This is a short crack chapter because I'm lazy and I had to share the first part of what I wrote. The video has nothing to do with the chapter but whatever.

No Endgame spoilers.

Warning ⚠️: Swearing.

Ships: Stucky.

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Bucky grabbed two random women and shoved them together. "Lesbians!"

He did the same with two men. "Gays!"

"Sexuality is a spectrum. Buy chicken strips. Bye!" He yelled, running through the food court.

Peter stood up and went over to the confused 'gays' and 'lesbians'.

"I'm so sorry about him. I should have never given him that rainbow milkshake." He said before walking out after the assassin, grabbing his stuff on the way.

"Oh my god it's Chipotle!" They heard Bucky scream as he ran out of the exit.

When Peter caught up with the assassin, he had enough a yeeted him into the sun.

"Yeet!"

Steve seeing his boyfriend being yeeted into the sun, got really depressed and decided to eat Peter whole, while crying.

Clint has grown wings and was screaming "Caw, Caw, Mothefucker!" While laying eggs over unsuspecting people.

Nat decided to use Clint as target practice while Peter, Loki and Tony, who had both been eaten earlier, had a dance party in Steve's stomach.

Bruce was twerking in a corner while Thor was singing.

"I'm a giant pop tart,
Rectangular and sweet,
I will kill you if you decide to eat,
Any of my family and any of my friend,
So watch out because it is pain i will lend."

Pepper got into the Antman suit that had shrunk in the wash and grew 60ft tall before stepping on all of them.

Pepper then started farting rainbows and imploded with Wade, MJ, Ned and May, doing the same.

Earth then committed suicide because all of the cool people were dead.

The End.