(I was once a neko XD)

Me: *wags tail and scratches couch*

Hoodie: Hey, Puppet.

Me: *looks at him* Yeah?

Hoodie: *Waves catnip in a bag*

Me: O_O *tail droops*

Hoodie: ;)

(lata)

Masky: *walks in living room* WHAT THE-

*the living room floor if full of catnip*

Me: *Rolls and scratches carpet*

Masky: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Me: Caaaaaaaatniiiiiiiiiiiiiip...........

Masky: WHO GAVE YOU THAT?!

Me: Hoooooooooooodieeeeeeeee..........

(Wae I do this XD)