Firstly, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

This is a Miraculous Lady and Spider-Man crossover request by flowercrownlesbian , woooo! Now, I couldn't find a spider themed miraculous (though, I did tango with the idea of using the snake or dragon) so I decided to make up one that would work well for Peter.

Quick Note -
As much as I hate it, I'm so sorry but I am no longer capable to excepting requests. I have too much on my plate to continue, and it's not fair to make any of you wait months to receive a thousand or so words. If you really want to send one last request before I completely stop taking them, please do so before the 1st of November, 2020.

All previous requesters will have their requests written, of course, but to future requesters, I'm so sorry!

Ships: Adrianette, SpiderFrost, IronStrange

Warnings: ...Nothing? Not that I can think of.

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Sixteen year old Peter Stark-Strange wasn't exactly sure why or how he and his same aged boyfriend (Loki) woke up in Paris the day after his birthday.

Not until Loki handed him a chocolate milkshake with a large smirk, of course. "Happy late birthday! Before you ask, don't worry - you won't miss too much school. There no travel time between here and home, and your parents are calling you in sick for two days."

"What-? Wait, where's here?! Why are we in Paris?!" Peter exclaimed, looking around frantically. "Wait... this is Paris, right? Everything's in French."

Loki laughed happily nodding. "Yes, we're in Paris... just not in our dimension."

Spider-Man blinked skeptically, confused by his boyfriend's explanation. "Not in our dimension?"

"Peter, honey, welcome to home of the one and only... Miraculous Ladybug!" Loki exclaimed cheerfully, twirling around happily.

Miraculous Ladybug was one of Peter's favourite tv shows, with the teen writing or reading almost ever fanfiction that had ever been released on it (especially the Spider-Man crossover ones). And everyone knew it.

That's when Peter passed out.

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"Are you sure about this?" The brunette asked sceptically, looking around the busy street. "This seems like an easy way to get kidnapped."

Loki huffed loudly, crossing his arms. "Yes, I'm sure! Now - go be kind to random people until you get a miraculous."

Peter puffed but did exactly that, returning mere minutes later in a surprised haze, clutching a small black box. "I... I got a miraculous."

The magic welder, who had been standing in the middle of a busy street, getting odd looks as he read the English version of the fourth Harry Potter book, looked up with a smile. "Well that was quick! Which one did you get? Do you get one of those flying bug things, too?"

"Kwamis... they're Kwamis, hun. And I don't know... but we can't open the box here. Let's go back to the hotel, yeah?" Peter suggested, looking around the bustling crowd of people.

"Sure."

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"Open it! Open it!" Loki cried, slamming the door shut behind them as they finally found their way back to the apartment. Peter nodded excitedly, nearly skipping further into the very large room.

Peter sat down on the hotel room's large, fluffy couch, taking a long deep breath before opening the small box.

Just as the couple was able to see the gorgeous, decadent bracelet laying inside the black velvet, a ball of glowing yellow light shot into the air. Within moments the light faded, revealing a dark blue Kwami red Spider-Man markings.

"Don't worry, don't worry! I'm not going to-" The Kwami began, before interrupting themself. "Wait, why aren't you both freaking out? Why are there two of you here?!"

"Oh my gosh!" Peter exclaimed, staring starry eyed at the floating magical creature.

The Kwami waited a few moments to get a proper response, before sighing in confusion. "You know what? I don't even want to know anymore. My name is Squishy, and I'm a Kwami - yours to be exact! It's lovely to meet you both!"

"Hi, Squishy! My name's Peter, and this is my boyfriend, Loki." Peter replies in fluent French. He was extremely glad to have learnt all of those extra languages, like his fathers had suggested.

Squishy raised an eyebrow at the two teenagers. "You both seem strangely unaffected by, uh... my presence. Do you know what I am? Do I need to explain myself?"

Peter shook his head, grinning. "Nope, we know exactly what you are! Now, let's go fight some crime!"

The Kwami shrugged, deciding not to question the teen any longer. "Sure, put on the bracelet."

