I have been wanting to do this request for the longest time so it seems quite fitting that it's my last, hehe. That's right - this is my last request!

I'll still be writing my own ideas, of course, but I won't be writing anyone else's for the foreseeable future. If I agreed to take your request and it hasn't been written, please please please message me!

I have hundreds of pms so I might have missed it in my last check through (this morning). If I did forgot it, please know that is nothing personal and a mistake which I will fix by writing it ASAP!

Anyway, this request is by TheHumanLibrary101 and it's just brilliant. Like, muah, chef's kiss. Brilliance. I hope I've done it justice, and I'm so sorry for the wait.

Ultron occurs but the Accords, Civil War, and so forth, don't. And Tony never had a reason to reach out to Spider-Man, but this takes place around Homecoming. Loki's freeeeeee.

Ships: IronStrange, not together but crushing Shurichelle

Warnings: Swearing, a lack of privacy, major canon divergence (but when am I ever canon reliant???), I guess you could take it as kidnapping

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Peter Parker had always been different.

Unusual.

Out of the box.

He was, and always had been, a genius plain and simple. Especially when it came to his inventions.

Small, remote controlled hover crafts came first. Then robots and AIs. Then near identical replicas of Ironman's gauntlets by the time he turned ten.

As Peter's mind grew, his family also shrunk, until the only Parkers left were May and Peter.

Despite how hard she took Ben's death, Peter was her world, and she was his.

As such, when, at the age of fourteen, Peter was bitten by a spider and acquired superhuman powers, he chose to hide them from her.

May couldn't deal with another thing on her plate. Especially not something as... odd as this.

So Peter made a suit.

Not a fabric, hoodie and tights combination with his identity hidden by a badly sewn mask.

No, he was a genius. He was more than capable of creating his own nanotech suit and AI - Karen, who was anything but a Karen.

So, he took to the streets as your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.

However, that did not mean that the minor superhero was not absolutely fanboying over the prospect of visiting THE Stark tower with his classmates.

Actually, he was having a minor panic attack on the bus.

"Calm down, dude," Ned fretted, looking around the bus awkwardly as MJ drew the teenage hero in her crisis book.

"Yeah, loser," MJ snickered, "you look like you're about to go on trial for murder... or perhaps I should say vigilante justice."

"MJ!" Peter hissed as Ned held in a laugh.

While he hadn't previously been worried about the Avengers connecting him Spider-Man, it was now a major concern of his.

"I'm just teasing you," MJ huffed, looking out the window as the bus came to a stop. "I wonder if the Wakanda princess will be here. She's incredible."

Peter smirked, grabbing his backpack as the chattering students begun to stream from the bus. The two boys shared a look, speaking in sync. "Someone has a cruuuush."

MJ huffed, pushing passed them.

Peter tried to listen as the tour started, but the topics bored him greatly. He'd learnt molecule reconfiguration at nine, and the multiverse theory that they'd dumbed down greatly was fragmented.

This boredom continued until they came to the tour's first activity - DNA testing.

"With this machine, you'll be able to compare your DNA with each other, and a select few samples from celebrities and politicians," the tour guide said, tapping the machine lightly as they smiled at the fifteen year-olds.

The teenagers all crowded around the DNA tester - pricking their fingers and laughing as parentage results between them and different celebrities came back negative.

Peter, on the other hand, stayed away from the machine. As amused as he was, he didn't like the thought of comparing his DNA with another person.

Who was to say what the spider bite did to it, after all.

The tour guide quickly took notice of his avoidance and walked over, smiling softly. "If you're uninterested in the DNA machine, you could take a look at your red blood cells with that one."

The guide pointed to a machine in the corner - the screen pointed out of view so that others couldn't watch from the tester's shoulders. Peter smiled widely, thanking them before making his way to the other machine.

As Peter tested his red blood cells, he had no clue that Stark Tower's main AI, Friday, immediately took notice of something odd about his DNA.

