This is a request from @ImRunningOnCoffee who has some absolutely fabulous ideas!

I never thought I would have 2 requests to write at the same time, let alone 6! Luckily I get a two week holiday in like a week so I can write them all then.

Ships: Thoruce, IronStrange

Warnings: Swearing

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"Bruce! Where the actual fuck is my coffee?!" Tony Stark-Strange shouted, storming into the tower's main kitchen.

Other then Bruce, the only people in the kitchen was the 'Meme Team', a group of Vine spewing teenagers made up of MJ, Shuri, Ned, Peter, and Loki.

This team was in the kitchen for the sole purpose of making a purple abomination called a 'Thanos Cake', whatever that meant. It was a strange and slightly soggy sponge cake drenched in purple icing and weirdly coloured sugar rocks.

Anyway...

"Bitch please! As if I would take that sorry excuse of sustenance you call coffee!" Bruce said sassily, putting down his book on gamma radiation and standing up.

Tony let out a very Karen like gasp while dramatically clutching his chest. Ironman's eyes burned with rage as he used all of his might to bitch slap the scientist.

Bruce put a hand on the place he had been slapped, pouting slightly. "Aw, fook! I can't believe you've done this!"

The kitchen fell silent for a few moments before a loud crash echoed around the room.

Peter, a wide toothy grin covering his face, had purposefully dropped the Thanos Cake for added dramatic effect. This decision made purple icing, cake, and shards of the glass plate, scatter across the floor as he let out a high pitched squeal. "What the fuck, Richard! You know vines?!"

Bruce nodded slightly, eyes widening in horror. He had just revealed his biggest secret to the pack of teenagers standing before him.

"You now have no choice but to join the Meme Team because, if you don't, we will halve no choice not to put barbecue sauce on your titties." Shuri threatened, half quoting one of her favourite vines.

Tony, having realised that it probably wasn't Bruce that took his coffee since his mug wasn't in the kitchen, stared at the cake covered floor.

"I'm not cleaning this shit up." The billionaire said, turning on his heals and sauntering off to complain to someone else, most likely his husband, about the missing coffee.

The Meme Team and their newest member ignored him, too busy planning what they could do with six people and all the vines they could possibly quote.

Their planning was quickly interrupted by Steve, who walked into the room looking rather confused. "Do any of you know why Tony just sla-"

"Fuck your chicken strips!" Bruce screeched, yeeting a wooden spoon at Steve.

Steve widened his eyes in shock, ducking away from the flying baking equipment. "What the-?!"

"This bitch is empty, yeet!" Loki cried, throwing a cutting board at Captain America's head.

"Okay, okay! I'm leaving!" Steve shouted, running out of the kitchen as quick as he could.

Peter, Ned, MJ and Shuri all pouted, not getting to quote a vine or throw anything at America Man.

"Now what do we do?" Bruce asked, walking with the teenagers down a random.

They had left the kitchen after throwing a couple hundred frozen nuggets onto random people on the street while screaming '69 cents!'. Those people were not impressed.

"Now we joust!" MJ exclaimed, pulling two giant swords out of thin air.

"No!" Everyone, except for a happily nodding Loki, quickly shouted, taking the swords off of the teenage girl.

MJ rolled her eyes, a few murders wouldn't do any harm. "Okay, fine! What do you suggest we do?"

"We could go down to the intern floor! They always have the best drama." Ned suggested, thinking about all the dramatic scandals he had been told about.

"When there is too much drama at school all you gotta do is just walk a way-ay-ay!" Bruce, Peter, and. Shuri belted out.

"We can't because one of us," Loki turned to look at Peter with a pointed look, "made all the interns believe that they were being mind controlled and used as blood bags by a group of sadistic gay vampires pretending to be the Avengers."

"Is that why people throw garlic bread at me whenever I leave the tower?!" Bruce yelled, remembering the family that had pelting him with the delicious food over the past couple days.

"Nah, there's a completely separate reason for that." Ned said with a smirk.

Bruce raised an eyebrow at the teen. "And what reason might that be?"

"We kinda told everyone that if you throw garlic bread at the Hulk, he will turn hot pink with neon yellow spots." Peter said innocently, holding back a smile. Bruce widened his eyes in horror, praying that nobody really believed the teen.

"Anyway, here!" Loki exclaimed, handing Peter a baby pig wrapped in a blanket.

Everyone giggled, immediately knowing which vine was about to be referenced.

"Is that a chicken?" MJ asked, staring at the pig in Peter's arms.

Ned shook his head with a wide grin. "Nope, it's a roommate."

"And they were roommates!" Shuri exclaimed, talking into a random phone.

"Oh my gawd they were roommates." Loki and Bruce said in sync, both looking shooketh.

Everybody burst into laughter, walking past the nearly empty lounge room. Nearly empty because the room was being occupied by a tall blonde Agardian yelling at the tv.

"Mo of the El, why art thou not responding to me?!" Thor screeched, about to throw is hammer at the screen.

"Wait, wait, wait!" Bruce said quickly, grabbing one of the signed guitars off of Tony's signed guitar wall and waltzing into the lounge room.

Thor looked confused as to why his boyfriend was holding a guitar but didn't ask.

"I love you, bitch!" Bruce said, strumming some random strings.

Bruce smirked as Thor's eyes widened. "I'm never gonna stop loving you, bitch!"

Thor blushed bright red and splutter, making the Meme Team awe over one of their favourite ships. Bruce blew Thor a quick kiss before following the other Meme Team members to their next victim.

An hour later, every hero in the tower, other then the Meme Team, were anxiously seated in a random conference room.

"Guys, I'm really worried about Bruce and this whole vine nonsense." Clint said, looking around to make sure Bruce wasn't hidden somewhere in the room.

"I don't see anything wrong with boyfriend Banner's Vi of the Nes." Thor tried to speak up for his boyfriend, but he ended up being ignored by his friends.

Natasha, Steve and Tony nodded in agreement with Clint's statement just as Bucky piped up. "I know right! He tied a potato from every ceiling fan in the building and from the Stark Helicopter blades."

"Plus, he keeps changing the speeds of the fan and saying 'a potato flew around my room before you came' or something like that." Stephen Stark-Strange added, cringing as he remembered walking in on Bruce putting up one of the potato strings.

Tony, who didn't really care about whatever plant they were talking about, jumped up from his place besides his husband. "What I want to know is which one of you bitches took my coffee!"

Everybody started arguing over one thing or another, making it really easy for calm, non green coloured hulk to surprise them.

"Hi," Bruce said, scaring the other Avengers as he stuck his head out of the vents, "I'm Rinata Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher."

The rest of the Meme Team got out from their strange hiding places and started badly danced to even worse music. Where this music came from, nobody knows...

Oh wait, I do. You see, Deadpool had been recording everything and was live-streaming it all to the world, which was why he decided that playing music would make everything even funnier.

He was right.

But he was also caught by a fuming Tony Stark-Strange, who had noticed both Deadpool and the cup of missing coffee in his right hand.

"You! Avocado bitch! Who the fuck do you think you are? Stealing my coffee! Mine! MiNe! MINE!"