(Slenderman calls Jeff on the phone)

Jeff: Wazzup, Slendy.

Slenderman: Jeff, thank God you answered.

Toby: (In the background) Burn, bitches! BURN!

Jeff: (Sighs) Let me guess, fire boy's at it again?

Slenderman: Yeah, at this point, he's going to cause another forest fire. I need your help, so get your ass right here, right now.

Jeff: Well, I can't. I'm buying knives.

Slenderman: Huh? We already ran out of them? It has only been a week.

Jeff: Yeah. Toby wouldn't let me borrow his hatchets.

Slenderman: Ugh, fine, hurry up and get over here. (Hangs up)

Later..

(Slenderman calls Jeff again)

Slenderman: Jeffrey! It has already been half an hour! Where in the name of Zalgo are you?!

Jeff: I can't find them.

Slenderman: What do you mean, YOU CANT FIND THEM?!

Jeff: I can't find them, there's only chocolate.

Slenderman: You're probably in the chocolate aisle, you trollop.

Jeff: What'd you just say?

Slenderman: Jeff, just to go the next aisle!

Jeff: Geez, fine. (Hangs up)

Five seconds later..

(Jeff calls Slenderman)

Jeff: There's still more chocolate.

Slenderman: Next aisle.

Jeff: (Goes to the next aisle) ...still more.

Slenderman: THE HELL? WHERE ARE YOU AT BOI?!

Jeff: Don't shout!

Slenderman: Answer me.

Jeff: I'm at the chocolate shop, why?

Slenderman: (Shakes his head) ... Why the hell are you buying knives at a chocolate shop?!?!

Jeff: You motherfucking shit, leave me the fuck alone! (Hangs up)

Slenderman: (Sighs) Why didn't I eat him when I had the chance?

Toby: Because you love him and us.

Slenderman: I don't think "love" is the right work.

Toby: BURN!!! (Starts lighting the other trees on fire)

Slenderman: I hate you all.