Me: *purrs by Slender's leg*

Slenderman: Child, how did you become a cat thing? You weren't a cat when you came here...

Me: *heavy breathing*

Zalgo: *burst through the mansion door*

Slenderman: Oh dear God no...

Shadey: *noms on chains*

Me: Owiiiiie........

Zalgo:......Slender....I have a question.....

Slenderman: Wtf is it this time...?

Zalgo: *points to me* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?!

Me:..... *HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I MADE A MISTAKE, MY LIFE GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAY, I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE, I JUST WANNA SCREAM, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME*