Eyeless Jack: *walks through woods*

Zalgo: *jumps out from behind a tree* HEY, KID, DO YOU HAVE STAINS?! LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE KIDNEY STAINS!

Eyeless Jack:.............I.............I was warned to not trust people like you-

Zalgo: IT MAKES YOU CLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAN~

Eyeless Jack: I need an adu-

Zalgo: *splashes it in his face and runs away*

Eyeless Jack:.................... I hope that wasn't oxi clean............ *eye sockets start to burn*.....................................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!