This is a request by @Lee_With_No_Kay, who must have either change their username or deleted their account because I can't find them in my messages to contact them. So sorry for the wait! If you are this person, message me and I'll update this! 

I was (and I still am) sick when I wrote this, so It's probably a bit crack-ey.

Ships: Shurichelle, SpiderVenom, Stuckony, BlackPepper, Thoruce, Nabe

Warnings: Swearing, insults, mentions of a weeeeeird ship, alcohol consumption (by a teacher at work)

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"So how are you going to do it?" Shuri asked, getting nods of agreement from MJ,  Ned, and Abe.

They were waiting for the last few students to arrive, including Peter, before they could go on yet another field trip to Stark Towers. It was the third one this year, and they only trip Peter hadn't gotten out of, much to his horror. The last thing he wanted was to tour his own home.

Eddie shrugged, pulling out the ring box he'd hidden in his school bag. "I don't know, I was planning to ask him yesterday, but he was to busy ranting about-"

Before Eddie could continue, the classroom door was thrown open by a furious Peter, who was aggressively clutching a newspaper. "WHO THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS GUY?!"

"...J. Jonah Jameson." Eddie finished as Peter Stark-Rogers-Barnes tore the newspaper to pieces. The rest of the class was used to the secret hero's antics, so as long as ABBA or Hamilton didn't start playing, and there was no glitter around, they blatantly ignored it.

"Rough morning, Peter?" Mr Hall called, getting a disgruntled nod from the teen. The teacher laughed, holding up his clear water bottle filled with what looked like water but definitely wasn't. "Try adding a bit of tequila into your water bottle next time. This baby's going to help me get through the day."

While Peter laughed, his anger lessening slightly, MJ turned to her favourite teacher, grinning widely. "A bit or a whole bottle?"

"Why Ms Jones, you know that a good teacher never drinks and tells." Mr Hall replied. "But this definitely isn't just two shots of tequila."

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Even as the teenagers, plus their slightly tipsy teacher, arrived at Stark Tower, Peter was still grumpily grumbling about the newspaper.

"Ignore that asshole, honey. He's just an idiot. You're not a menace." Eddie attempted to soothe his boyfriend, getting a pout in response.

Before Peter could reply, likely saying something like 'It's not that simple', Flash was bounding towards the group.

The bully wasn't intimidating whatsoever, but he tended be either annoying or infuriating. Today he was going to be both, apparently.

"I can't wait for the truth about your fake Stark internship to be revealed, Parker." Eugene announced, jabbing a finger into Peter's chest.

"I- What?" Peter looked at the other teen in confusion, which was mirrored on the faces of his friends. "I'm not an intern, Flash. And my last name isn't Parker, either... I'm literally the son of Tony, Steve, and Bucky Stark-Rogers-Barnes. Where did you even get the idea that I wasn't?"

Peter didn't hide his relationship to the Avengers, other than his superhero identity as Spider-Man. It was public knowledge. Everyone knew he was their son, and had known since he was five - when he'd been adopted.

Flash simply scoffed and stormed away, leaving the group of teenagers highly confused.

"I'm not even going to try and figure out what that was about." Abe mumbled, shaking his head at Eugene's retreating form.

"I bet he's been reading to much fanfiction." Ned suggested, getting a laugh from the other members of the friend group.

A smirk spread across MJ's face as she remembered something she'd seen the day before. "Speaking of fanfiction, did you see the Donald Trump x Bucky x Shrek fic I sent in the group chat. That was comedic gold."

Shuri, MJ, Ned, Abe, and Eddie howled with laughter when Peter made the most disgusted, horrified face imaginable.

"Guys! That's one of my dads!" Peter gagged.

Before the group could continue, a handful of interns were rounding the tour group into the tower while Mr Hall retrieved their passes.

"Grab your pass then move to the entrance." Mr Hall instructed. "Peter, Eddie, MJ, Shuri, Ned, and Abe - you all already have passes, right?"

"We don't need them." Shuri called, stopping her awkward flirting with her girlfriend, MJ, to respond.

"FRIDAY knows us." Abe, who was busy placing a bet with his boyfriend, added.

Soon enough, the were touring through one of the most boring floors in the entire tower. They knew this because halfway through, Peter got pissed.

"My day is absolutely AWFUL! First that newspaper asshole decides that I- uhm, Spider-Man is a menace to society, and now I'm stuck on the most BORING floor of the tower on some stupid tour." Peter ranted, huffing.

"Well someone's grumpy." A female voice called from the doorway, where Peter's whole extended family were waiting.

Natasha, who was the one to speak, walked in with her wife, Pepper, while the Avengers stayed behind. "The room's ready, come one."

"What room?" Mr Hall asked, taking a long drink from his water bottle.

"It's a surprise." Bruce called, who was holding hands with his fiancé, Thor.

The teacher shrugged, following after the Avengers with the students in tow.

Just as they stopped at the room, Bucky whispered something to Eddie, making certain it was too soft for Peter to hear.

Eddie's eyes widened and he nodded, sneakily grabbing something out of his bag.

The doors were then pushed open, revealing a beautifully decorated room full of Peter's favourite flower - roses -, platters of party food, and rainbow glittery streamers hanging from the roof.

The teacher and students gasped when the walked inside, with Eddie leading Peter to the middle of the room.

"Peter, would you do me the absolute honour of becoming my husband?" Eddie asked, getting down on one knee. He pulled out the ring box and held it up. A banner dropped from behind them, reading 'Will you marry me?', making it clear that this was all arranged for their engagement.

Peter gasped, a dopey grin spreading across his face. "YES, YES! Oh my gods, yes. Fuck J Jonah Jameson, this is the best day of my life!"

Eddie stood up, slipping the beautiful engagement ring onto Peter's finger. They kissed momentarily as the students, teacher, and Peter's family members cheered.

After a few minutes of celebration, a certain bully decided to open his mouth.

"Why are you letting some nobody like Peter Parker get engaged in your tower?!" Flash demanded, getting odd looks from the Avengers.

"Did you... Were you dropped on your head as a child?" Tony asked, absolutely astounded by the teen's stupidity. "Peter is my son..."

"Ha, I told you you weren't an intern!" Flash shouted, turning to look at Peter, who was still cooing over his engagement ring.

Peter looked over at Eugene, confused and annoyed. "For the last time, Flash. I. AM. NOT. AN. INTERN. My name is Peter Stark-Rogers-Barnes."

Eddie snickered. "Soon to be Peter Stark-Rogers-Barnes-Brock."