"Despite what most people think, BEN doesn't actually rage quite in video games. He has the utmost patience with it, and wonders why he can't be like that with people."

"This is incredible," you muttered from where you were sat behind BEN. Beside you, Jeff nodded and hummed, equally transfixed on what was going on in front of him.

"I know," he murmured. "How does he do it?" You shrugged, eyes never leaving the sight in front of you.

"I don't know, but I want to learn," you hissed, leaning on BEN's shoulder. "BEN! How do you do it?"

The videogame glitch stared at you for a moment before shaking his head; "Ok, (Y/N), I'll admit you've done some weird-ass shit before, but this takes the cake. What the hell is so amazing about me playing Flappy Bird?" Jeff shook his head.

"Dude, you can't make it past 2," he said. "You've come so close each time-"

"There's no need to be so rude, Jeffery." Jeff rolled his eyes.

"Yet you haven't rage quit," he finished in a deadpan, before awe took over his features once again. "How? Even EJ can't deal with this game, and he's arguably the most patient of us all. How do you do it??" BEN shrugged.

"I don't know," he said. "Videogames just don't piss me off. People, on the other hand..." He narrowed his eyes, res irises flaring brightly in annoyance as Laughing Jack threw another candy bomb on the ceiling with a loud splat! "There are some people I would gladly evicerate."

Carefully, you and Jeff edged away from the unhinged pasta.

"Run for it?" You asked quietly. Jeff winced.

"Yeah," he said, watching as BEN gripped his phone tighter and tighter with each splat! of candy, miniscule cracks forming on the screen. "I'd say we have two, maybe three minutes until Link here loses it." You nodded.

"Enough time to get away then," you said. Jeff nodded.

"Oh, of course," he affirmed, when BEN spoke up from between you two;

"You do know I can hear every word you're saying, right?"

Shit.

"WellbyeBENitwasnicehangingseeyoulater!" You squeaked, then hightailed it out of there, Jeff hot on your heels.

(An update was long overdue, my apologies.)