This chapter was an idea/request from @marvelxdc123 who also thought of the idea/request of the last chapter.

Ships: Stucky, Spideypool (Wade and Peter are both 21 for reasons you have to wait to find out)

Warnings: Swearing, death, blood

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"Wait, wait, wait!" Ironman cried, face resting in his palms. "You want us to recruit Spider-Man and Deadpool so that they can help us take down a Hydra facility? Have you gone nuts?!"

Fury raised his left eyebrow, staring at the group of Avengers with his best bitch face. "Does it look like I'm fucking joking."

"It doesn't look like your fucking any-" Bucky was interrupted as Steve hit him in the back of the head.

"You have no choice but to follow my orders because, if you don't, I'm putting parental locks back onto all of your devices." Fury said seriously, making everyone in the room believe that he would do exactly as stated.

Tony huffed and puffed but gave in after his fellow Avengers had all nodded in agreement.

"Where will we find them?" Natasha asked, looking up from Clint's nails (which she had been painting through out the entire meeting).

"Ah, now that's the easy part. We have them both tied up in the next room." Fury answered with a slight grin, not thinking about just how psychotic his words sounded.

"Let me get this straight. You," Steve said, pointing at the pirate man, "have kidnapped both Deadpool and Spider-Man, who you want us to ask for help from, and put them in the room next door."

Fury simply raised an eyebrow at him. "Did I fucking stutter?"

"Is kidnapping those who we need help from a Midgardian custom?" Thor asked, confused over whether kidnapping was considered good or bad in Midgard.

"No, buddy, it's just something that people like Fury do to assert dominance over us puny mortals." Tony said, half comforting Thor and half making fun of him and Fury.

"Hey, wait! Where's Bruce?" Clint asked, realising that the radioactive monster mash man wasn't in the room.

"Banner's working on the cure for cancer at the moment and he's running a couple of elemental experiments that need his complete focus. Now," Fury said, his tone turning commanding, "go convince Spider-Man and Deadpool to take down Hydra."

It was quite clear to everyone in the room that the duo of webs and katanas didn't need much convincing.

The moment that Bucky had finished explaining why they were tied to chairs and what mission they needed help with, Peter and Wade turned to each other.

Deadpool and Spider-Man seemed to have a silent conversation, their expressions continually changing. A few minutes later they answered, which was rather creepy as they spoke spoke at the exact same time.

"We're In."

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"Did it hurt?" Wade asked, sitting down next to Peter as the SHEILD plane thingy took off.

"When I fell from heaven?" Peter asked, raising his right eyebrow with a frown.

"No, when you fell from the vending machine because you're a snack." Wade flirted, smirking at the brunette.

Peter was glad his mask covered his blushing face as he pushed Wade into the floor with a huff.

Deadpool groaned out an 'Oof!' before hoping back up next to Spider-Man.

Bucky and Steve, who were sitting on the opposite side of Peter and Wade, looked at each other, then at the younger heroes. They both shipped it.

"You know..." Wade trailed off, smirking at Peter lightly.

"Mhmm..." Spider-Man said, a slight warning present in his response.

"If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple!" Wade cried, giggling at his own flirtatious remark.

Peter blinked at him. "What?"

"What?" Deadpool said nervously.

Spider-Man just shook his head. By now they both had the attention of every Avenger present.

The brunette quickly took out his phone and started texting Ned, MJ, and Shuri, his best friends.

"So, Peter... Can I call out relationship a Happy Meal?"Wade asked, gently pushing the phone away from Peter's face.

"I swear to the gods, DP! If you tell me this pick up like one more time!" Spider-Man shrieked loudly.

Wade winked at him, a toothy grin covering his face. "'Cause I'm loving it!"

Peter threw his phone at Wade's head.

Th rest of the plane ride was similar. Deadpool flirting with Spider-Man. Spider-Man not being amused by Deadpool.

Just as they were landing outside the Hydra base, Wade turned to Peter.

"Thank the gods. I hate everyone in this plane." The mercenary pouted.

