This chapter was a request from TheHumanLibrary101 and I apologise greatly for how long it took.

Ships: SpiderFrost, IronStrange, Shurichelle, Stucky

Warnings: The sucky media, swearing,

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Peter was sitting in the tower's main lounge room - eating a mixing bowl full of fruit loops - when he finally decided enough was enough.

The sleep deprivation from weeks of end of year exams, studying, and the increased crime rate forcing him to patrol more, had torn him apart mentally. The last thing he needed was another shitty news story or article, claiming him a menace.

But that's what he got.

Not a single 'Thank you, Spider-Man!' was sent his way, which angered both him and his friends greatly.

"Loki!" Peter called, his boyfriend sticking his head out of the kitchen doorway.

"Do you think MJ, Ned, and I can stay with you on Asgard for a while?" Peter asked,, switching the tv off and standing up.

The god of mischief smirked. "Sure, I'll inform mother while you ask the others."

"Sounds good to me!" Peter exclaimed, grabbing out his phone to open their group chat. It was summer holidays so school wasn't an issue, but Peter wasn't sure if MJ and Ned's parents would agree.

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11:47AM
Gay_Af_Spider started a conversation with Motherfucking_Meme_Queen, Guy_In_The_Chair, and ImABadBitch.

11:48AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Pack all your shit, we're going to Asgard. Tell your parents that you'll be gone for an unidentifiable amount of time.

11:49AM
Gay_AF_Spider: They probs won't care

11:55AM
Motherfucking_Meme_Queen: T'Challa told me to pack my shit up and leave already when I asked, I'll be at the tower in an hour.

12:01PM
Guy_In_The_Chair: Mum said yes, as long as I call her every few days.

12:03PM
ImABadBitch: My parents don't care.

12:04PM
Gay_AF_Spider: Perfect, be at the tower before 1pm, Loki says that's when we leave.

12:05PM
Motherfucking_Meme_Queen: Can do.

12:05PM
Guy_In_The_Chair: Yup

12:05PM
ImABadBitch: No problem.
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12:07PM
Gay_AF_Spider has started a conversation with IronDad and The_Strange_Sorcerer

12:08PM
Gay_AF_Spider: Can I got stay on Asgard with Loki, Ned, MJ, and Shuri for a while? The media is driving me nuts, it's school holidays, and you both can visit me all the time!

12:11PM
IronDad: If Stephen has no problem with it, neither do I.

12:13PM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: Sure, why not.

12:14PM
Gay_AF_Spider: YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! Love you! We're leaving at 1.

12:15PM
IronDad: Love you, too. Have fun.

12:15PM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: Love you, Peter. Have fun and stay safe!

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"Loki! Everyone said yes, I'm going to go pack." Peter called, getting a muffled 'Yep!' from the kitchen in response.

If those media assholes - specifically J Jonas Jameson - wanted Spider-Man to start saving the day again, more then a simple 'I'm sorry' would be necessary.

By the time one o'clock rolled around, Peter had said his goodbye to the other superheroes in the tower, packed his belongings, and greeted his excited friends.

"You bitches ready to go to Asgard?" Loki asked, flipping his long black hair.

"Fuck yeah!" The others responded.

Loki smirked, yelling into the sky. "Heimdall! Open the Bifrost!"

As if agreeing beforehand, they all instinctively yelled Vine references as they were forced through the tunnel of light and into Asgard.

The moment the four Midgardians and one Asgard raised prince arrived, a synchronised 'Oh Shit!' could be heard from the horrified Asgardians.

They'd all heard stories of the sheer horrors Loki, his boyfriend, and his friends had committed on Midgard, and their prince's maniacal burst of laughter did NOT lessen their terror.

Dropping their belongings off at the castle, the chaos began - both on Asgard and Midgard.

"Where would we find a crate full of biodegradable glitter?" Shuri asked, turning to Loki - who simply saved his hands to make her request appear.

MJ smirked, knowing what her girlfriend was thinking. "Super glue?"

Peter, Loki, and Ned's eyes lit up as they all realised what the girls were planning. Loki quickly made five giant tubes of super glue appear next to the glitter.

"Let's fuck some statues up!" Ned shouted, grabbing a tube.

The overhearing Asgardians let out squeaks of horror - watching as the group all grabbed handfuls of glitter and ran towards the closest series of statues.

Once regal statues were quickly decorated with glittery moustaches, monocles, bras, underwear, and make up.

With their crate full of glitter gone, and tubes of glue empty, the teenagers began laughing maniacally. Their creations were absolutely marvellous, and would remain like that for years to come due to a touch of Loki's magic.

