I know it's too early for thid but screw it
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Me: What does Santa do?

Sally: Gives us presents!

Lazari: Makes children's dreams come true!

BEN: Gives us money!

Jane: Kills naughty children.

E.J: Gives us Kidneys!

L.J: Gives us candy!

Toby: Gives us Waffles!

Clockwork: Kills everyone!

Masky: Makes children wait for their presents!

Hoodie: Is a cheap old man

Jeff: Eats a lot of cookies and milk and turns into a fatass.

Everyone: *stares at Jeff*

Jeff: What?

Jane: *Kicks Jeff out of the room* Okay, he's gone now let's continue

Nina: Gives us Plushies.

Kagekao: Gives us a lot of wine!

Suicidal Sadie: Dress up in red.

Lost Silver: Is A Scary Old Man

Sully/Liu: Why are we doing this?! It's not even true

Liu/Sully: Sully what have you done?!

Sully/Liu: I TOLD THE TRUTH!

Sally: *sniff* He's not...true..?

Lazari: *sniff*

BEN: Does that mean there's no money?!

L.J: And Candies?!

E.J: And Kidneys?!

Toby: Even waffles?!

Sully/Liu: YES!

Liu/Sully: You dug our own grave Sully

Jane/Nina/Clockwork: Liu! *chases him*

Liu/Sully: *Runs* Goddamn it Sully!

Me: And that's what everyone thinks what Santa does! See you on the next crack!

Liu/Sully: CLARISSE FOR GODSAKE! HELP US!

Me: No! You totally deserve it!

Sully/Liu: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Me: *Troll Face* Can You?...

Sully/Liu: You son of a-

Me: I'M GONNA SAY GOODBYE HERE FOLKS, IMMA KILL SOMEONE!

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