Meme-Queen and Viner-Man P2 of 2
Summary: Lots of vine references, Peter being a smol bean, Shuri being Shuri, introductions, just read. I also rushed the ending because I was over writing this chapter.
Warning ⚠️: Swearing
Ships: Shuri x MJ (I'm not sure of the ship name), implied Stucky
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"So what do we do now?" Ned asked, unsure. MJ turned her head towards the shorter teen, "I have an idea."
About an hour later Peter, Ned, Shuri and MJ were being dragged out of the movies by their arms.
"Don't come back." One of the men that were escorting then out said, going back inside and closing the doors.
"And here I thought it would be a good idea to yell out diving scores as people jumped off the Titanic." MJ said in fake despair.
Shuri comforted her by putting an arm around her shoulders. "Don't feel bad. The last guy had a solid 8.5!"
"Let's go and do some shopping! I've got Mr Starks credit card and permission to use up to 50k." Peter said, showing them the expensive black card.
"Yeah!" The other three yelled, before following him back to the car.
The moment they arrived it was decided that they would seperate into two groups and meet at the counter when they were both done.
Both groups had to find a gift for each of the Avengers, including Loki, and the people on the other team. They both got team names, Peter and Ned's being Viner-Man while MJ and Shuri got Meme-Queen.
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Peter and Ned took off into the jewellery section, having the upper hand when it came to the Avengers. It didn't take long to find the first thing, a pair of pop tart earrings for Thor.
Then they went to the cooking section, finding the perfect apron for Steve. It was an American flag print with the words 'Kiss the soldier' written in white. They also found a cook book for Vision in hopes of helping him stop burning down the kitchen.
In the shoes section they found shoes for both Natasha and Wanda. Nat's pair were black, knee high, boots with a sharp silver heel, something Nat would love.
Wanda's were sparkly red heels, like the slippers from the wizard of oz, her favourite movie. Perfect.
They were running through the isles, scaring random people, when they found Bucky's present, a large bag of strange looking magnets.
Tony's present was the easiest, a life sized action figure of himself. They found the action figure around the same place they found Loki's gift, a misplaced book on Norse mythology.
Bruce's gift was a giant Nemo plushy, nearly 6 feet in length and 3 in high. He and the hulk both loved finding Nemo and finding Dory, one of the few things they agreed on.
Clint and Sam each got a pranking kit filled with feathers, super glue, goggly eyes and other random things.
It took the two boys the longest to find Shuri and Peter's presents. Shuri ended up getting a hat with 'Fre sh a voc ado!" written in bright green and a shirt that said 'Its an avocado. Thanks.'
MJ got a black beanie with 'Are you ready to fucking die?!' in silver. Like Shuri, she's also got a shirt, this time saying 'I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!'
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The female group already knew what they were getting the boys. Peter was getting the Death Star LEGO set while Ned was getting a 3D Darth Vader LEGO set.
They also knew what to get the Avengers as well because of all of the stories they were told.
They got Thor's present first, a large box filled with 36 pop tarts.
MJ, being MJ, couldn't resist taking up the opportunity to kick a cereal box on the way, re-enacting one of her favourite vines.
Tony's gift was a glittery poster of himself, something they suspected he already had.
As they were walking past the male clothing section they found a pair of finding Nemo PJs, perfect for Bruce.
Clint's was a build your own bird house kit, a joke on Shuri's behalf.
They found Natasha some nail polish and dark chocolate, her two favourite things.
They bought a few different kinds of fairy wings for Sam, bursting into laughter as they added them to the cart. The duo did the same while adding a magic kit for Loki.
They got Steve a Captain America themed bikini and Bucky a Winter Soldier one.
Wanda and Vision seemed to be the hardest to buy for. So they decided to get the couple matching Scooby-Doo onesies.
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Once the two groups of teens got back, Peter paid for both carts. The total came up to nearly 2k, which was less then they expected.
The group had the gifts wrapped and went back to the tower to present the presents.
It was quite funny to watch the Avengers and Co. get really confused over their gifts while the others laughed at them.
Though Peter was scarred for life when he saw Steve and Bucky walk around in the bikini tops and short shorts.
Shuri and MJ did end up dating... and taking over the world. The End.
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