"Now what should we do?" The Asgard prince asked, looking at his boyfriend and friends.

Peter smirked. "We need five ball gowns, some wigs, and another person who's willing to dress up as a dinosaur stripper."

"I know the perfect person." Loki announced while MJ, Shuri, and Ned snickered loudly. "Skurge! Let's return to the castle for the evening so that we can get our ballgowns ready for the morning. I will be able to contact Skurge easier, too."

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As the people on Asgard slept relatively peacefully, Midgard's New York and Midtown fell into chaos.

"Where'a Spider-Man?!" Dozens of reports screamed into their microphones, eyes wide as they stared into their respective cameras.

Hours without the superhero had resulted in villains deciding it was their time to shine. Buildings run by selfish assholes were burnt to the ground, banks were robbed, and petty crimes filled the area.

However, the reporters had not yet realised their detrimental mistakes. And they wouldn't for a while.

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Running through Asgard dressed in Victorian era gowns, the teenagers were shrieking with laughter.

They held giant nets and were chasing after an equally amused Skurge - who was wearing a t-Rex costume with a hot pink bikini over the top.

"Come back here, dino-boy! We want to sell your bikini!" Shuri cried, swinging her net.

"You'll never catch me alive!" Skurge shrieked back, scampering between a horrified family of Asgardians.

Ned let out a battle cry, swiftly extending into a Naruto running position for extra speed. "Get the bathers!"

The other laughed, none knowing or caring about what was going on back on Midgard.

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A week into the teenagers' stay on Asgard, Peter's parents called from Midgard.

"Peter, the reporters are begging us to get Spider-Man back. Are you planning on returning home anytime soon?" Tony asked, sounding quite tired.

The brunette teenager could clearly hear the sounds of fighting from behind his father, but quickly lost any worry he'd gained. After a couple of shrill shouts, Peter realised Tony wasn't in the middle of a battle but Steve and his other father were having a bitch fight in the background.

"Not till the reporters - specifically that asshole J Jonas Jameson - apologise for calling me a menace." Peter responded, snarling when he said the name. "What are sad and Uncle Steve fighting over, anyway?"

Tony Stark-Strange let out a deep sigh from the other end of the phone line. "We're at a conference with the media and they're fighting over who's husband is the best - me or Bucky. I'll tell the media about your response."

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Apparently those selfish, egotistical assholes decided against apologising because Peter didn't receive another media related phone call until a month after the beginning of his stay.

"Hey Peter, the Media have made a decision. They're going to apologise live, outside the tower in an hour." Stephen greeted his son.

Peter smirked, mouthing to his friends the words 'the medias apologising', causing them to all grown. "That's great, pops! We'll be there in an hour."

"Remember to wear your suit!" Tony cried, interjecting before his husband and son could say their goodbyes.

"Of course! Bye, dads!" Peter laughed, getting fair-wells in return.

As Loki, Peter, Shuri, Ned, and MJ headed towards the Bifrost, audible sighs of relief echoed from the Asgardians. A couple of people even broke down into tears of joy.

That had been a loooong month for them.

Celebration and music played from the village as the teens left, causing them to laugh evilly.

Once they arrived at the tower, Ned and MJ said their goodbyes before leaving the tower, exiting the back way as to not get the attention of the media. Peter then quickly changed into his Spider-Man suit, greeted his family, before they wall headed down to the large courtyard in front of the tower.

Peter crosses his arm, masked face staring blankly at the reporters standing awkwardly across from him.

In an attempt to save some face while also forcing Spider-Man to return to his crime fighting, J Jonas Jameson snapped. "Good, you've returned you menace! Look at the damage your actions have-"

"Ah-Ah-Ah!" Peter tutted. "Do you want me to leave again because I fucking will."

Jameson quickly shut up - his face turning into a mixture of rage and embarrassment.

"We're so sorry, Spider-Man." The reporters chorused. "You're not a menace, we'd be lost with you."

While a few reporters didn't completely believe in their apologies, they all knew Midtown and New York were a lot better with him then without him.

"Great, imma go web up the bank robbers on 63rd street. However, if this ever happens again I will be abandoning the suit for good." The teenager threatened, smiling as the reporters squirmed.

Revenge, sweet revenge.

"By the way, you'll be finding a special surprise in your offices!" Peter cackled.

The media all looked confused, a special surprise? Before anyone could ask, Loki snapped his fingers and Peter shot a web at a nearby building.

As he began to swing away, Spider-Man smirked. "I hope you like Spider-Man themed glitter!"