"How do they even find us...?"

"Black magic." Jeff said, holding his bunny. Tim saw his white bunny and picked it up, Willy coming up to sniff it along with Uno.

"Wish I could use it against them..." Tim said, smiling at the thought of being able to defend themselves instead of running.

"When we get to the new place... you know what? Fuck it. I will teach you to fight." Jeff said, nodding.

"Does that mean we won't have to move?" Tim asked, his eyes lighting up.

"Depends on how they act on this knowledge. If they get too dangerous, we move, but until then, we fight." Jeff said, nodding as he smirked.

"You start teaching me tomorrow, until then, don't even worry about it. This is your day. And we are going to celebrate it!" Tim said, kissing Jeff until he couldn't think before leading him to the kitchen. "I also have a surprise for you... I think you'll either laugh or kiss me..."

"Maybe both!"

"Maybe..." Tim said, sneaking into the spare bedroom for a few minutes before coming out. He was wearing black short shorts, a black tight shirt, black cat ears, and makeup on that made him look like a cat, but the most important thing Jeff saw was the tattoo of a butcher's knife on his right arm. Jeff smiled widely, and kissed the tattoo, wiggling.

"You are so FRIGGIN cute!"

"Thanks... You like it?" Tim asked, looking slightly lost and adorable as he rubbed his arm. "It's fake but I was wondering if you could come with me to get a real one maybe in a few days..."

"Yes! Yes yes yes!"

"I've never had one... But I want to make a mark on myself to show that I'll always be yours..." Tim said, smiling as Jeff kept kissing the tattoo.

"It's perrrrfect! Like you, baby!" Jeff said, cuddling the arm. Tim smiled bigger, stroking Jeff's soft hair.

"Do you think I should get one like this or a bit more customized?" Tim asked.

"Hmmmmmmmm... What were YOU thinking?" Jeff asked, tracing the image.

"I thought about making it more detailed... So that it won't be like a million others.." Tim said, never seeing Jeff like this and he was amused by how he seemed to like seeing Tim marked.

"I will get one too... What of, I do not know." Jeff said, smiling.

"You ready for your cake? I baked it myself...." Tim said, smiling.

"Yay!" Jeff said, before running over to the fridge. Tim got out the key and unlocked the fridge, bringing out the well made cake. It had a frosting picture of a knife and said happy birthday on it, looking like it came from a bakery. "IT'S BEAUTIFUL!"

"It's not... I made it last night and I was tired and I really could have done better..." Tim said, thinking it looked horrible in his eyes.

"IT. IS. AMAZING!" Jeff said, taking pictures of it.

"I have the candies ready..." Tim said, getting out a bunch of rainbow candies out.

"CANDIES?!?"

"Yes, Candies."

"Oooooooo! You pamper me!"

"You deserve it as you are my dark knight..."

"I am Batman."

"My cute little bat..." Tim said, putting on some candles before spreading the candies.

"Bwahahaha... I am actually the Joker!" Jeff said, giggling.

"So that's why I smile so much..." Tim said, smiling as he said that before lighting the candles.

"Ooooo! Such pretty colors!"

"I had everything special for you..." Tim said, starting to sing the birthday song for Jeff.

Jeff listened happily, before blowing out the candles.

"Let's eat!" Tim got out the cake cutter before looking back to see Jeff was eating the cake with a fork, not taking a piece out.

"Nom nom nom nom nom..."

"If you do that you might as well just eat with your hands..."

"Can I?"

"It's your birthday, go nuts."

"Wanna join me?"

"You go first, I want video..." Tim said, getting out his camera.

"Heyy! It's my 26 birthday, jerks! Dis! Is my cake! Thanks pretty boy for makin it!"

"And Jeff is about to take a big bite out of it. Show them Jeff!" Tim said, smiling big as Jeff scooped up a bunch of cake, before shoving it in his face.

"Nom nom nom!" Jeff said, looking wild. It was red velvet cake, so it looked like blood on Jeff's face. Tim laughed, wiping off some icing from his lip before taking his finger into his mouth.

"Yummy..." Tim laughed at Jeff's face once more, the cake dripping down.

"Nom nom?" Jeff said, holding out a hand of cake.

"Nom.." Tim took a big bite of the cake in Jeff's hand before coming back up, his face covered also.

"You are adorable! My little murderer..." Jeff said, laughing.

"That sounds an awful like a tv show..." Tim said, smiling at the thought.

"A parody of My Little Pony! My Little Murderer! A cute boy who murders! Hahahaha!" Jeff said, snickering.

"It would be better as an anime..." Tim said, smiling big.

"Yessss!" At that moment there was a knock at the door, Tim smiling before going to open it. He looked through the peephole to show Ben.

"Open up! Police!" Ben said, banging on the door with one hand. In his arm, a present.

