
ATTACK ON COOKIES!!!
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-----------normal day in normal mansion with normal Eyeless Jack--------
Eyeless Jack: *Watches Masky make potions*
Masky: *Sings* I cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accured, they say kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
Eyeless Jack: *Eats cookies* What are you doing?
Masky: I'm making a mutation potion.
Eyeless Jack: Why?
Masky: Because I wanna mutate something's.
Eyeless Jack: Why?
Masky: Because I'm bored.
Eyeless Jack: Why?
Masky: I have nothing to do.
Eyeless Jack: Why?
Masky: BECAUSE I'M STUCK WITH AN EYELESS JERK!
Eyeless Jack: *throws cookie at his head*
Masky:.....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *tackles E.J.*
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Eyeless Jack: Pfffft, stupid Masky...... *eats cookie*.....................I wonder if I can make these bigger! Then I won't run outta cookies! *dips them in the potion as it sizzles*
Cookies: *grow huge with eyes, arms, and legs*
Eyeless Jack:......................shit..................
Cookies: COOKIE EAT EYELESS JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eyeless Jack: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT *Runs up stairs* SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT *Runs into The Puppeteer* YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!!!
The Puppeteer: WHAT WHY WHERE WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?
Eyeless Jack: MUTANT COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Cookie: *breaks doorway* COOKIE EAT EYELESS JAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloody Painter: *Screams like a girl*
Heartful Lou: Maybe I'll diiiiiiiiiiiiiie................
Bloody Painter: *hides behind him*
Heartful Lou: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh........................
The Puppeteer: UH, MILK!!! COOKIES GET ALL SOFT WWITH MILK!!!!!!!!!!! *looks in fridge* WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MILK??!?! *picks up empty jug*
Me: *jacket is wet with milk, and drinks milk*
The Puppeteer: *screams*
Homicidal Liu:................Mother of cookies.....................
Cookies: *picks up doritos*
Homicidal Liu: *gasps* NO ONE TAKES DORITOS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!! *picks me up and squeezes my stomach*
Me: *becomes a milk launcher* *launches milk at cookies*
Cookie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!!
BEN: Oooh, chocolate chip~ *Eats*
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