This chapter was a request from damfaefireheart172 and I apologise profusely for how long it's taken to write and post!

Hopefully this chapter is good, I really like it, at least!

Ships: Stony, SpideyPool, Frostmaster, Thoruce, BlackPepper, Shurichelle

Warnings: Swearing, stalking, nosy parents, forced coming out (I mean, I'm making it sound a lot more serious then it is in this chapter, but this is a serious warning in general)

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The tower was strangely calm that morning, with Peter already off to school and most of the Avengers eating breakfast pleasantly. This calm quickly ended as Steve and Tony Stark-Rogers burst into the kitchen.

Cutlery was dropped in surprise by Bruce, Thor, Bucky, and Clint, while Natasha and her a wife, Pepper, just sent them a deadpanned look. Loki and Grandmaster were also in the kitchen, but payed them no mind as they continued to eat.

"What is it this time?" Pepper sighed,

"We think Peter has a boyfriend!" Tony exclaimed, eyes wide with shock.

There was silence from the rest of the room as the Avengers, along with Loki, Pepper, and Grandmaster, blinked at the couple owlishly.

It was clear that Steve and Tony took this silence as a comment on the sanity behind their theory, which made them both extremely angry. While immediately Tony turned to leave defiantly, Steve made a loud announcement before following. "We will find evidence and prove all of you bitches wrong!"

There was more stunned silence for a few moments, as the couple left, before Bucky slapped his forehead at his best friend's stupidity.

Thor looked around the table as the husbands went out of eat shot, clearly stunned. "They don't know that Peter has a boyfriend? I thought everyone knew,"

"Yep."

The Norse god rolled his eyes, grinned widely. "Ha! And you Midgardians think that I'm the dumb one."

"Honey..." Bruce let out a deep sigh, shaking his head at his husband. "I'm sorry but you are a bit. Even your brother's weird boyfriend knows how to use an iPad."

Loki and Grandmaster snickered loudly, getting a pout from the blonde god who quickly defended himself. "Hey! The pads of eyes are as difficult to use as the vs of ts!"

Bruce sighed loudly while everyone else, excluding Thor, held in snickers.

Little did they - and Peter - know that Tony and Steve were planning a strangely in-depth investigation into Peter's love life...

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"Move over, Tony!" Steve hissed, elbowing his husband in the side as they pressed their ears against the doors of Peter's walk-in closet.

Ned and Peter was sitting on the floor, building a giant Hogwarts out of LEGO as they discussed a group project for school. While both Stark-Rogers parents knew that the two were just friends, they'd always had a sneaking suspicion that perhaps they were a secret couple and Peter was in the closet.

Though, there was quite a bit of irony in their thought process considering that they were hiding in a closet... but that's not important.

"You move over!" Tony snarled back, elbowing Steve twice as harshly since he didn't have super strength, like his husband.

This commotion quickly caught the attention of the two teens, who shot from the floor and opened the closet doors in confusion.

"Dads, what the fuck?!" Peter cried as his fathers tumbled to the ground.

The two Avengers stood up quickly, awkwardly fidgeting until Tony came up with an excuse. "Ah... we were very concerned that you were selling drugs... to babies."

Ned and Peter blinked at them, their foreheads creasing in confusion.

Steve took this awkward silence as an opportunity to get himself and his husband out of there. "We, ah, see that this is not the case... so we will now go make sure the drugs seller is not Clint. Toodles."

The husbands twirled around, speed walking away as the teens stared at them in shock.

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Two days later, Shuri arrived at the tower.

Well, Steve and Tony thought that was when she arrived at the tower, because apparently she'd already been staying there for a week.

Anyway, Peter and Shuri burst into the living room dramatically - each wearing an outfit that represented their sexuality.

Peter fathers blatantly ignored his rainbow featured outfit in favour of looking at Shuri, who they'd decided must be his girlfriend if Peter wasn't dating Ned.

Except, she was clearly and proudly wearing the lesbian colours from head to toe.

"Ah." The Stark-Rogers couple said, walking out of the living room.

Shuri wasn't the one.

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Steve and Tony hid behind the rack of women's underwear, staring at MJ and Peter who were shopping only metres away.

"Can you see that?!" Steve hissed lowly as MJ picked up a denim jacket, grabbing Peter's attention

Tony narrowed his eyes at the red mark on Peter's neck. He let out a gasp in surprise before responding. "That's a hickey if I've ever seen one!"

They watched silently as Peter payed for the items, deciding that the two teens must be dating. That was until they brought the items to the wrapping station - where Shuri was waiting.

The husbands let out a squeak of confusion, before MJ grabbed the Wakanda Princess's hand. Realisation hit in immediately as the trio left the shop.

"Fuck!" Steve and Tony sighed, knowing that they hadn't been right.

"Ahem." A feminine voice interrupted them, drawing their attention over to the pissed off female shop worker and the two security guards.

The Stark-Rogers couple looked confused, until the realised they were pressing their faces through a rack of hanging bras, while also holding them to maintain their balance. "Fuck!"

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"That's it!" Steve and Tony announced, throwing their son's bedroom door open, to busy dramatically holding the backs of their hands to their forehead to look inside. "We give up! Who are you dating?!"

There was a long moment of silence as Steve and Tony opened their eyes only to see Peter sitting on his bed with his 'friend' Wade. Except, they were clearly not as much of 'friends' as the Stark-Rogers husbands once thought.

Peter and Wade were frozen in shock, bright red from blushing profusely, faces thrown apart in alarm. It was immediately and obviously quite clear that they had been making out.

The two husbands stared at them in stationary shock, while the two teens separated even further out of embarrassment.

"So, ah are you... like, a couple?" Steve asked meekly, staring at Peter and Wade.

"I- yeah?" Peter squeaked blushing even harder.

Steve and Tony stared at Wade and Peter for a moment, their faces still blank. Then the husbands broke into large grins, pointing at the other Avengers - who had just walked into the room due to the commotion - with a snicker. "We fucking told you he was in a relationship!"

The other Avengers just face palmed.