Craig fucking loves Tweek, plain and simple. He loved his adorable twitches and stutters, he adores his shy smile, his strong sexy boxing skills, and his will to try to keep the peace. He even loves his coffee addiction, but when he found out about the drugs in there well...

~Flashback brought to you by the rainbow~

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Craig sighed and went to his living room from the kitchen with snacks and nearly facepalmed his head off at seeing Tweek chugging down the coffee from his thermos. "OK! That's it Tweek, what the fuck is in that shit?!" Craig snapped exasperated, scaring the hell out of Tweek and sending him into a screaming, panicking, mess for 5 minutes while Craig soothed him down apologizing. "I-I GAH can't tell you..." Tweek said slowly calming down, Craig practically growled at that, "Why not?! This shit is bad for you!" Tweek swiftly made a break for the door, but Craig tackled him down and after fighting for a while, he pinned him, "Tweek sweetie tell me, so I can fucking help you." Tweek dissolved into tears and finally cracked, "OK OK MY PARENTS PUT DRUGS IN IT!!!!!!!!!" For a while, Craig had no reaction and then he slowly went upstairs then bolted back down and out the house.....with a shotgun. Tweek immediately flipped his shit and chased after him shrieking, "CRAIG WAIT NO! YOU'LL GO TO PRISON!" Craig doesn't stop or utter a sound before he kicked down Tweek's fucking front door, "AGAINST THE WALL ASSWIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tweek's parents screamed dropping the drugs and coffee beans they were holding on the floor before scrambling in fear to the wall, his father shouting "What's happening?!" in rage and clutching his sobbing bit-I mean wif-no wait I meant bitch, to him."Tweek is coming with me and if you even think of touching, talking, calling, texting, threatening, acknowledging, dreaming, remembering, or even THINKING of Tweek at all, I'll blow your fucking head off! YOU AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO MUMBLE HIS NAME OR MISS HIM, DO YOU HEAR ME?!" Craig snapped cocking that shotgun like a badass pointing it at them before looking at a sweatdropping Tweek, "Pack your stuff honey, we're going." As Tweek slowly ascended the stairs to pack his stuff, Tweek's bastard called out to him desperate, "Son! Please, tr-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" only to be cut off by Craig shooting him in the dick. "I warned you, Jackass." Craig shrugged it off likes it nothing, while Mr. Tweak writhed in agony and yells in rage, "YOU SAID THE HEAD YOU ASS!" Craig laughs sadistically, "Bitch I never said which head." Tweek blinks and twitches before going to pack, after 10 tense minutes he returns with his things and they go to the door, Craig turns with a warning glare, "And if you go to the cops I'll tell them my side and you'll be drowned with so many charges that you'll get life in prison!!!!!!!!!" and finally leaves with a violent slam.

~Flashback over~

All didn't end well since Craig's parents didn't want them living together, so Craig packed his shit and left without a care and Tweek in tow. With money, Tweek had from working at the "coffee" shop, Craig's allowance that he's saved since elementary school, and a generous donation from Toke, they rented an apartment and the two lived happily together. They both got jobs working at a very gay cafe as waiters and they ended up loving it and even get paid great. All was perfect until that night, something or someone broke into their lives with the grace of a god and adorableness of a kitten...Kenny motherfucking McCormick. Yeah over the years, Kenny joined Craig's gang after finally snapping at Fatass and Style for being neglectful jackasses to him since preschool and found Craig's gang treated him like actual friends and even family. From Token  giving him and Karen money for lunch (to which he gave Kevin his, but Token doesn't need to know that), to Clyde giving him a much-needed hug every day, to Craig geeking out to him over his passions, to Tweek making them lunches and clothes all the time, and once Tweek even held him and sobbed over his body when Cartman accidentally, he hopes, shoved him in front of a bus, while Craig kicked the life out of Cartman, Clyde called an ambulance, and Token tried to keep him alive and you know what? He did live. They visited him in the hospital every day and it was then he realized what it felt to be care about, to be loved, and people wanted him to live besides Karen. Soon Kevin got a job as a mechanic and Craig got him a job at the Cafe with him and Tweek, within two months Kenny, Karen, and Kevin rented the room next to Creek in the apartment building and they were much healthier and happier.

On the other hand, Craig and Tweek were having an issue with their relationship that they knew was there, but never wanted to bring up. It was missing something...someone... it was who they both crave, Kenny. They adored the little perv! His perverted yet loving personality was the perfect to them, his will to protect everyone, his selflessness towards those he loves, and his maturity in important situations, they loved it all, they loved him. Unbeknownst to them, over next door Kenny was thinking the same thing while packing everyone's lunches. He fell in love with the crackship next door, since he joined the group yeas who, but it leaves him feeling guilty since he's not only in love with both of them, but the fact that they're so happy and they FINALLY got the Asian girls off their asses. man these three are oblivious idiots, pining each other, at least until that night...

Hope you enjoyed this chapter, please comment ideas you'd like added and things you want changed or just what you think of it so far. Stay positive in the comments please and stay tuned for more.