"Fine fine..." Tim said, opening the door after wiping his face.

"I heard you had a party going on! You didn't have the TV on, so I had to DRIVE! Thanks, buddy." Ben said, chuckling as he walked inside. "Wow, did you murder someone, Jeff?"

"Maybe." Tim said, showing the partially mutilated cake.

"Wow... Can I help?" Ben asked, smiling.

"Hell yeah! Come on!" Jeff said, laughing, before seeing the present. "Oooo! A present? for ME?"

"Well, yeah. It's your birthday, bro. You have been my friend for how long now? You expected me to FORGET?"

"Maybe."

"Ben would never do that... Ben, can you believe I had to do detective work to find out his birthday as he wouldn't tell me?"

"Yes... Jeff likes to make people work for information on him." Ben said, having to do the same.

"I also found something else... But it's his last gift of the day." Tim said, smiling big.

"Then my gift!" Ben said, showing off the box.

"Can I open it now?! PLEASE?!" Jeff asked, taking the box with excitement.

"No. Tim's gift first." Ben said, shaking a finger at him.

"Aww..."

"But I have plenty of gifts you can open now..." Tim said, Jeff smiling big.

"Yay! Presents! For ME! Let's boogie!" Jeff said, dancing.

"They are under the closet so I'll go get them." Tim said, heading to the bedroom before coming out with at least 7 more gifts.

"Eeeeek! SO. MANY. STUFFS!" Jeff said, jumping up and down. "Mine! Mine! MIne! Mine!"

"Yes, yours... But this one... Is for last." Tim said, picking up one of the smaller gifts before putting it on the counter.

"Fine... Now! Bring me my sacrifices so that I may rip them open!" Jeff said, giggling.

"Big or small?" Tim asked,

"... Big."

"Here we go..." Tim said, giving the biggest one to Jeff.

"Oooo! What could it be? Is it a mini pony?" Jeff asked, as he ripped it open. It was a box with a big dummy folded up inside. "Nooo! It's a stabbing dummy! Stabby stab!" Jeff said, giggling.

"I haven't seen you do anything like that in a month and you started to talk about killing stuff in your sleep so I thought this would be good for you."

"It will! My stabby buddy!" Jeff said, poking the thing.

"I can hang it up in the basement with the rest of our work out stuff you never use."

"I don't need it. I am toned!" Jeff said, poking his belly.

"It's from the stabbing you did..." Tim joked.

"Yep! Murder is exercise!" Jeff said, laughing.

"Next present?" Ben asked, chuckling.

"Here you go... I think you'll like this one..." Tim said, smiling softly as he handed a big one to Jeff.

"I wonder wonder wonder what this is! My pretty boy pampers me so!" Jeff said, opening the smaller present. He gasped as he held a customly made knife in his hands, made of tough but soft leather for the handle and stainless steel for it's blade.

"Do you like it?" Tim asked, having it specially ordered just for Jeff to use.

"It.... It's beautiful..." Jeff murmured, examining it. His eyes glistened, shining as he looked over the skillfully made knife.

"Good, I wasn't sure how it was going to turn out because I made it on a website..."

"It's my new favorite knife... I shall use it always during my job." Jeff said, smiling.

"You haven't been on a job in a while..." Tim commented, slightly happy about that while also worried for Jeff.

"I will go out tonight and party... Killer style." Jeff said, winking.

"You do that..." Ben said, letting Jeff open the rest of his presents.

"Ben, will you watch over Tim? I don't ever want him home alone. That's dangerous and risky." Jeff said, planning his night time activities.

"Yeah I wi--- OH MY GOD!! You got the new game system?!" Ben yelled, Jeff unwrapping his present to find it was the newest gold XBox.

"Oh yeaaaaah! My baby knows how I like the gold!" Jeff said, winking. "This is going to be used very soon! I wonder what games we have for it?"

"Look in that present right there..." Tim said, pointing to the box next to Jeff's knee.

"Eeek! Games!" Jeff said, ripping the present open. It was full of new games for the Xbox gold and Tim smiled as Ben stared in envy.

"Ohhhh yeah! Ben, you are allowed to try them out too. You are the gaming master."

"Cool! I can also set it up for you!" Ben said, looking at the games before turning to Tim.

"Set it up, brutha. Tim, hand me another present."

"Hold on... How did you afford this stuff?"

"He is a thief, I hope." Jeff said, winking.

"Yep, stole all of it." Tim said, winking back.

"Come on, tell me! Do you have a secret account we don't know about?"

"Zalgo pays well." Jeff said, nodding.

"I need to work with Zalgo..." Ben said, realizing how good Zalgo sounded.

"I will let him know. He can get you a house nearby and shit." Jeff said, getting excited. "I am telling you, he is a better guy than old no face..."

