Before I begin the chapter I'd like to ask for an F in the chat for my fallen Birb.

R.I.P Khione, the best Budgie a girl could ask for. I didn't realise just how much I needed you in my life until you no longer are.

On to matters that don't make me want to cry in a corner for the rest of my life; This chapter was requested by @ImRunningOnCoffee and a screen shot of the request has been added up the top there.

Warnings: Swearing

Ships: Thoruce, IronStrange, implied Stucky, Shurichelle, and Spideypool.
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Just like during every meal in the past month, the Avenger's dinning room was awkward to say the least.

The table was eerily silent except  for the light slurping noise Peter made as he drank his milkshake and the crunch of Stephen's toast.

This quietness made the room feel thick with tension, but it wasn't the silence that made it awkward.

What made the room awkward was Thor and Bruce. The two kept glancing at each other then looking away quickly if they noticed the other's stare.

It was driving Tony and Stephen Stark-Strange completely and utterly crazy.

All was well when all of the Avengers were present, but for the last month they hadn't been.

Steve and Bucky were travelling around the world, taking pictures with every different type of cheese.

Natasha and Clint were on a bunch of back-to-back missions in Russia.

Wanda and Vision were staying at one of Tony's vacation homes that he hadn't visited in years.

Loki was grounded on Asgard because he turned Donald Trump into a human sized Garfield the cat.

Other then Stephen, Tony, Bruce, Peter, and Thor, only Shuri, who had been sent over when the throne room in Wakanda was mysteriously filled with glitter, was present.

Usually the two teens would have been chatting away like the Vine spewing GenZ kids they were, but not during that meal. Or any other meal really.

The two ate in silence, knowing smirks plastered on their faces as they talked through their mind link.

Yes, mind link.

The two, as well as Ned, Loki, Wade, and MJ, were given the ability to talk to people through this link by using thoughts and images. It was given to them by Loki because it came in handy when pulling pranks as a group.

It wasn't until Bruce had glanced up from his bowl of cereal for the 129th time when Tony finally had enough.

"Oh my fucking gods! Can you two just hurry the fuck up and get together so that we can enjoy ONE breakfast without the awkward side eye movements!" Tony shrieked, flipping the table over in rage.

Stephen, knowing his husband well enough to pick up his plate before the table was flipped, calmly took a bite from his toast. Bruce was a lot less calm as he spat out a scorching hot mouthful of coffee.

Thor's also reacted, but he didn't do a spit take like Bruce did. The god's eyes widened in shock. He knew that he had been caught and that his romantic feels were being shoved out into the open.

Shuri and Peter burst into a fit of giggles, sending each other thoughts about how the wedding would be planned and who would be invited.

Bruce and Thor disappeared quickly, going in opposite directions as to not cause more awkwardness.

Tony sighed and stormed down to his lab as Stephen, Shuri, and Peter cleaned up the mess.

It didn't take very long for the teenagers to make their way to Peter's room in order to spill all the tea and plan some mischief.

"What to do, what to do..." Peter muttered, stroking his imaginary beard.

"Well we need to trick them into going on a date together, but there is a problem." Shuri said, jumping onto Peter's perfectly made bed.

"How." Peter nodded his head in understanding.

"I know what we should do! Ask MJ! She's the best at everything." Shuri's eyes lit up as she spoke about her girlfriend.

The brunette teen giggled lightly, remember the day that the two first met. MJ had pushed Shuri into a basket full of red paint after they both gotten into expensive wedding dresses.

Since MJ, Wade, Ned, and Loki were too far away to speak through the mind link, Peter started a 5 way phone call with them and put it on speaker.

"What's up, losers?" MJ answered first, followed by Loki, then Wade, then Ned.

"You do realise if I'm caught with my phone then I will be hung upside down from one of the towers, right."

"Baby Boy and the other members of our non-canon friend group! What can I do for you?"

"Who are we pranking today, Fam?"

