Me: *eats through mansion door with a box of small boxes inside* GUUUUYS~! GUESS WHHHHAT~?

Masky: PUPPET, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRINGING HOME PUPPIES?!

Me: -3- Not this time.... *hides puppy behind my back* Sssh, quiet, pup pup..... I HAVE MCDOLAN'S WITH MCDOLAN TOYS IN IIIIT!

Eyeless Jack: *throws his body at his door, the door falls down with him* MCDOLAN'S!! <3

Me: *gives one to BEN, EJ, Liu, Hoodie, Jeff, LJ, LS, Masky, Toby, Bloody, Sally, Puppeteer, Herobrine, Glitchy, Smiley, Zalgo WHICH SHOULDN'T BE HERE! *kicks him outside*, Offender, Splendor, Trender, Slender, Smile, Jane, Clocky and Myself* FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Jane: How much did this cost?

Me: .w."

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BEN: *opens box* *grabs cup* *gasp* No..... IT'S FILLED WITH WWWAAAATTTTEEEEER!!! *throws out window*

Bugs: **climbs in it and drowns*

BEN: o-e *looks at toy*

Dolan Toy: Hello, Benjamin Walters ol' buddy ol' pal!

BEN: How do you know my name....?

Dolan Toy: I know everybody's name Benjamin.... among your deepest darkest nightmares of being picked on for height and being different with your elf ears and sorts... obsession of that MAJORA game because it was the only thing that soothed you...... those deep, dark waves surrounded you...... making you becoming who you aaaaare....

BEN: *trembles* W-What kind of McDolan toy did it get?! *throws it out the window*

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Eyeless Jack: *eats kidney burger and examines toy*

Dolan Toy: Hello, Mitch...

Eyeless Jack: Wha- No no, I'm Jackson.

Dolan Toy: So it seems to be. My mistake.... say, buddy.... how does it feel to eat~?

Eyeless Jack: Uuuuh...... h-happy?

Dolan Toy: WRONG. The answer iiiis lucky.....

Eyeless Jack:...............

Dolan Toy: Hhahahahah. How does your kidney's taste~?

Eyeless Jack: Fanfuckingtastic fuck off *throws out window*

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Liu: *stares at the Dolan Toy eating the dorito*

Dolan Toy: Greeting, Liu Woods... So.... I heard you love doritos.... you a fan of Bill CIPHER?

Liu: Yeah, he's awesome.

Dolan Toy: So I see...... man.... how great it should be to be with your brother again, no matter the hard times, you should cherish the things you have closely before they go away...

Liu: EY, NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY BROTHER MEANIE! *sobs like a baby and punches him against the wall*

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Hoodie: *eats banana cheesecake*

Dolan Toy: Hey hey, Brian Thomas.... Nice hood.... what do you hide under that thing....?

Hoodie: Shut your bitch ass face and don't call me that.

Dolan Toy: Nice stalking Timothy all those times... tell me, where's Jay and Alex? Wha-

Hoodie: *throws out window* Silence I said.

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Jeff: *picks up toy* Some kind of duck...

Dolan Toy: Hello, Jeffrey Woods....... mmmmm, all those mean people bullying you? Aaaaw, poor beautiful baby.....~

Jeff: Bitch, i ain't lookin' for a relationship! *throws out window* I'm keepin' my single ass right here. Creepy motherfucker......

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Laughing Jack: I love toys~ *cuddles it*

Dolan Toy: *laughs* Hello Isaac...

Laughing Jack:............................ my name isn't Isaac......... don't mention that name............

Dolan Toy: Aaaaaw, you sorry? Were you forgotten and so hurt that all the happy dappy color got SUCKED RIGHT OUTTA YEAH?! THE CANDY SO SWEET THAT IT NUMBS YOUR PAIN-

Laughing Jack: *Starts shoving candy in it's mouth and puts it in a fish bowl* *throws fish bowl out the window* *but first took fish out so the fish didn't get hurt* *fish dead anyway* *no water* *rip fish*

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Lost Silver: *hugs toy* Duckie~! *sweet and innocent laugh*

Dolan Toy: And duckie loves Silver!

Lost Silver: Tehee~! *hugs tighter* *Sniffles* Pidgey....

Dolan Toy: Does Silver miss Pidgey's?

Lost Silver: Silver wanna go home....

Dolan Toy: Aaaaaw, you shouldn't have gone in that cave completing your dreams, you caught them all, but the Pokemon caught you first... you could be alive right now if you didn't go in that cave... something was up and you knew it..... not a Pokemon in sight.... why was the ground so sticky Silver?

Lost Silver: *Cries*

Dolan Toy: Where's Cyndaquil, Pikachu and Celebi?

Lost Silver: *Sniffles* MEAN PIDGEY! *throws against wall and cries*

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Masky: *Checks out toy* Does it have an action button?

Dolan Toy: No, but you have an action trigger, Timothy Sutton! Just right in the mask!

Masky: What the fuck are you?

Dolan Toy: Your worst nightmare! How did it feel when Jay turned on you? How did it feel when Alex was scared for you? How did it feel when Brian back stabbed you?

