Crek: *is still alive* dang, how did i i survive?

satan: i helped u survived. i am......uhhhhhhhHHH.....yOuR sPiRiT aNiMaL Y'kNoW-

Crek: oh yeah...mAkEs SeNsE

satan: i need youto help meh kill someone

Crek: oh...okay, thats easy. who is it?

satan: I need you to help meh kill God.( as a Christian i am sad that i said that :'( )

Crek: oh, that sounds nice, okay. (again- still sad-)

Satan: *takes crek to thee heaven*

Crek: where am i at?

satan: heaven.

crek: oh okay.

God: hey what are y'all doin' up in mah crib?

satan: oh nothing i was just- THE JIGS UP CREK KILL HIM (STOP ME-)

Crek: *goes to kill God*

God: *puts crek in hell*

Crek: dang wtf.

satan: well, looks like i tricked another fool like u to come in my place lol

Crek: d*mmit