Summary: Lots of vine references, Peter being a smol bean, Shuri being Shuri, introductions, just read.

Warning ⚠️: Swearing

Ships: Shuri x MJ (I'm not sure of the ship name)

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After being dropped off by Happy, Peter walks into the tower with Milkshake playing loudly in his ears, completely ignoring the Avengers until Tony stumbled in.

Peter looked up, removed one ear piece and said "Hey Mr Stark! Do you want a sandwich?"

"Hmm, how much sugar did you add?" Ironman responded, looking at the ham and cheese sandwich sitting on the plate.

"Whhaa? I didn't add any sugar." Peter lied, hiding the container of sugar behind his back.

The billionaire sighed, grabbed the container, placed it on the highest shelf, and threw away the sandwich.

"Good god kid. How are you still alive?" Tony asked in shock.

"I dunno." Peter answered, looking at the floor.

Tony face palmed and told him to sit at the table, deciding to make his son a sandwich.

"Am I missing something here?" Clint said, looking at the two geniuses.

Peter, who has just realised the Avengers were sitting in the room, started fanboying... over the scientist.

"OhMyGodsItsBruceBanner!" Bruce expected the teen to start asking him about the hulk, but was pleasantly surprised.

"I'm your biggest fan! I love your work on molecular reconstruction and I've read all of your books! I'm also a fan of how you turn all big and green but wow, I never thought I'd get to meet you in person!" Peter ranted, eyes wide in awe.

Bruce looked like he was going to break down in happy tears.

"I'm still missing something!" Clint said loudly, unsure what was going on.

Tony looked up from the normal, non-sugary, sandwich he was making, with a smirk.

"This is Peter. Peter say 'Hi!' to them please."

"Hi!"

"Peter here is my un-biological son. I share custody with his Aunt May."

Clint still looked confused.

Natasha raised an eyebrow.

Sam was wondering what he got himself into.

Steve passed out.

Bucky was worried about Steve.

Bruce was still on the verge of crying.

Thor was too focused on his pop tarts to care.

Loki also didn't care.

Tony handed Peter the sandwich, sitting next to the boy. "So kid, what are you doing for the rest of the day?"

"Shuri's coming over, remember? She dyed all of T'Challa's clothes hot pink and is being sent here as punishment." The billionaire groaned, he hated it when Shuri and Peter were together.

"I'm going to introduce her to my friends and try to set her up with MJ. I ship them so hard!" Peter continued, squealing.

The others, except for Tony and Clint, were confused. Tony because he lived with Peter and Clint because he was basically a child.

'Ship? Like the boat? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.' Was running through their brains.

Tony looked fearful. "Those two could take over the world together."

Peter nodded with a large grin. "Yes. Yes they could. Shuri will be here in like now."

As he spoke Shuri, who was being brought in by a very unhappy looking Happy, said "This is how I enter my house. What's up fuckers?!"

Peter shot up from the table. "Why do you have my phone?!"

Shuri looked at him, both frozen in place, "Fuck you, that's why!"

"Ahhh!" The two screamed running at each other, immediately hugging.

"I've missed you sooooo much!" Peter said, almost suffocating the girl.

"I've missed you too!" Shuri responded.

Happy walked away, taking Shuri's luggage to her room then leaving.

The Avengers, once again except for Tony and Clint, were confused.

The two teenagers soon left, taking a spare Audi, yes a SPARE Audi. The duo listened to Peter's CD of vine music on the way, turning it off when they found the perfect opportunities to recreate vines.

As the passed a small lake filled with ducks, Peter rolled down his window and yelled "Hey Duck! Your no good Duck!"

"You'll never be shit!" Shuri added.

"Your just like your father!" Spider-Man finished, driving off quickly.

The two laughed until they got to the park, the agreed upon area nicknamed 'the meeting place of mayhem!'

It didn't take long to find Ned and MJ because they stuck out like a sore thumb. MJ was reading her book, which is usual for someone to do at the park, but Ned was running around screaming, holding his fake blue lightsaber.

The two stopped what they were doing when they caught sight of their friend and their friends friend.

"Hey guys this is Shuri with a B, she's really afraid of bugs so-" Peter started before Ned cut him off.

"Wait, wait, wait, where's the B?" Ned said, holding back laughter.

"There's a bee?!" Shuri yelped, jumping behind Peter.

MJ looked Shuri up and down. "Hi, I'm MJ. I like your accent, where you from?"

"I'm Liberian." Shuri answered with a smirk, doing the same to MJ.

"Oh, my bad. I like your accent, where you from?" MJ whispered in amusement.

"So guys what are we doing?" Ned asked, mainly directing the question to Peter.

"We're going to join that yoga class that's about to start, I've already paid." Spiderman answered pointed towards the group sitting on a mat.

The class consisted of 9 middle aged women, ten including the instructor.

The instructor sat on the grass with the women and teenagers behind her.

"We are going to start with something simple. Take a deep breath and release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind."

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Peter screamed loudly, still in the yoga pose with his eyes shut. The women turning to look at him slowly while the other three teens burst into laughter.

They left soon after that, glares following them as they went.

"So what do we do now?" Ned asked, unsure. MJ turned her head towards the shorter teen, "I have an idea."