Zalgo: *knocks on door* Can I take over your mansion?

Slenderman: Go away, Zalgo.

Zalgo: Pretty please?

Slenderman: Fuck off, Zalgo.

Zalgo:............... I won't do anything bad!

Slenderman: ARE YOU STUPID?!

Zalgo: Yes......

Slenderman:...... *Sigh* *opens the door* What?

Zalgo:............... *pushes his and runs* *MOVE BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY, GET OUT OF THE WAY BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY* *takes over the mansion*

Me:..........Welp.......... we're fucked.

Jeff: I don't care.

BEN: BITCH MAH CLOTHES ARE IN DIS MANSION-