Hello Coldplayers it's the 25th of April and more weird shit is happening with that guy James he also sent me a thing in the mail and at first I was ok with it but then once I saw it I was like what does this guy want. I'm happy Jonny believes me because he's my husband. Jonny is still asleep by the way everyone. James is calling me now what the fuck! What James you shit? Don't be mean to me gosh Chris I know you want me but your too scared to admit it. I do not want you James because you are a creep I don't like creeps like you. You will regret that Christopher! What the hell!

    Guy I have to show you something I just showed Jonny yesterday. What the fuck is this creep doing? I think he wants to get in my pants and he thinks I want him but I keep telling him I don't and today he called me and I told him that and he said you will regret that Christopher. Guy is shocked and wonders how that guy James got his number too. Go tell Will please because this is scaring me a little bit! Jonny wake up honey I have to tell you something. Jonny wakes up in his birthday suit and Chris is like please put underwear on I'm not feeling your naked body right now I'm sorry. James called me today and it got even creepier. He told me I know you want me but you are too scared to admit it and I told him no I'm not and I hate creeps like you and he told me you will regret that! Chris is so confused and he doesn't know what to do. Chris come here lay down on the bed with me honey.
Fucking really this James guy is so annoying! Jonny you talk to James please I can't stand this anymore! James you leave my husband alone and go creep on someone else not part of Coldplay because if you don't I will call the cops! "You won't be able to Jonny" James says in a creepy tone. Get the fuck away from us I swear to god get the fuck out.