"Huh... a spider? I don't remember this one from the tv show." Peter exclaimed, happily slipping on the bracelet.

"Tv show?" Squishy whispered to himself, clearly confused.

Peter ignored his own slip up, grinning as a found himself in a much lower tech version of his Spider-Man costume. "Crime!"

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"Hey, guys! There's some weird villain attacking people with ballon animals!" One of the girls in Marionette and Adrien's English class shouted, getting the attention of those in attendance.

After a very dramatic fight scene a month before, Marionette and Adrien had become a couple - finally knowing each other's secret identity.

"Ms! Can we watch it?!" Multiple student shouted, turning to look at the coffee drinking teacher.

The woman, who was quite bored and didn't want to their lesson on sentence structures anyway, began streaming the live footage onto the board. She let out a low whistle as the villain turned a few measly balloons into a giant animated dinosaur.

"I need to take my library books back!" Marionette shouted nervously, grabbing her back pack off the floor.

"And I need to go to the bathroom." Adrien announced, hopping up at the same time.

The teacher shrugged, not caring overly much, or at all actually. "Sure, whatever."

Just as the two were about to leave the classroom, one of the boys gasped loudly. "Holy shit, there's a new superhero!"

Marionette and Adrien turned around, staring at the board with wide eyes. A blue and red, spider themed hero was easily fighting off a swarm of animated balloon animals. He was clearly well practiced, and not new to the fighting crime lifestyle, which concerned the two Superheroes.

The fight was over within a minutes, much to everyone's surprise - with a microphone and camera being pointed at the new heroes face immediately.

"Who are you? What's your name? How did you become a superhero? How old are you?" The reporter shot question after question at the hero.

"I'm a person, with a person name, a person origin story, and a person name. Goodbye!" Peter replied awkwardly, webbing away in his new Spider-Man suit.

Marionette and Adrien shared a look, knowing exactly what the other was thinking. They needed to find this new superhero.

Strangely enough, that didn't take long at all. Skipping the rest of class because their teacher couldn't care less, the two teens walked the streets in their super suits.

Within two minutes of their departure from school, they were staring at a weird black haired teenager who seemed to be drinking from a coconut while floating.

"Hi." Loki said plainly, staring at the two with an amused smirk. "Let me guess, you're looking for Spider-Man."

"Who?" Adrien asked, blinking at the floating teen.

"The new superhero on the news? Spider-Man? You know, the hero that popped all those balloons. He's a big fan of yours, and is probably talking to that little bug friend of his about meeting you." Loki snickered, looking at their taken aback expressions.

"Loki?" A voice called from across the street, with a brunette teenager wandering closer. "Where did you get a coconut from?"

"Here he is." The god gestured towards the teen, who's eyes widened at the sight of Ladybug and Cat Noir.

"You're Spider-Man?" Adrien asked, Marionette nodding in confusion.

Peter looked at them, taken aback by their knowledge of his name. "You know my hero name? I haven't told anyone it..."

Marionette shook her head, wanting to figure out how he was a superhero. "Never mind that, do you have a Kwami?"

Squishy appeared behind Peter's shoulder, making the two other heroes gasp loudly.

"Did you move here? How long are you staying? Are you going to be a hero here, too?" Marionette rambled, getting nods of intrigued agreement from her boyfriend:

Peter shook his head. "No, Loki and I are only visiting. We need to leave tomorrow afternoon."

Marionette and Adrien visibly deflated, having wanted a new hero to join their ranks. The more heroes they had in Paris, the less likely it would be for a villain to commit a bunch of crimes while Cat Noir and Ladybug were busy.

"Since there are three of us and you are leaving tomorrow, why don't we dress up as the powerpuff girls over out suits and fight that criminal over there." Adrienne suggested, pointing down the street at a cackling marshmallow themed villain

Peter morphed into his super suit before turning to Loki, who snapped his fingers with a smirk. "Done."

Marionette and Adrien ignored this use of magic, joining Spider-Man as they shouted in sync. "Powerpuff girls, away!"