This One-shot was both hard and easy to write seeing as Micheal In The Bathroom is one of my favourite songs.

I do not own the song 'Micheal In The Bathroom' from the musical Be More Chill or Marvel.

Ships: IronStrange, Stucky

Warnings: Swearing I guess, the song mentions suicide (slightly), drugs, alcohol and some other stuff so if any of you are triggered by that then please don't read.

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Everything was strangley quiet in the tower.

Steve and his boyfriend Bucky were sitting at the kitchen table with Stephen, Tony, and Natasha. The group was eating brunch in peace, well until Stephen dropped his fork.

"Where are Thor, Clint, Loki, and Peter?!" He cried, his chair falling backwards as he shot to his feet.

Tony's eyes went wide in horror as the others gasped.

"Friday?" Tony asked, making the AI snicker.

"They seem to be in the bathroom down the hall." She said, making the heroes present run out of the kitchen.

As they got closer to the bathroom they started to hear music.

"I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
I could stay right here or disappear
and nobody'd even notice at all."

Bucky took a deep breath as he pushed open the door, ignoring the music.

"I'm a creeper in a bathroom cause my buddy kinda left me alone
but I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
and pretend to check a text on my phone."

Peter was sitting on the floor, Loki and Thor were sitting in the empty bathtub (fully clothed you dirty minded readers), and Clint was standing in the toilet bowl.

"Everything felt fine
when I was half of a pair
and through no fault of mine
there's no other half there."

Peter was leaning against the cupboard below the sink, tears streaming down his face.

"Now I'm just
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
Forget how long its been!"

Steve and Bucky both looked really confused on who Micheal was.

"I'm just Michael in the
Michael in the bathroom at a party
No, you can't come in!"

Tony and Stephen face palmed while Natasha rolled her eyes at Clint, who had started to move in a circle while standing in the tolet.

"I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
and picking at grout as I softly grieve."

Peter grabbed some toilet paper and started tearing it into small peices.

"I'm just
Michael who you don't know
Michael flying solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself
All by himself!"

Thor started nodding his head along with the music.

"I am hiding,
but he's out there
Just ignoring all our history."

Loki summonded a random history book and threw it out of the open window next to him.

"Memories get erased
And I'll get replaced
with a newer cooler version of me."

Peter wiped away his tears, making Stephen giggle at his sons dramaticness.

"And I hear a drunk girl
Singing along to Whitney through the door
"I wanna dance with somebody!"

Tony held back his need to sing 'somebody that loves me!'

"And my feelings sink
Cause it makes me think
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!"

Steve looked at Bucky with the silent question of 'Peter makes fun of drunk girls at parties?!'

"Now it's just
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
I half regret the beers."

Clint started getting really into the music, swishing his arms around while he continued to rotate in the toilet bowl.

"Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
As I choke back the tears."

Peter's voice started to crack as he was getting WAY too emotional over a song.

"I'll wait as long as I need
'Til my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on weed
Or something in my eye."

Steve looked horrified and yelled "You will not touch the devil's lettuce!"

"I'm just Michael
Who you don't know
Michael flyin' solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself!"

Peter stood up and leaned over the sink, looking at himself in the mirror.

"Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon!"

Loki and Thor started knocking on the walls.

"Knock, knock, knock, knock
Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon!"

Clint joined in with the knocking

"Knock, knock, knock, knock
It sucks he left me here alone!"

Peter sighed in a mixture of anger and sadness.

"Knock, knock, knock, knock
Here in this teenage
battlezone!"

The teen sobbed lightly, more tears streaming down his face.

"Clang, clang, clang, clang
I feel the pressure blowing up!"

Instead of knocking, Thor, Clint, and Loki started saying the word 'clang' repeatedly.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang
My big mistake was showing up!"

The noise making trio started repeating the word 'bang'.

"Splash, splash, splash, splash
I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore."

Peter turned on the tap and splashed water into his face just before Thor, Loki, and Clint stopped banging.

"And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clear
And there's no denying
I'm just
... at a party."

The spider themed hero sobbed loudly.

"Is there a sadder sight
Mmmmmmmmm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
This is a heinous night!"

Clint, Thor, and Loki looked down as Peter's sadness turned into anger.

"I wish I stayed at home in bed
Watching cable porn
Or wish I offed myself instead
Wish I was never born."

The brunette teen turned around and faced Nat, Steve, Bucky, and his fathers.

"I'm just Michael
Who's a loner
So he must be a stoner
Rides a PT Cruiser
God, he's such a loser
Michael flying solo
Who you think that you know!"

Peter's eyes blazed in fury as he took a step closer to his family.

"Michael in the bathroom by himself
All by himself
All by himself!"

Steve, Bucky, Nat, Stephen, and Tony stepped out of the doorway slightly as Peter continued to stomp closer.

"When all you know about me
is my name
Awesome party
I'm so glad I came."

The teenage superhero slammed the door shut before all 4 of the people in the bathroom burst into tears.

Tony blinked at the bathroom door before looking up slightly. "Friday, warn me next time he gets into another musical fandom. Especially if he shows those three idiots."

Natasha turned to Stephen with a smile. "While I do love Peter's singing, if he ever does something as strange as that again I am removing his voice box."