This is a request by Cherry_cutie_04 and I'm super duper sorry for the long wait!! And I absolutely hate you (joking, joking) because I could have had a good 5 hours of sleep last night... instead I was inspired to rewatch the Legally blonde movies until 4am...

In this chapter both Wade and Peter are 18, so legally allowed to marry, I think (I mean... it really depends on the country).

Anyway, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! To everyone in a relationship, I hope today will be great! To anyone who isn't in a relationship I equally hope today will be great (and I hope that you know being in a relationship doesn't define your worth or your incredible-ness, because you're great)!

Warnings: mentions of attempted murder/death

Ships: Shurichelle, IronStrange, SpideyPool

——————

"Uh, Shuri?" Peter Stark-Strange asked, looking over at her. She was sitting across from him, trolling some guy on Twitter while they watched a movie in his bedroom. "I think Wade is going to propose to me tonight."

Shuri looked up immediately, throwing her phone across the room and turning off the tv. "Why?"

"He sent me flowers and a lego Star Wars set this morning..." He trailed off.

"Oh my gosh!" The princess of Wakanda squealed, clapping her hands together.

"...and he asked me in a date to make chimichangas at his place tonight."

Shuri paused her excited squealing, going from ecstatic to confused. "Why would that mean engagement?"

"Umm, when we first got together, he said that's his dream proposal."

Shuri stared at him for a moment, the grabbed out her phone. "Call the others, it's code W-day."

"Wait, what a-" Peter tried to ask, but was quickly interrupted.

"Dear Pete,
He's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!" Shuri sung, shaking Peter cheerfully.

Spider-Man's eyes were wide in confusion, but he quickly shook out of it as he recognised the song. "Shuri..."

A second later Ned and MJ burst through the door dramatically. This was especially odd as they had been nowhere near the tower when they received the call.

"Dear Pete,
Honey maseltav
future's taking off
Bring that ring back
and show it to me~" Ned exclaimed, throwing rainbow glitter at Peter.

"Four carats
A princess cut
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish i could be there to see!" MJ added, throwing her own handful of glitter at the possible future spouse of Deadpool.

"When he gets down on one knee!" MJ, Shuri, and Ned sung together as Eddie (Venom), Loki, and Peter's brother Harley, entered the room.

"Omigod,
omigod, you guys
Looks like Pete's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
omigod, you guys!" They sung together cheerily.

"Omigod, this is happening
Our own homecoming king and king
Finally he'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
omigod, you guys!
omigod!" The squealed, all pulling Peter into one large group hug.

"Guys..." Peter whispered, half amused, half horrified, while MJ passed around a card.

"Okay,
Everybody signed, good
Now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade!" MJ exclaimed, getting a mortified squeak from Peter, who wouldn't have put it passed them to actually make a parade.

"Light candles in single file
Dont forget to smile
Lose the gum Loki, you look like a maid" Ned sang, pointing at the Norse god.

Loki rolled his eyes, letting out an extremely sarcastic 'Sorry!', unlike the singer's real response from the musical.

Ned rolled his eyes, smiling at Peter. "Now prepare to serenade!"

"Omigod,
omigod, you guys
Looks like Pete's gonna win the prize!" The group sung, not noticing that one of Stephen's portals had opened up, pulling Peter out of the room.

"If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies!"

"Omigod, you guys!"

Eddie, with Venom sitting on his shoulder, sung the next line. "Pete and Wade were meant to be~"

"Not once has he ever hit on me!" Harley added cheerfully.

"Yeah, though, he was paid to once take me out." Loki added, shrugging.

"Whaaaaat?!" The others gasped.

Loki shook his head, realising the double meaning to 'take out'. "Not like that. Not a date, no. But a murder for some clout!"

"There just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies
omigod!" Shuri sang, getting the attention back to the song and away from Loki's story of potential death.

"Two! Three! Four!
Son of Delta-Nu
Soon to be fiance
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man could supersede,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood." They sang in sync.

"Omigod
omigod, you gu-" Everybody except for Ned cheerfully shrieked.

Ned, however, looked around the room. "Guys, he's not here... like really, Peter's gone."

Originally, their plan was to pretend like Peter was gone and drag him off to the story. Now they needed to come up with a new plan - while still sticking to their roles.

