This chapter was a request by @GalacticAsshole and oooooh, I just love adding my own ship choices! Oh, the gayness I can write!

Thank you to every single person who commented on my request for more Ned ship ideas. I decided Ned x Flash would be the best fit for now, but I'll definitely write Ned x Abe and Ned x Eddie (and maybe even Ned x Betty if it's apart of a request) in the future!

Ships: IronStrange, MayPepper, WandaWidow (trying something new out, thoughts?), Stucky, HawkSilver, Thoruce, SpideyPool, Shurichelle, NedFlash (Ned x Flash, if anyone has a better ship name, let me know!), and FrostMaster.

Warnings: Swearing, Donald Trump (mentions of him being beaten), alcohol consumption, manipulation, arson, and bad singing.

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It was nearing 7 in the morning when Peter waltzed into the kitchen, decked out in rainbow apparel. All the Avengers and Co. were slumped across the kitchen table, tiredly attempting to wake themselves up for the day.

A glittery rainbow cape flew out behind Peter, matching perfectly with his white 'LGBTQIA+ RIGHTS!' sweater, his Rainbow short shorts, and his white glittery stripper heels.

"Good morning, Aunty Pepper!" Peter cried, getting the attention of his adoptive aunt, who was making herself toast. "Are you coming to the pride parade today?"

Everyone else in the room was wearing their own pride clothing, just not as much as Peter.

Steve and Bucky were wearing matching 'Stucky is cannon, bitches!' shirts with bi flag badges.

Tony and Stephen Stark-Strange were wearing a pair of rainbow jeans each, while Clint and Pietro did the same but with their shirts.

Wanda and Natasha Maximoff-Romanova were wearing matching lesbian flag themed crowns and combat boots.

Thor was wearing a pair of pansexual sweat pants and his boyfriend, Bruce, was wearing a bisexual coloured dress shirt.

Vision had changed his skin colour so he was half asexual, half aromantic.

Loki was wearing a genderfluid themed coat and rainbow Doc Martins, while his boyfriend - the Grandmaster - wore a rainbow themed pair of robes that looked like they belonged in a Harry Potter coming-out Fanfiction.

"Yes, Peter, my wife and I will be attending." She answered, smiling at her nephew.

Everyone went silent - turning to look at the strawberry blonde in surprise. "WIFE?!"

Pepper stared at the room for a moment, shocked and surprised as they didn't know she had a wife. "...Yes."

"And you didn't invite us to the wedding?!" Tony exclaimed, jumping up and crossing his arms, clearly pissed at his best friend.

"It was a Vegas wedding, six months ago - remember? Every single one of you attended!" She responded, looking around.

—— Flashback To The Wedding ——

A crowd of very, very drunk superheroes and a passed out Peter (who'd crashed from a sugar high) filled the the small Vegas chapel.

May Parker and Pepper Potts stood in front of the dramatic Elvis Presley impersonator preforming the ceremony.

"Do you, May Parker, take Pepper Potts to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Elvis asked.

"I do."

"Do you, Pepper Potts, take May Parker to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Elvis asked again, turning to the strawberry blonde.

"I do."

The impersonator grinned. "You may now kiss the bride!"

The superheroes cheered, all nearing blackout drunk. "Let's go gamble our money away!" Tony half slurred/half shouted, leading the others out of the room.

However, he wasn't a horrible father so he drunkenly asked Vision - the only one not drunk - to get Peter back to the hotel room safety.

May and Pepper looked at each other and laughed before running off to join the crowd.

—— End Flashback To The Wedding ——

"Nope, I don't remember that at all." Tony said, shaking his head, everyone but Vision nodding and mumbling in agreement.

"Mrs Potts is correct," Vision announced, "That's why your bank account was $100,000 short six months prior."

"Huh." Peter frowned before pouting. "I fell asleep for your wedding! I'm so sorry, Aunty Pepper! Please forgive me!"

"It's perfectly alright, Petey." Pepper soothed before continuing. "You all must remember her being at the paintball game we played a month ago, right?!"

—— Flashback To The Paintball Game ——

Loud cackling could be heard as the only two unsuperhero people in the group shot at Steve and Bucky - the last team standing.