Not the spider venom - the AI assumed Peter was merely a mutant, as many passed through the SI halls on a daily basis.

No, Friday took notice of something else. Something familiar.

Without instruction, the AI ran a test on Peter's DNA - contacting Tony in the process.

Mere seconds later, the billionaire - along with the room full of heroes he was with - learnt something seemingly impossible.

Tony Stark had a son.

Peter Parker was Tony's biological son.

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"I have a kid," Tony whispered, flopping onto the couch as the swarm of people around him lost their minds.

T'Challa and Shuri, along with all the Avengers, Pepper, Sam, Rohdey, Stephen, and Loki, we're present, and no one had any clue about how to react to this reveal.

Loki, Bucky, Shuri, and Wanda, were cackling loudly, while Steve and Bruce had straight up passed out. Clint was sitting on the floor, repeating 'holy shit, holy shit, holy shit', over and over again.

Rohdey was banging his head against the wall while Pepper and Natasha were screaming 'I KNEW IT, YOU MANWHORE!' on repeat.

T'Challa and Sam were on the verge of tears. One biological Stark was enough. Now there were going to be two of them?!

Stephen was gapping, staring at the floor with confused, then hopeful eyes. Vision and Thor were hella confused - not comprehending how someone could have a son and not know.

"Friday!" Tony shouted, jumping to his feet. "Tell me everything there is to know about Peter Parker."

"Peter Parker is a high school student at Midtown, where he attends on a full scholarship. He is at the top of his grade, and has been offered to move directly to College on four reported occasions. Both MIT and Harvard are offering him full scholarships, whenever he wishes to leave Midtown."

"Peter lives in Manhattan with his Aunt, May Parker. His mother, stepfather, and uncle are all dead. There is also a strange, spider-like pattern to his DNA that is likely making him a mutant of some sort." Came Friday's instantaneous response.

"Of fucking course your kid's a genius," Rhodey laughed, sighing deeply.

Tony didn't reply, instead turning to his husband, Stephen. "I'm so sorry, darling. I had no idea that I had a kid. I'm so sor-"

Stephen shook his head quickly, a bright smile covering his lips. "Don't you dare apologise, Tones. You've got a kid. We've got a kid!"

"Huh?" Came Ironman's dumbfounded response.

"We'll get him and his aunt to move into the tower. He can be our son! I've always wanted a son - you have, too," Stephen rambled, looking gleeful.

"Then what are we waiting for," Tony grinned maniacally. "Let's go meet our kid!"

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As Peter and his classmates sat in the extremely busy cafeteria to have lunch, they had no clue of the storm that was racing through the halls.

Just as Flash leant over, about to make a rude comment towards Peter, the cafeteria doors swung open with a loud bang.

The room went silent and every eye in the room turned towards the doorway. The doorway in which the Avengers and Co were crowding into.

Tony stepped forward, looking around the room before yelling into the silence. "Which one of you is Peter Parker?"

After a moment, there was a long, synchronised 'Oooooooh, Peter's in troublllllle' from his classmates (excluding a horrified Ned and MJ).

Flash immediately pointed at Peter. "This is him, this is Peter Parker!"

Tony and the Avengers immediately swarmed over to the group, everyone staring at Peter. They could all see the resemblance between Peter and Tony - the eyes, the nose, the face shape. Peter was like a mini, doe-eyed version of Tony, without the goatee.

"He's definitely your kid," Steve murmured as Tony threw his arms up in the air.

"I HAVE A SONNNNN!" The billionaire shouted, getting shocked gasps from almost everyone in the cafeteria.

Thor picked Peter off his chair, raising him into the air replicating the scene in the lion king.

"Uh, Mr Hall?!" Peter cried as the swarm of heroes and Co begun carrying him out of the room.

"Just let it happen, Pete," Mr Hall called back, remarkably nonchalant as his student was carried away.

After the cafeteria doors swung close, the teacher turned to MJ and Ned. "So... which of you two wants to call Peter's aunt?"

"NOT IT!"