I know I mentioned this on my message board, but the absolutely amazing LoveYouToTheSunNill9 has done not one but two incredible recordings of my one-shots! At the moment, these recordings include Worthy and Interns Are Bitches, but an inclusive One-Shot is coming very very soon, so tune in for that!

Please, please, please, take a listen on Spotify! The podcast is called Fanfictology.

This is a request by @supersher7 and I'm super sorry for how long it's taken. I can't remember if I've ever written a Peter x Petro one-shot before, but here is my attempt at one. I actually rather like this ship!

Ships: SilverSpider (is this the right ship name for Peter x Petro?), IronStrange, Shurichelle, and Nash (or Fled, depending on your preference of weird ship name for Ned and Flash)

Warnings: Secret keeping, lying, Swearing,

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Peter nervously fiddled with the sleeves of his shirt as he sat at the kitchen table, surrounded by eating Avengers, plus his boyfriend Pietro. He needed a cover story for the afternoon, but his mind was blank.

"Are you coming to the book signing with us later, Pete? Parker Jones is one of the best authors of your generation and he never does signings. This is a once in a blue moon opportunity!" Tony gushed loudly.

Peter shook his head, putting on a disappointed frown. "No, sadly, I have a report due tomorrow and, uhm, I haven't really done much..."

"I can call your teacher and get you an extension?" Stephen asked, slightly confused. That was quite unlike Peter.

"No, no." The teenager replied, shaking his head. "I chose to do other stuff, it's my responsibility to get myself out of this mess."

The Avengers nodded in understanding, however Peter wasn't speaking about his fictional report due, but lies that separated Peter Stark-Strange from Parker Jones.

You see, Peter had published his first book earlier that year, which became popular soon after Tony found Peter's copy of the book, read it, and began tweeting about it constantly. The other Avengers had done the same soon after, absolutely adoring the book. However, Peter could never bring himself to tell them he was the author.

The rest of breakfast was quiet, with the Avengers nearly racing from the table when the meal was over. Then it was just Peter and Petro sitting at the table, Petro laughing about his boyfriend's predicament while Peter sighed.

"Are you ready to go, Pete?" Petro said after his laughter stopped. "We gotta get you into your author outfit."

That sent Petro into another fit of giggles while Peter pouted and left the kitchen.

Shuri, Ned, MJ, and Flash were already waiting at the motel when Peter and Petro arrived. While it was a somewhat gross place, it was tradition for Peter to get ready for his meet-and-greets there.

"What if I mess up and reveal myself? What if everyone laughs at me, tells me my book is awful and it's popularity is just a joke? What if I'm murdered?!" Peter listed off things that could potentially happen while MJ put a blonde wig over his hair.

"Bitch please, as if that would happen." Shuri said, rolling her eyes while the others snickered. "You're going to go in their, be the amazing author you've always been, then we're going to go get a lot of sushi and watch a movie at Ned's house."

"Can't really do that when my BODY will be laying on the floor after an assassin gets me!" Peter replied.

"Repeat after me," Flash said, leaning towards him. "I'm very likely not going to be murdered today."

"I'm very likely not going to be murdered today." Peter repeated.

Ned slapped his boyfriend in the arm, glaring at him. "You're not helping, Eugene."

Before anyone could respond, MJ clapped her hands together. "Aaaaand, you're done! Time to go, bitches!"

After a quick clean up session, Peter was dropped off in front of the convention hall, where he was immediately surrounded by security and escorted to his seat.

The signing went pretty normally, until 4pm, when the Avengers walked in - dressed up as their favourite characters from the book. There were multiple gasps from around the room, however it was not because of the presence of the Avengers.

Instead, a tidal wave of teenage fans came rushing through the doors, trampling over the Avengers and surrounding Peter.

"Can I be in your next book?" Someone screamed.

"No, me!"

"Autograph, autograph, autograph!"

"Marry me!"

"We're the same age and blondes, were soulmates!"

"I'm please give me all your money!"

This went on for a good hour, with the Avengers watching from the side lines until the hyped crowd slowly reduced down to a few stragglers. Then the heroes rushed forward, grinning at the teenage Author.

"Can we please get your autograph?" Tony asked cheerfully, with Natasha nodding to his left. Peter nodded, surprised by his family's behaviour.

"We are your biggest fans!" Bruce exclaimed before blushing nervously.

Thor grinned. "You are like a Midgardian Shakespeare!"

"Thor, Shakespeare is Midgardian..." Stephen replied, highly confused.

After Peter happily signed their books, Steve asked to get a group picture, which Peter awkwardly participated in.

"I wish our son, Peter was here," Tony mused, grinning at the Author. "I would have loved..."

Tony froze, staring at Peter's face. He knew that face! "P-Peter?! You wrote this book?!"

That was when all hell broke loose.