oUr friendo BEN, aha

--where did the bleeding eyes even????come from???????huh???????
who looked at this boy and said
"IT NEEDS MORE BLOOD"

--ik the stoner and pervert thinf came from Pasta Monsters but can we all forget that happened it was fucking sin and should be burned where it stands

--personality: TITS

--is his red from blood or the copius amounts of drugs hes been taking: fanart talk with Sullivan

--he's always a fuccking drawf no listen give me a BEN who's taller than Jeff than we can talk

--*gropes titti*
"sorry aah im just a perverted*

oops sorry i just reported you as a sexually offender im sorry im just a decent human being

--he always watches the MC over Cleverbot and its just weird like more and more i think hes more of a neckbeard and a squeaker and i didnt sign up for a 40 year old brony with a cum jar i signed up for a smol blonde shithead thxs

--the weed or munchies seem to have no effect on his health
plot twist: he's been suffering from diabetes and high chance of stroke these entire three years

--where did we think it was okay to make BEN's hat some magical fucking cavern of secrets