Summary: Spider-Man and Shuri being really into vines. That is all that needs to be said.

Warning ⚠️ : swearing and I wrote this while tired... after watching 4 hours of vines.

Ships: none.

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Tony Stark and T'Challa regretted leaving Shuri and Peter at the Avengers tower the moment they left. They extremely regretted leaving Shuri and Peter at the tower when they walked in to find the Avengers, Bucky and Loki in cages.

Shuri was kneeling in front of the cages (with a smirk might I add), while Peter was standing on the ceiling yelling about 'fre sha voc ados' and throwing avocados in random places.

"Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible way- oh my god!" Shuri concluded, her eyes wide as she stared at the confused inventor and her brother.

"The fuck?" Tony asked as he looked at the scene before him then shook his head.

Shuri and Peter (who had fallen off the ceiling) looked at each other before running away, screaming "watch your profanity!" as they went. After running down the stairs and entering Tony's private parking lot, the two ran to the closest car. Peter, being the superhuman that he was, was faster and got into the drivers side.

"Ma! They following me, ma!" Shuri said getting in the car. "Who?!" Peter exclaimed struggling to start the car. "They following me!" Shuri answered in panic. "Who?!" Peter asked once again.

"The bugs!" Shuri announced in shock. "The bugs?!" Peter said with a frown before starting the car and hitting the exhilaration. They immediately sped out of the parking lot, through the underground tunnel, and onto the road.  

About 15 minutes later they stopped at the beginning of a bridge while a train passed. Shuri, who was looking out the window in boredom, read a nearby sign stating 'weight limit 4 tones' with a devious smirk. She turned and faced towards an equally bored Peter and said "Peter you've got to get out of the car."

Peter looked at her confused and asked "what? Why?" Shuri snickered, pointed to the sign and answered "because there's a weight limit!" Peter scowled and said "do I look fucking 4 tones to you, you dickhead?!" They burst out laughing and continued driving as the train had finally passed.

Not 5 minutes after that, Peter looked at the Wakanda princess and exclaimed "road work ahead, I sure hope it does!" as they passed a road work sign. Once again the two burst out laughing only for Peter's stomach to rumble.

"Hey, how much money have you got?" Shuri asked with a with a grin.

"69c" Peter answered in fake seriousness.

"You know what that means!" Shuri exclaimed.

"That I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets." Peter then started fake crying.

"Okay but actually how much money?" Shuri asked, an evil laugh burst from the teenager next to her as he showed her Mr Starks credit card. The two besties look at each other and pulled off the road to a Walmart that was placed there just for plot.

Shuri places a Britney spears CD into the radio as they skidded into the parking lot. The two teenagers, both now wearing sunglasses, looked at the strangers and said "it's Britney bitch" before pulling into an empty spot. They got out and locked the car before slow motion walking into the store.

People stopped to stare at the duo but continued on because this stuff happens all the time in New York. They immediately went the the food section, specifically the wheat isle.

Shuri reaches up and grabbed a packet of chips, making tortillas start to fall from the shelves. "Hurricane Katrina! More like hurricane tortilla!" She announced loudly, receiving a few concerned looks.

The inventors cackled as they ran through the store, stopping when they see Ned and MJ standing by the nappies (diapers). They hid behind a few boxes and spoke at the same time, a creepy skill they had developed.

"Here we find a native Ned in his natural habitat, the adult diaper section of Walmart. He seems to be joined by an nearly extinct MJ! This is a rare sight to see and a once in a life time opportunity. The MJ seems to have caught the sent of a weaker animal and is now stalking closer, hopefully we will not become the prey today- ahhh!" The two screamed as MJ grabbed them both by the ears and dragged them towards Ned.

"It's Wednesday my dudes! Ahhh!" Ned screamed, jumping up and down. The 2 geniuses copied him while MJ just rolled her eyes. Their noise brought the attention of a certain douche bag, Flash.

"Oh look, it's Penis Parker, Nerdy Ned, MJ and a new idiot." Flash said as he stalked over. Shuri, knowing he was a bully, grinned widely and turned to Flash.

"You are ugly, I am not. I'm a princess, your a thot." She announced, kicked him in the private parts and ran.

The other teenagers followed her, almost bursting from laughter. The 4 left the store after purchasing A LOT of Doritos, making the shop worker worried for their physical and mental health.

Nearly 3 hours later the 4 teenagers were bailed out of the New York jail, Peter in only hot pink sparkly underwear, Ned dressed up as the Black Widow, Shuri drenched in silver glitter and MJ with a piñata glued to her head.

They were all grounded for a month and Peter was never left with Shuri at Avengers tower again.