First of all Happy Hanukkah to all of my Jewish readers!

Secondly, Eeeek! I've had this request in the back of my mind for so long! This is a Percy Jackson crossover, woo! It won't be set within any particular book, but it's set after the original five. This means there are no spoilers for the other ones, but you don't really even need to have read any of the Percy Jackson books to understand this chapter.

This is also a request by Guns_Is_My_Life and so sorry it took so long!

Ships: Perceter (Percy Jackson x Peter Parker), IronStrange

Warnings: Swearinggggg, Donald Trump mentions, talk of weaponry

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"Peter!" Tony shrieked, running out of his bedroom with a half asleep Stephen in tow. "We're late for your field trip to that stupid Air Force base! WAKE THE FUCK UP! Are you ready to leave?!"

They, along with a handful of the Avengers we were come along, were meant to leave an hour prior but had accidentally slept in.

Peter walked out from his bedroom - fully dressed and unamused. "Dad, I have been trying to get you both up for two hours. EVERYONE is waiting. Everyone."

Stephen yawned tiredly, while Tony's eyes widened in alarm. "You... you have? Give us ten minutes and we'll be ready to go. Stephen! Honey, wake the fuck up we look like bad parents."

The sorcerer grumbled lightly about not caring, before Tony spoke up again. "Kathy is going to judge us."

Stephen snapped awake immediately, hissing loudly. "That bitch will WHAT?! Grab your shit, we have a field trip to attend."

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Spending an hour in a cramped limousine filled with heroes would have been almost any teenagers dream.

Not for Peter Stark-Strange.

Stephen, who had been magic-ing up tea cup after tea cup, was ranting and rambling about Kathy, while Tony was nursing his third cup of whisky by the time they pulled up.

Not to mention Thor had brought seven boxes of pop tarts for the trip, Natasha and Clint were comparing the assortment of deadly weapons they had brought, and Bruce was talking in his sleep about some messed up dream he was having.

Apparently, the Hulk was being forced to be the flower girl for Trump and Biden's wedding.

Steve and Bucky were also in attendance, with Steve taking up a majority of the leg room by doing push ups in the middle of the limo. Bucky, on the other hand, was loudly complaining about some guy named Sam to an uninterested Loki.

So, yeah. Peter was not having a good time. Truely, the only reason he was even going on the stupid field trip, was because another school would also be attending the tour.

The school which just so happened to have his secret boyfriend - Percy Jackson - in attendance.

The couple had met a year prior, when they were fifteen, and had hit it off right away. Percy had only been in New York for two weeks, but the pair quickly began dating, moving to online dating and through letters.

According to Percy, he wasn't able to use his phone throughout the summers because the camp he attended claimed that they attract monsters. Peter had found this quite amusing but didn't question It.

He lived with two gods who refused to be in the presence of the blender because they noice mimicked the mating call of a long extinct Norse mythological monster, apparently. So the idea that technology is evil didn't seem that far fetched.

"We're here!" Stephen exclaimed, throwing open the door before the limo even came to a stop.

Peter, Loki and the Avengers exited the car quickly, getting gasps of shock from the two schools. Of course, Peter's class knew about his connection with the group of heroes, but no one else did.

Spider-Man waved goodbye to Happy, nodded in response - grumbling softly about the cup of coffee Tony had hit out of his hand before they left.

"Peter, Peter's family, glad you could make it." Mr Hall called gesturing for the superhuman group to join the other parents and students. "You're lucky we were stopped by that swarm of crazy cat ladies."

"About that - I think they took Cindy." Mrs White interrupted, getting a wide eyed look from Mr Hall.

While the Avengers toddled forward, Peter caught sight of his secret boyfriend - who waved awkwardly. The teenager smiled softly at him, before joining his family.

"Righty-O, let's all forget that Cindy is now missing. We have a field trip to attend." Mr Hall instructed. "We're going to be dividing you all into groups, then you'll be joining a group from the other school."

Soon, Peter, Ned, MJ, The Avengers, and a few other parents and students were grouped together - combined with a group from the other school, which just so happened to include Percy.

Before anyone could say their hellos, or Mr Hall could give each group a member of staff, Peter squeaked loudly, pulling Percy into a hug. The demigod retaliated by twirling Spider-Man around, snickering loudly.

The group just stared at the two teens, who should have been strangers, in confusion and surprise. Thor and Loki, however, were frowning at Percy - knowing his face from somewhere.

Before anyone could say anything, the tour began, with a few members of staff taking them through room after room of boring weapons and nonsense.

The most interesting part of the day, up to that point, was when a few workers began showing off their B-tech weaponry.

"You think that's a knife?" Natasha snorted at the small blade. "THIS is a knife."

The large blade she pulled out of seemingly mid air was sharp enough to decapitate someone in mere seconds, thanks to a new metal Tony had invented.

"Well, I, ah... my gun in top of the line!" The worker exclaimed, clearly unhappy by Natasha's call out. He pulled out an average, security guard type gun, which Nat and Clint loudly snickered at.

"That? Top of the line? No - THIS is a top of the line gun." Clint replied, pulling out a gun which was specifically made by Tony Stark to shoot instant, soundless bullets. These bullets were also specially because some contained poison, some electrocuted the person, and some were made of chocolate.

The tour ended soon after, with everyone except for Peter, Percy, Ned, MJ, Loki, and the Avengers leaving them quickly. This was also when Percy pulled Peter into a kiss, making everyone realise what was actually going on.

"You're dating?!" Tony and Stephen shouted, staring at the teens alarmed. "How do you even know each other?!"

"It's a long story." Peter replied, smiling. "And yes, Percy and I are dating. We have been for a year."

Ned and MJ shared a look, before squeaking loudly and dramatically. "Out little boy is so grown up!"

Peter made a face at that exclamation while the others snickered.

However, that was not the only realisation as Loki gasped loudly, having connected the dots moments before his brother had. "OH MY GODS YOU'RE PERCY JACKSON!"

Thor began breathing heavily, clutching his heart before passing out. Loki followed quickly - having the sense to magic up a pillow to soften the fall.

Peter frowned, having no clue why the two Norse gods had reacted that way. "Percy, are you hiding something from me?"

Percy winced, nodding lightly. "Yeah, I'm a demigod, but from the Greek gods, not the Norse. I kinda saved the world, too... from my evil grandfather and a bunch of bullshittery."

There always silence, before Peter shook out of his confusion. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"