Me: *Writes a story on Wattpad* Aaaaaaand......... done! *publishes it* *has nosebleed* Fack.

(lata)

Me: *eats cheesecake and sees blood coming from my door* What the- *runs up to room and opens it* *blood floods out* O_O *Sees Glitchy Red sitting in front of computer* RED!

Glitchy Red: *looks at me* O_O

Me: WHERE DID ALL THIS BLOOD COME FROM?!

Glitchy Red: My nose.

Me: *Runs up to computer and he on my wattpad* GET THE FUCK OFFA MAH WATTPAD! *closes it fast*

Glitchy Red: *grabs tons of tissue*