"FRIDAY, where is Pete?" Shuri asked the AI.

After a moment FRIDAY responded. "Tony and Stephen have called in a few stylists for his engagement outfit. They're on floor 17."

Shuri blinked up at the ceiling. "Thanks FRIDAY, but would you mind responding to me through barks?"

There was a long pause, before FRIDAY (who somehow sounded extremely done with everything) replied dryly. "Duly noted." 

"She's doesnt have an engagement outfit?"

"...Bark."

"She's totally freaking out?"

"Bark."

"She's trapped in the old valley mill?"

"Bark."

"Oh whoops sorry, the Old Valley Mall?!" Shuri gasped.

"Omigod, dress emergency!" MJ cried, grinning at her girlfriend.

Ned nodded along. "Lucky we don't need to take the freeway!"

"Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize!
omigod, you guys!" Eddie and Harley sung, squealing loudly.

"Omigod
omigod
omigod
omigod
omigod!" The group shrieked, barreling down the halls.

—————

Three floors down, Peter was trying on a completely which new outfit. His fathers and the owner of the extremely expensive, designer store they had called in, were talking in the hallway - leaving him along with an unimpressed sales woman.

"It's almost there but..." Peter spoke softly, looking at himself in the mirror.

"This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Cant look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Wade his pride
So bride, well groom, is more implied~" He sung, knowing his friends would be joining him any second.

He was right, as they swarmed into the room moments later, squeaking as they saw him.

"Omigod
omigod, you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me its totally proposal eyes
omigod you guys!" Peter cried, grinning widely at his friends.

"So help me dress for my fairytale
Cant wear something I bought on sale~" Spider-Man continued, his friends and brother exclaiming their yeses.

"Love is, like, forever.
This is no time to economize
omigod, you guys!" Ned cried, looking around the racks of extremely expensive clothing.

"Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in. It's perfect for a brunette." The sales woman spoke up, a large fake smile plastered on her face. She's never seen legally blonde so was 1, extremely confused by why these teenagers were all singing, and 2, had no idea she had done, and was about to continue to bring their musical number to life.

Peter raised an eyebrow at the woman, looking at the orange jacket. "Right! With a half lip stitch on china silk?"

"Uh-huh." The woman nodded, smirking - believing that she was about to make a huge commission of a subpar jacket.

"But the thing is, you can't use a half lip stich on china silk. It'll pucker. And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue." Peter replied, extremely unimpressed.

"Omigod
omigod, you guys." The others whispered, snickering at the sales woman's expense.

"I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price." Peter added, as his fathers and the owner walked in.

His friends snickered even louder. "Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies!"

Usually, none of them would give sales people a hard time. However, this woman wasn't working minimum wage hours. For the two or three hours of work she would end up having put into this private shop, the sales woman alone was making $10,000.

Plus, attempting to rip Peter off was not a good idea. Neither was being so rude.

"It may be perfect for a brunette, but I'm not that brunette!" Peter exclaimed, scoffing.
"I may be in love but im not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes."

The store owner quickly grabbed a different jacket off the racks - one she had ordered specifically for Peter.

"Omigod, Peter Stark-Strange,
Sorry, our mistake
Courtney, take your break!" The owner sung, glaring at her shop worker. The owner knew every word to this song, so was more than ready to play her implied role.

The sales woman looked confused but left the room in a huff after exclaiming her real name. "My name's Jessica!"

"Just ignore her
She hasn't been well
Try this!
Latest from Milan
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientelle
Its a gift from me to Pete~" She said, handing over the jacket.

Peter's eyes widened at the piece of clothing - the jacket was bright red, with Spider-Man markings done in dark blue. It was extremely high quality, and obviously not cheap.

"Omigod
omigod, you guys
This one's perfect and its just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
omigod!" Peter sung, slipping on the jacket.

"Omigod
omigod you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Cause we love you guys!" Harley, Ned, MJ, Shuri, Eddie, and Loki sung, handing Peter a matching pair of dark blue jeans and a plain white t-shirt.

"No, I love you guys!" Peter sung back, being pulled into a group hug.

"Omigod." The others exclaimed.

Peter nodded. "Omigod."

"Omigod
You guys!
omigod!" They all sung together, with the song coming to an end.

————

Unlike Elle and Warner, Peter and Wade actually did end up getting married.