Peter looked at him with a blank face. "Do you hate me?"

"I said everyone, not everyten." Wade answered with a wink jumping up and cannonballing out of the landing plane.

Peter shook his head in disbelief as he, and the other Avengers, copied Wade's jump.

The fight went as well as any fight could have gone. Blood, injuries, death, etc. but that all happened to the nameless, faceless Hydra agents.

The sound of firing guns, clanging of metal, and Peter yelling 'Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! Ahhh!' filed the room.

Nobody took notice of the figure just out of sight, hidden within the darkness.

That figure, a man dressed in an expensive Italian suit, stepped out of the shadows and onto a small balcony just over their heads, a smug smirk covering his face.

He watched in silence for a moment before speaking loudly, getting the attention of the vast majority of the people present.

"Arachnid."

The sound of fighting stopped as everyone in the room noticed Spider-Man tense, his back going stiff as he turned towards the mystery man.

"Mourning."

Bucky, like Peter, stiffened, realising that these weren't any ordinary words.

"Winter."

"Okay, back the fuck up and sit the fuck down!" Wade roared as the room completely quieted. He didn't like the mystery man one bit.

The mystery man, shocked that Deadpool had stopped being his usual smart-ass self for a second, closed his mouth quickly. The fourth word was at the tip of his tongue, just waiting to be calmly said.

That shock didn't last long enough, though.

"Destre-"

The man was interrupted as Wade threw a katana at his head, decapitating him almost instantly. Honestly, if any of the heroes hadn't been in the room to see it happen, they wouldn't have believed it.

The Hydra agents froze for a moment, watching as their boss's head rolled off the platform and into the ground by Deadpool's feet.

Wade only needed that moment to brutally slaughter every last one of the Hydra agents. Blood, guts, and limbs covered to flooring, making the stomachs churn of every hero except for Peter and Wade.

The Superheroes were too shooketh of the eths to do anything about Wade's murder spree.

The Avengers, Spider-Man, and Deadpool left quickly, burning down the building as they went.

The trip back to the SHIELD head office was quiet to say the least, nobody except Wade dared to say a word. Once they were back in the main building, they noticed just how much blood each of them were caked in.

Each step they took, a bloody shoe print was left on the ground, making more then one person shriek in horror.

Just like the trip, no one said a word.

In the end, it wasn't until they were all out of their super-suits and seated with Fury at a conference table, that anybody opened their mouths.

"What the fuck, Richard?!" Clint cried, staring at Wade. "What was that? Why does Spider-Man have a metal arm? How did you do that?!"

It was obvious that Hawkeye was on the brink of a mental break down.

"What Katniss means is, explain what the whole murdering-fifty-people-within-two-minuets thing was about." Tony said, leaning backwards in his chair.

"Well, a couple years back Peter was kidnapped by Hydra and was given a metal arm. He has one for everyday use with a realistic silicone cover but he uses his metal one on missions." Wade explained, tapping Peter's metal arm.

"I made my realistic one so that no one would notice a piece of metal where my arm should be. The words that the Mystery Man said we're a couple of my trigger words." Peter added, grabbing Wade's hand with his flesh, not made of metal one.

"Nobody messes with MY Spider-Man and gets away with it." Deadpool grumbled, crossing his arms.

"Ah, it now makes perfect sense why you, Pool of Death, got so angry when three and a half simple Midgardian words were spoken to the Man of Spiders." Thor said, smiling as if he wasn't the last person to understand what had happen.

"A little on the dumb side, isn't he." Wade said, making Peter snicker lightly.

The room fell into an uncomfortable silence before Natasha decided it was her turn to ask a question. "What was all that flirting about?"

Everyone, other then Wade and Peter, looked intrigued over the answer.

"Oh," Peter grinned, both of them holding out their ring hands, "Wade and I are married."

"To each other." Wade added, making sure that nobody misunderstood.

Fury and the Avengers all jumped up in sync, yelling the same word at the same time. "WHAT?!"