Warning(s): Implied NSFW

SadDad: Okay

SadDad: Don't panic

ZeGoodMom: That is the quickest way to get someone to panic

Jackipoo: Oh boy what's wrong now?

SadDad: So I might be in a random person's bed with a wicked headache and only in boxers

ZeGoodMom: WHAT

MagicKitty: HOLY SHIT WHAT

SilentLad: ?!

MrStabbington: Someone got laid, tell me the details

Jackipoo: Anti not the time

MrStabbington: What? I wanna know the tea

SuperDooder: Chase can you see your clothes?

SadDad: Yeah, they're in the corner

SadDad: Shit someone's coming in

MrStabbington: Rip

Jackipoo: A n t i

MrStabbington: Let me have my fun

MagicKitty: Jamie is pacing in the living room so fast omg

SuperDooder: We are in Suspense™

SadDad: Okay, so it was a guy

SuperDooder: YES ITS GAY MOTHERFUCKERS

SadDad: Jackie

SuperDooder: Sorry

MrStabbington: Rip your ass

ZeGoodMom: ANTI

MrStabbington: What? Chase is a total power bottom

SadDad: Anyway, he came in, handed me a glass of water and some painkillers and said how I was feeling

SadDad: Apparently we talked at the bar and I got v drunk and he drove me to his house where I got sick all over my clothes and promptly passed out in his bed

MrStabbington: Damn I was hoping for gay sex

Jackipoo muted MrStabbington.

SilentLad: ASSHOLE - Anti

ZeGoodMom: I'm glad you're alright, you scared me for a second there Chase

SadDad: Sorry about that, and his name's Benjamin and he's super nice and sweet

MagicKitty: Awwe cuuute

SilentLad: So when are we meeting your boy toy? - Anti

Jackipoo: aNTI

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If you couldn't tell Benjamin is Bing cause I'm BingAverage Trash™