Summary: Everything was Clint's fault. If he hadn't changed the channel from Peter's cartoons then none of this would have happened. A.K.A more vines.

Warning ⚠️: swearing.

Ships: For all the PeterxLoki fans out there I present you more SpiderFrost! (Loki is 17,000 Asgardian years and Peter is 17 Midgardian years)
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Peter was sitting on the couch, watching one of his favourite shows, Steven Universe, when Clint slammed himself down. Grabbing the remote before Peter could complain otherwise, the archer changed the channel to MTV.

Peter, who was about to start yelling in anger, looked up when he heard a voice from the tv.

"Bring the beat in."

Peter shot up and ran towards the kitchen yelling "Anything for you Beyoncé!"

Clint realised what he had done and almost curled into a ball and died. The only thing stopping him from doing so was the fact that he knew Shuri was in Wakanda.

Sadly for him, he seemed to have forgotten about Peter's boyfriend, Loki.

Peter and Loki, who didn't need much convincing to join in, strutted down the New York streets, throwing glitter at strangers and yelling "Kneel before me, peasants!"

The first place the duo decided to spread their love of vines at was Starbucks.

"Move, I'm gay!" Loki shouted pushing past the crowd of people and walking out of the store.

Peter trailed behind him drinking his iced chai tea, making a smacking sound with his mouth before yelling out "Shooketh!"

Spider-Man and the Frost Giant decided to go for a walk around Central Park, a place filled with people crazier then themselves.

"I have brought you frankincense." Loki said with a grin as they walked past the play equipment.

"Thank you." Peter replied, immediately understanding.

"And I have brought you Murr." Loki continued.

"Thank you." Peter, once again, replied.

"Murr-der!" The god shouted, drawing the attention of a few people.

"Judas, no!" Peter screamed in fake horror.

A lady, who was pushing her son on the swing set, looked scared of the vine spewing duo. She took her kid off the play equipment and walked quickly away.

Loki and Peter didn't care, instead chose to re-enact more vines.

Peter found a large stick and went over to a group of other genZ kids before yelling the most iconic vine of all time.

"Don't fuck with me, I have the power of god and anime on my side!" He screamed as Loki jumped down from the tree above. The kids were shooketh.

"This isn't a vine but turn into a woman with a baby and follow my lead." Peter said, grinning evilly.

Loki, taking a form that looked very similar to his sister, was holding a fake baby while standing nearby a bunch of random people.

"Can I hold your baby?" Peter asked walking up towards him.

"Uh, yeah, okay." Loki said, shrugging her shoulders and handing him the child.

Peter, holding the baby, started walking away. The other parents looked up in shock as Loki didn't try to get her child back.

"Haha, jokes on you! I hated that little fucker anyway!" Loki yelled, skipping away happily.

Making the baby disappear, the two then walked for about 5 minutes before they found their way to a stage. Waiting until the intermission in order to not ruin someone's day, they walked into the stage.

Loki and Peter looked down at the confused watchers before gesturing to all of them.

"Look at all those chickens!" They shouted before getting run off the stage by a few angry actors.

The two left Central Park rather quickly, a swarm of parents, police officers, and actors chasing after them.

"Soooo, where do we go next?" Peter asked, rocking on his heels lightly.

All Loki did was smirk evilly.

This was how the couple ended up sword fighting with light sabres on a Coles conveyor belt.

The thing was that Peter was wearing a neon pink wig while Loki was wearing a purple one. They were also wearing skin tight leopard print jumpsuits.

The manager looked like she was going to murder both of them. She kept mumbling 'I fucking hate my job' as she dragged the two by their necks out of the store.

"Ooo! Look, people that want to kill themselves!" Loki yelled, making Peter grin madly.

"Just like me!" Peter cried as the two walked over to a group of very angry, emo looking 14 year olds.

They all looked up from whatever Wiki How article on murder they were reading and stared at the two 17 year olds.

"If your happy and you know it clap your hands!" Loki sang.

There was silence.

"Ah, let me try. If your depressed, want to kill everybody you have ever met, set fire to your house, eat a whole chocolate mud cake, and you know it clap your hands!" Peter sang proudly, making the 14 year olds clap loudly.

The two 17 year olds soon made their way back to the tower, accompanied by a swarm of man eating butterflies that they had befriended.

Everyone that worked at the tower was sent home because the butterflies decided to live in the lobby. Peter and Loki were happy that their new friends decided to stay and refused to kick them out as the fearful Avengers had begged.