- Zalgo is unbeattable, unstoppable, and invincible

- He doesn't care about the other creepypasta, but sometimes jerks a little with them

- Zalgo has the same powers than Doctor Strange + mind control

- He is quite lazy tbh, so he basically doesn't kill anyone anymore

- He loves to mess with the proxies, considering them (and ppl in general) as toys

- Sometimes, he creates fakes Slender pages, cause he finds it funny

- Offenderman is one of his minions

- He has got a shadow dog as his pet, which he feeds with the souls of his victims