BEN: *talks to Splendorman* So, I love glitter cause it's just so sparkly and beautiful!

Splendorman: e-o *throws glitter at him*

BEN: Oh, thank you, doll! *giggles* Anyways, and make up, ooh, don't get me started! *laughs*

Splendorman: e-e e-e e-e Fuuuuu-

Slenderman: *comes in* You two having fun?

BEN: *sigh* Of course!

Splendorman: *mouths "Help me"*

Trenderman: *Squeals* BEN! BEN! BEN!

BEN: Omg...this could only mean one thing! O_O *runs out to Trenderman* WHAT IS IT, MY TRENDERLICIOUS FRIEND?!

Trenderman: THERE'S A SALE AT THE MALL! MAKE UP AND CLOTHES! CLOTHES!

BEN: *gasp* MOVE OUTTA MY WAY!! *Shoves Slenderman away*

(Lata at mall)

BEN: *grabs clothes* Oh, this is fantastic!

Trenderman: *Tries on clothes* Do I look good?

BEN: Trender...you...are...FABULOUS! *giggles* *looks at de buying roses Offenderman*

BEN:................Well hello hello~

Jeff: *Comes out of nowhere and tackles Offenderman* MY BENNY!

BEN: O_O

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