"At least when he visits I don't glitch as much..."

"Exactly."

"Man, Slender is going to be pissed..." Ben chuckled, Tim smiling before Jeff looked at him and he realized that Jeff was waiting for the special present.

"Present..."

"Here, Jeff... I had to pull a bunch of strings to get this for you..." Tim said, handing him the gift.

"What could it be? Socks?" He asked, opening the lid. He stared at it in shock, taking it out to show it was a picture frame with pictures of his family together. "My... mom... dad... and bro..."

"I heard you talking about how you missed them... So I kinda snuck into the evidence department of the police station and found that they had pictures of your family... Apparently the news of you went everywhere..."

"Wow... Thank you, Tim. It's... one of the best gifts I have ever gotten." Jeff said, smiling.

"My spy skills actually worked out for once." Tim said, smiling as he hugged Jeff. "Happy Birthday..."

"Thanks, pretty boy." Jeff said, kissing his nose.

"Hey! Don't forget MY gift!" Ben said, handing him the box.

"I wonder I wonder..." Jeff said, taking the box and opening it. He pulled out a soft fluffy blanket decorated with the symbols of the creepypasta world, along with quotes. Jeff smiled, and nodded to Ben. "It's awesome, Benny boy!"

"Thanks, made it myself."

"It's very well made! Wow... Looks like I found our new cuddle blanket." Jeff said, winking at Tim who blushed.

"Ech... The sweetness... I thought you were a killer..."

"A man killer..." Jeff said, laughing.

"Ben, would you like some cake?" Tim asked, wanting to get this party going.

"Yes please!" Ben said, grabbing a fork and taking a bite.

"Jeff decided forks were for normies and used his hands..." Tim said, Ben stopping to look at him.

"I'm more civilized than that!" Ben said, laughing.

"Tim ate out of my hands after I did it... Literally."

"That reminds me... Why is Tim dressed like a cat?"

"Because he is my kitty. Problem?"

"Kinda weird to see him all hot like this." Ben grinned, knowing it would cause a reaction.

"Back off." Jeff said, pulling Tim to him. He began growling, protective and jealous. "Mine."

"You know I would never think of Ben any more than a friend." Tim said, making Jeff look at him.

"Mine."

"Yours..." Tim said, kissing his killer.

"Mine mine mine..."

"I think I broke him..." Ben said, sighing.

"I like this broken Jeff..." Tim said, smiling as Jeff hugged him close.

"Mine... No one else's. Just. Mine." He said, cuddling him closer. "Mine..."

"And you are mine also... No one but mines..." Tim chuckled, cuddling into Jeff also.

"Weirdos..." Ben said, not understanding the fascination with a special other.

"Mine mine mine mine mine mine..." Jeff said, giggling now.

"Mine." Tim said, giggling also as they kept repeating the word.

"FINE! I'm sorry for saying your boyfriend was hot! Please stop!"

"Mine mine mine?" Jeff asked, looking to Tim.

"Yours..." Tim said, kissing Jeff on the nose.

"Alright... I will stop." Jeff said, twitching his nose like a bunny.

"My nommy bunneh killer..." Tim said, poking Jeff's nose.

"I would never kill bunnies..." Jeff said, wide eyed.

"I worded that so wrong... I meant my killer bunneh..." Tim groaned, hiding his face.

"That's better... Who would kill bunnehs?! That is just wrong..."

"I heard Slender ate animals when his proxies had a hard time finding kids." Ben said, shrugging as Tim gaped in shock.

"I fed him... kids when I was... Oh my god..." Tim said, hiding his face as Jeff glared at him and mouthed for him to shut up.

"Sorry... Forgot you were still... Sensitive about that subject..."

"Dude, not cool." Jeff said, holding Tim. "Now, let's test out that Xbox, pretty boy."

"Ok..." Tim said, feeling like a bad person as Ben got the Xbox.

"Come on... It doesn't matter what you were back then it matters who you are now." Ben said, Tim nodding.

"Let's play that XBox." Tim said, smiling at the comforting words.

"We all have made mistakes, Timmy... Now! Let's play!"

"Ben, set it up!" Tim said, Ben quickly setting up the Xbox before showing Tim and Jeff what to do.

"Now... What game should we play? GTA? Sonic?"

"Or, you can play that new Devastation game I got you." Tim said, showing Jeff the game he had been wanting for a while now.

"Giant destructive robots! My favorite!"

"It also has a story to it..." Tim said, that was what he was interested in.

"Story AND Destruction? Man, it has everything!" Jeff says, laughing.

"I bet you can't beat it without getting stuck..." Ben said, smirking.

"Ha! You are such a lousy better!"

Jeff played the game for hours, before beating it with very few deaths, and a good streak. Tim was sleeping, his head on Jeff's lap.