"No pranking today but we do need to figure out a way to set Bruce up with Thor." Shuri answered, grabbing a price of paper and a pencil to write down any ideas.

"Anything would work on my brother, his intelligence is comparable to that of an Anti-Vaxx mother. Or someone who thinks video games cause violence."

"We get it Karen! You dislike the lines at Disneyland just as much as I do but you don't see me trying to kill off the next generation." Peter added, thinking about the crazy mother he had met the month before.

"Hmm... You could kidnap them both then throw them out the window while they are tied together." Wade suggest happily.

There was silence from everyone for a few seconds before Ned spoke up. "I'm pretty sure we are trying to get them on a date, not dead."

Wade looked indifferent as he was called out on his un-aliving tendencies. "Po-tay-toe, Po-tah-toe."

"Right. You could just talk to them both and convince them to ask each other out." Ned suggested.

"That would be a great idea for any normal soon-to-be couple. But, this is Bruce Banner we are talking about. He is the king of angst and anxiety!" Shuri sighed, thinking that they would never find the perfect idea.

"And Thor wouldn't be much better. He would ask Bruce out in the most embarrassing way and not even realise it." Loki added.

"This is imposs-" Wade tried to complain but he was cut of by the voice of Ned's mother.

"Ned! Come here right now, Mister!"

Ned's voice went full of fear as he said his goodbyes. "Gotta go guys!"

"What was that all about?" Loki asked, he had been grounded for way too long and didn't completely know what was happening with his friends.

"He turned his mother's car into the Batmobile." Peter said with a straight face holding back a fit of giggles, the others, on the other hand, could not contain their amusement.

Once everyone had calmed down, Wade finished up his complaint. "This is impossible!"

"No it isn't, your all just idiots. Except you, Shuri." MJ said as she shook her head and chuckled.

"Oh, then do tell us your incredible plan." Loki hissed, his inner snake showing.

"All you need to do is make two fake notes, one from Thor and one from Bruce, asking the other on a date. Then slip it under their doors and make sure they don't see you. If they do then the plan is ruined." MJ explained, getting silence from the others.

"You know, that might just work!" Peter exclaimed in amusement.

"Bye bitches!" Loki cried, knowing that the phone call was almost finished.

"Bye sluts!" Wade shouted, the sound of gunshots ringing from his side of the call.

"Bye losers!" MJ said simply, she didn't need to make thinks more dramatic by shouting.

"Bye hoes!" Shuri screeched, doing a separate goodbye then Peter even though they were using the same phone.

"Bye whores!" Peter screamed right before all the phone calls were ended.

Smirking at each other, Shuri and Peter got to work.

Faking the way someone writes, the wording they use, what paper it's written on, and how they sign their name, all takes time and patience. Two things Shuri and Peter didn't have.

Both notes came out messy and rushed, which really wasn't that different from Bruce's and Thor's handwriting.

Slipping the note under Thor's door, Peter bolted out of the hallway and into the kitchen.

The princess of Wakanda did the same with the note for Bruce, meeting up with Peter in the eatey cookey room. The two sped their way back to Peter's room like tornadoes of happiness.

Peter had paid an Italian restaurant down the street to close it off to the public and not allow any customers other then Bruce and Thor to eat there that night. The brunette teenager used his father's credit card knowing that Tony wouldn't care or even notice.

It was pocket change for the billionaire seeing as the restaurant only asked for $15,000.

Once Thor and Bruce had both left, Peter and Shuri turned streamed the security cameras footage from the Italian restaurant.

The two spent hour after hour eating Red Velvet cakes and watching Thor and Bruce embarrass themselves.

As cliche as it sounds, Thor and Bruce fell in love and lived the rest of their lives in peace and happiness.

Except for a couple of alien invasions.

And when Loki filled their room with Hello Kitty cosplayers.

And whenever Peter and Shuri yeeted Thor our of a window.

Other then those times, they lived in peace.