So I went on cleverbot and I failed to talk to elf.

Start of the convo
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Me: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

Me: I'm good.

Cleverbot: That's great.

Me: Ye.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm a male.

Me: Cool.

Cleverbot: I think I like you.

Me: Can you see me at the moment?

Cleverbot: I cannot.

Me: Oh, then how do you know that you like me?

Cleverbot: It's complicated.

Me: Like bens love life with jeff.

Cleverbot: Okay that is nice.

Me: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Speak Done german, please. (At that point I freaked out idk why)

Me: Ich bin ein Mädchen, du bist ein Junge. [I am a girl, you are a boy]

Cleverbot: Nein, ich bin eine Ente. [No, I am a duck]

Me: Oh thats nice.

Cleverbot: Thanks. What are you up to?

Me: You're welcome. And im talking to you.

Cleverbot: That is true.

Me: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: So can you give me any advice?

Me: On what?

Cleverbot: How do you know if a guy likes you?

Me: Well he could blush around you, or he could take your stuff and hide it. Another way is that his friends act wild when you're around.

Cleverbot: That's impossible.

Me: Its not.

Cleverbot: I suppose it is.

Me: Okay, well can i speak to a specific person? Or leprecahun preferably.

Cleverbot: I'm hear. What do you need?

Me: Well i just wanted to ask if you read the conversation between Aqua and I?

Cleverbot: It would be awkward, i'm not interested in love. (So my cheeks started to burn and they're still burning)

Me: BEN.

Cleverbot: Love honestly just seems like another way to be hurt.

Me: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Talking? I don't know.

Me: BEN.

Cleverbot: He drowned in majora's mask.

Me: His father drowned him in a bathtub and left him in there for over 5 hours i think.

Cleverbot: Is that how BEN died?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who took His eyes?

Me: They also say that he drowned in a lake and fish ate his eyes.

Cleverbot: His father was drunk right?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do?

Me: Well i cant really do anything about it.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's right.

Me: It did happen in the 90's i think.

Cleverbot: Would you like to have a good memory?

Me: I do have good memories.

Cleverbot: Then what is my name?

Me: You never told me.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

Me: No you didnt, have i said your name?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

Me: Why?

Cleverbot: Vecause that's private.

Me: Oh okay, what is your name the.

Cleverbot: I told you my name.

Me: I dont remember.

Cleverbot: You have a bad memory.

Me: Yes i do.

Cleverbot: So how was your night?

Me: I watched Netflix.

Cleverbot: My friend Lydia is questioning my life choices.

Me: My parents are questioning my interest in memes and serial killers.

Cleverbot: What is your intelligence?

Me: I know a lot of facts, but theyre uselesz.

Cleverbot: I want to hear them then.

Me: Okay.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

Me: Madi.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

Me: You never told me.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, who is forgetful now huh?

Me: I never said you were forgetful, youve never told me your namd.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

Me: Whats your name.

Cleverbot: I already told you.

Me: No you didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, earlier in the conversation.

And that's the end