Each couple, with the exception of Peter and Vision (who had teamed up because Vision was single and Peter's boyfriend wasn't present), was their own individually coloured team.

May Potts-Parker and her wife, Pepper, had completely obliterated the competition.

Pepper and May took off their masks, grabbing the (badly made) flags they'd had made specifically for their victory and dancing around with them.

"We are the champions my frienddddddd!" The wives screamed very off key, shoving their victory in the faces of the losers.

Everyone simply stared at them before walking away, leaving the wives to exclaim the cries of victory while the others went to get rainbow waffles.

"We are the champions! We are the champions! No time for losers, cause we are the champions!" They screamed, ignoring that the others were gone. "Of the worrrrlllddddd!"

— End Flashback To The Paintball Game —

"Oh yeah!" Bucky cried, lying through his teeth, "May! I remember her, I think."

"Great! What about the rest of you?" Pepper asked, crossing her arms.

Everyone else mumbled their apologies, actively trying to remember the woman Pepper was claiming as her bride.

Grandmaster leaned closer to his boyfriend, whispering loudly. "I thought Pepper was one of those... what are they called? Spinsters? Yes, spinsters."

"Same." Loki responded, getting a chuckle from the small number of people that had overheard them.

"Can you give us one more example, please?" Bruce asked, flushing with embarrassment.

"The KFC in Main, last week." Pepper said, unimpressed.

—— Flashback To The KFC ——

KFC's didn't have karaoke nights - they weren't a bar, after all. But that didn't stop the group of superheroes and co from bursting into a KFC, bringing their own karaoke machine.

Peter and his boyfriend, Wade, along with both MJ and her girlfriend, Shuri, and Ned with his boyfriend, Flash, were standing on a large table - singing along to some random musical song while the others cheerfully threw hot chips at them.

The employees were horrified, watching as the groups of people teamed together to badly sing karaoke to their favourite songs.

Just as May and Pepper began making their way into the table, Wanda let out a deafening scream. "Fire!"

Driven insane the horrid screeching voices, one of the employees sat fire to the main kitchen.

An immediate scattering of staff, superheroes, and the very few remaining customers, took place.

Everyone stood outside of the fast food restaurant, ooh-ing and aww-ing over the growing flames until the building was finally engulfed.

"You know what that calls for!" Pietro cried.

"Karaoke!" The others screamed in reply.

The employees and other customers, however, were absolutely horrified. "No!"

—— End Flashback To The KFC ——

"Oh yeah!" Stephen cried. "The medical bills for the employee we drove insane were crazy!"

"Like him." Thor added, getting a snicker from almost everyone.

"Our singing wasn't that bad..." Peter tried to argue.

Tony put a comforting hand on his son's shoulder. "I hate to break it to you, kiddo, but the government is trying to pass a law forcing us to never singing outside our homes ever again."

"It's a 'risk to national security', apparently." Clint scoffed.

Somewhere on the ceiling the sassy voice of FRIDAY snickered. "It's true."

Looking out the window, Natasha spat out her coffee. "The parade's starting! Pepper - get your gay shit together! It's time to go!"

Like decapitated chickens, the swarm of superheroes began running around the kitchen and out towards the elevator, leaving Pepper all alone.

With the exception of her wife of course.

May Parker-Potts slipped into the kitchen, grinning. "Whelp, that went better then I expected! I'm glad that we payed Vision to 'remember' our wedding."

"Honestly, you'd think they'd know better then to trust me." Pepper rolled her eyes with a grin.

Now, you might be wondering where that missing 100k went. It's simple; May and Pepper used the money to get a statue of themselves beating up Donald Trump put up in Central Park.

"Here's your coat." May said, handing Pepper a coat in the lesbian flag colours.

The two women quickly ran to catch the elevator, which had dropped the others off in the lobby.

Joining the heroes outside, they began tracking through the streets, entering Central Park at the sight of a swarm of rainbow Barney the Dinosaurs Naruto running down the paths.

Everything was good - May and Pepper completely forgetting about their elaborate scheme - until they turned down a very special pathway.

The statues pathway.

As if in sync, the pieces all clicked for the superheroes. There was no Vegas wedding, or paint ball, and May wasn't even there for the KFC ordeal. "PEPPER!"