I think the hardest part of this chapter was writing the song, mostly since I've never experienced romantic love so I have little reference to such a feeling. (I'm also not good at writing songs and have no musical talent).

This chapter was requested by Cadence915 and I apologise for how long it's taken.

Ships: Spideypool, IronStrange

Warnings: Gooey sappiness, my horrible song writing, swearing

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Peter Stark-Strange sat in class, sitting in the front row between MJ and Ned as Mr Scones lazily and messily started drawing a good pyramid on the whiteboard.

MJ and Ned seemed super excited about something - almost shaking in their seats excited - but Peter had no clue what was up with them and didn't feel like asking, so he sat there in confusion.

Kinda wanting America to explain, too...

Anyway, Peter's Spidey-Senses were tingling, yet nothing bad was happening. Actually, he didn't feel like anything bad was going to happen, either. Just that something was about to.

His teacher was announcing something about cheddar cheese being the superior type of fruit when a loud bang cane from down the hall.

Everything became quite as two more loud bangs followed, and thudding foot steps began - heading towards the classroom door.

Peter instinctively shot out of his chair, launching himself over the desk and into the large space between the door and his classmates. He had no clue who or what was heading towards them, but if it were a villain, he did not want his classmates injured.

However, his fear was invalid because instead of a villain bursting in, his boyfriend - Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool - did.

"Wade?" Peter asked, gapping at the other teenage superhero.

"Peter I've got a lot to say and not much time before this becomes super awkward. So I'm going to sing my feelings instead, sound good?" Deadpool explained, pulling a guitar off his back.

Peter blinked at the teen, too shocked to respond - his class in similar positions. MJ, however, began live-streaming while Ned started recording.

Strumming the guitar, Wade began singing - getting swooning noises from some of Peter's classmates as they realised what was going on.

"Like a shooting star at night,
You light up my world~
Cupid clearly got us right,
Your presence has made my life whirled~"

"So here are ten things
that make your existence so great~
And make me believe
That you are my fate~"

Peter was gapping at his boyfriend like a fish out of water, blushing subconsciously.

"Number one - your skin,
It glows like the sun~
If you claimed to be a god,
You'd fool anyone~"

"Number two - your smile,
It's worth diamonds and gold~
Ever since I first saw it,
I've been completely sold~"

"Number three - your mind,
You're brilliant my love~
Your brain is like a Stark computer,
I'd rate nothing above~"

"Number four - your eyes,
An inviting dark brown~
So luminous and sweet,
And in which I just drown~"

"Number five - your laugh,
It's so infectious and giggly~
Your joy in the world,
I could listen to it for infinity~"

The seventeen year old boy had snapped out of his shock that that point, and was now lovingly watching his boyfriend with a dopey grin.

"Number six - your hair,
It's always so soft~
A gorgeous dark brown,
That shoots out aloft~

"Number seven - your heart,
Few can match your kindness~
Your heart is made of gold,
And your care is priceless~"

"Number eight - your creativity,
You're as insane as they come~
Glitter throwing, story growing,
But not at all dumb~"

"Number nine - your humour,
You love memes and Vines~
You're as funny as John Mulaney,
Just really dark at times~"

"Number ten - your love,
It completes me as a person~
I'd never give it a way,
Since my life would horribly worsen~"

"If I could,
I would continue all day~
Singing about my love for you,
in every way~"

"But since I can't,
I have some to ask you, see?"

Wade placed the guitar on the floor, crouching down on one knee and pulling out a small velvet box, while singing the next part.

"It would be an honour, my love,
If you would marry me, eventually?"

The song ended and Wade opened the velvet box - revealing a red candy ring-pop to his boyfriend.

Peter nodded frantically, tears streaming down his face. "Yes! Yes! A million times, yes!"

Wade shot up, pulling Peter into a hug as the class cheered - slipping the candy ring onto his finger.

After a few minutes of congratulating the future-fiancés, Mr Scones cleared his throat and spoke up. "This is great and all, but can we please get back to the food pyramid?"