"So... Wanna tell me about the mask?"

Jeff told Ben about the scare, and Ben nodded.

"They need to stop harassing Tim. He is no longer one of theirs."

"They think he is... I don't know why still but they really want him back." Tim barely heard the conversation but he understood it as he awoke.

"Memories, power, revenge... anything is a motive." Ben said, nodding.

"Of course... But not my Tim... They can't have him... Not even when I'm dead."

"I can go watch them, if you want. Be your spy." Ben said, smirking. "I owe you too much to not help in someway."

"I don't think that will work no matter how much we want it... They know we are close."

"I have other friends than you, Jeff. I can get knowledge." Ben said, winking.

"If you think you can. Do it. We need to know what they are planning before they start it..."

"I know I can. Just keep your TV on from now on. I hate driving." He said, chuckling.

"Of course." Tim pretended to just be starting to stir, yawning as he pretended to just come awake. he opened his eyes to look at Jeff and he smiled.

"Hey..." He said, smiling.

"How was your cat nap?"

"Funny but it was nice..." Tim said, purring softly and rubbed his face on Jeff's knee.

"My pretty kitty...." Jeff said, smiling.

"Purr..." Tim said, smiling softly as his hair was petted.

"What conditioner do you use? It makes your hair so soft..." Jeff said, smiling.

"It's all in the genes..." Tim said, Ben staring at them.

"Weird name..." Jeff said, chuckling.

"I meant DNA, not the name of the soap..." Tim laughed.

"Wow." Jeff said, smiling. He yawned, and laid back, content with his position.

"Your 'kitty' is smart..." Ben said, smiling.

"Very! Kitty, what's two plus two?"

"Four..." He purred, chuckling at the little game they were playing.

"two times two?"

"Four."

"3 plus 1?"

"Four."

"7 minus 3?"

"Fo--"

"I swear if you say four I'm killing you both!" Ben groaned, Tim giggling at his frustrated face.

"What's What's forty divided by ten?"

"Four."

"WE GET IT!! You know how to say four!!"

"See? One fucking smart kitty cat!"

"He's more like a neko..." Ben said, reaching over and quickly tickling Tim's foot for a second and he squealed before pulling away.

"Only I can touch my kitty!" Jeff said, tickling Tim. Tim kept laughing and trying to pull away, his outfit letting Jeff have more access to tickle his skin.

"Please!! Why?!" Tim laughed.

"Tickle tickle...."

"Help! I'm being tortured!" Tim laughed, Ben chuckling.

"Mwahahaha! My pretty kitty!"

"Hey, we should take him out on a walk or something... Maybe show him off to the neighbors..." Ben joked, Tim shaking his head as his face turned red.

"No... I wanna keep mah kitty to my self... I don't want no one to get ideas!" Jeff said.

"Yeah... Leave me alone..." Tim said, panting as he was not tickled for a second.

"But that leaves me to tickle you more!"

"I'd rather be embarrassed by the neighbors..."

"Nope!" Jeff said, giggling as he went for his sides.

"Come on!" Tim laughed,

"Never!"

"Please!! Mercy!!"

"Never! No mercy!"

"Hahahahahahaha!! Please! Sir!" Tim laughed.

"Sir? There is no Sir!"

"Please! Hahahahahaha! Stop!" Tim said, his face bright red from the laughter as his head grew fuzzy.

"Who is the prettiest kitty in all of the land?"

"Me! Me!" Tim laughed, trying desperately to get out of his grip.

"Who loves this pretty kitty??"

"You do!! Hahahahahaha!!" Tim's body grew warm and the more he struggled, the harder he was tickled.

"Should I stop, Ben?"

"Sure. If you want but I think it's kinda funny."

"He is too cute when he laughs!"

"Please!" Tim laughed.

"Hmm... Fine..." Jeff said, giggling.

"Thank you..." Tim said, panting.

"Eh..." Jeff went for his feet, knowing it was a weak spot. Tim squealed, hiding his feet in the cushions. "Let me have those piggies!"

"No!" Tim said, shaking his head.

"I wanna tickle them!"

"No more tickling me!"

"Why?!"

"I need to breathe!"

"Five minutes!"

"What?"

"You have five minutes to either hide or breath! Then... I am tickling you again!" Jeff said, making it a game. "You can only hide in the house, and no going outside! Hee hee!"

"Fine, but you have to wait outside for 5 minutes so I can hide without you cheating." Tim said, getting up.

"Fine... Yay... Prepare to be tickled... TO DEATH!" Jeff said, giggling as he walked outside.

"He worries me sometimes..." Tim said to Ben before quickly making his way downstairs into the basement. He had found a secret nook where he sometimes went and he knew Jeff didn't know about it. He squirmed in, smiling as it went to a large underground room full of supplies he had stashed in case of an emergency.