Eyeless Jack
If you want to avoid having your ears talked off and overall dying from a serious case of "oh my god please shut the fuck up I'm begging you look I'm actually crying do you really hate me this much I thought we were friends," DO NOT mention anything along the lines of "110%" in front of EJ, as he will express vehemently that "omfg that isn't fucking possible bitch if I fill this fucking glass up 110% percent it spills SO THERE and queen if you try to count the surface tension I will personally fucking end you."
(Me summed up in 99 words.)
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