Masky: Get the fuck out of my face, I'm not taking commands from a toy that I can smash with my gloved-hands... *breaks it*

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Ticci Toby: *throws toy up in the air* FLY CHICKEN FLY! HAHAHAHAH! *cute blushy marks idk kawaii marks I guess shit idk imagine it*

Dolan Toy: The chicken likes flying, Tobias Erin Rodgers, just like your sanity flew right past you! Numbed to your core in that big, warm, deep dark heart of yours! Tehee! Tell me why you love waffles? You used to eat them every morning..... the people called you "Ticci" Because of it........ everyone...

Ticci Toby: You're not fun anymoreeeeee....... *melts it* Toby gonna have himself some fried chicken instead.

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Bloody Painter: *paints on box* *smiles*

Dolan Toy: Hey, Helen Otis buddy, what'cha got there?

Bloody Painter: I'm painting meh life.....

Dolan Toy: Oooooooh there was that one paint that always got you, only the one thing that made it a true masterpiece-

Bloody Painter: Cluck Cluck Motherfucker *keeps dabbing blooded paint in his mouth*

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The Puppeteer: *plays with strings*

Dolan Toy: Hello there? Have you a name?

The Puppeteer: The Puppeteer.

Dolan Toy: Quite... so how does it feel to have friends that love you....?

The Puppeteer: Great, I guess.

Dolan Toy: WRONG. Lucky...... yo not be alone in the darkness surrounding you so much...... to cry every night thinking about "Will I ever be normal like them....? What makes me so different...?"

The Puppeteer:......................

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Sally: *pets duck toy and eats fries*

Dolan Toy: Hey, Sally Williams..... what a pretty pink dress you have... do you want to play?

Sally: Yeah!

Dolan Toy: Allllrrriiiiiighhhht....

Sally: GO HIDE! *throws out window* :D :D :D :l Toy?

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Herobrine: *Cooks chicken* Just like in Minecraft.

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Glitchy Red: *stares creepily at chicken, glitching out*

Dolan Toy: Well hello hello Red! Listen buddy, your Charizard meant the world to you, right? Well life is unfair and cruel, deal with it and deal with your loss of your Pikachu. You're never going back to where days are simple and fine dandy, you're different now.

Glitchy Red: Am I a joke to you? *glitches out*

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Dr. Smiley: *has taken apart chicken* Interesting, very interesting.... the organs are such interesting... much doge...........

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Offender: You are the most beautiful toy I've ever seen in my life~

Dolan Toy: Oh you~! Tehee! *blushes*

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Splendor: HAVE SOME FUN! *throws glitter at toy and food*

Dolan Toy: fffffffmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

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Trender: SMIIIILE~!

Dolan Toy: *is wearing clothes*

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Dolan Toy: So there you have it, Victor Surge...............

Slender: Such a demonic toy................... you are my pet............... call me that again and I'll steal that soul and rip your neck off.................. you'll be my dead pet then..................

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Smile Dog: Nom nom nom nom nom nom

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Jane: *drinks milkshake and texts* *the future right there XD*

Dolan Toy: Greetings, Jane Arkensaw....

Jane: Hola.

Dolan Toy: Wha- whatever........ so..... how does it feel? To see one of the most important things being destroyed right in front of your eyes?

Jane: Uno.

Dolan Toy: ??? and by your friend........

Jane: Dos.

Dolan: Having it burn you inside out......

Jane: Tres. *throws it out the window*

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Clockwork: *ticks and eats*

Dolan Toy: Hello, dearest Natalie Ouellette....

Clockwork: *Stares*

Dolan Toy: You're time is up... I take over your time for your loved ones and life......

Clockwork: Haha, you're a toy.

Dolan Toy: That's what they said to Tails Doll, too~!

Clockwork: Get real. *throws* Stupid toy....

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Me: *nommie on toy* Nom nom nom <3

Dolan Toy: Hello dearest Shadow Puppet..... and Insane Shadey......

Me: *nomming*

Dolan Toy: You're getting me wet.

Me: beheheheheheh <3

Dolan Toy: So, how does it feel to be here.......?

Me: *Shrugs* Happy nom nom nom

Dolan Toy: LUCKY. LUCK LUCK LUCKY PUP.

Me: *nommie* *sobbie* *and hungryie*

Dolan Toy: Daaaaaw..... hungry......? why don't you take the cheesecake of your heroes....... the only thing right there that reminds you of them...... I know you..... and I know your past............ I know everything......... why the water hate Puppet?

Me: *nommie* *Cryie* *Cri evrytim*

Dolan Toy: Look at that, the water is dripping from your eyeless eyes.......... where's your stitched heart Puppet? Right here.... what does it hold?

Me: *crumbles it and turns it to dust* Shut up................. no one knows...... they shall not know..... you......will.....never.....know........ *INSANE SHADEY DEMONIC LAUGH*

(HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR DARK MINUTES PLEASE LISTEN TO SOME RELAXING MUSIC NOW! *plays "Ticci Waffles"* Which one was you favorite, questions, funniest, darkest?)