Hello all! I am unable to contact the requester for this request, their username is or was Gay-Rainbow-Potato so if you're the requester for this chapter but changed your name, message me and I can @ you in the comments of this section!

Anyway, I'm soooooo happy that I've finally got this chapter finished! I hate having requests from last year that I still need to write, which is why I'm attempting to write as much as possible right now! And this is my first SpiderVenom one-shot, yay!

Ships: SpiderVenom and WinterIron (Or Tucky, as seen in the request!)

Warnings: Swearing, kidnapping (I guess?), cheesy getting together scene (I've never been in a relationship, idk how I get two characters together),

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At was a day like any other for the Avengers Tower household, really.

They (Steve, Bucky, Tony, Natasha, Thor, Clint, Loki, And Peter) were lounging on the couches in the main living room, binge watching the Harry Potter movies and discussing their favourite HP fanfiction troops.

"Puh-lease! Pansmione is the best!" Loki hissed, glaring at the others.

Natasha and Bucky Stark-Barnes nodded, speaking in sync. "Agreed."

"Linny and Drarry the best! But I agree, Hermione could have done SO much better." Tony exclaimed, rolling his eyes.

"Madam Pomphrey and Minerva McGonagall are my OTP!" Peter screeched, getting confused looks from his family.

"Why?" Steve asked simply, not expecting the mini rant that was targeted at him seconds later.

An hour or so of fangirling/boying over ships, they were launched off of the couch and through one of the walls, by an 'angry' A.I. Aka Friday.

"Have you not looked out your window?!" The A.I's almost monotone voice said, a few octaves louder then her usual level. If she could have sounded angry, she definitely would have. "Venom has been tearing New York apart for 3 hours!"

"Huh, that's weird. But why are you telling us?" Bucky said, looking out the window.

"Oh for fucks sake!" The A.I exclaimed, sending a few high tech suits flying, and some objects towards the Avengers. "You have 10 seconds to put your suits on before I throw you out of the tower."

Peter's eyes widened and he yanked the Spider-Man suit on at lighting speed. Loki rolled his eyes and walked out of the room, planning to go start online fight with a bunch of transphobic people on tumblr.

Natasha and Clint (who didn't have suits fly at them) ripped off their normal clothing to reveal the Black Widow and Hawkeye costumes.

Why were they wearing them? Nobody knows.

Bruce frowned, looking down at the book titled 'How To Get Angry' he'd received instead of a super suit.

Thor shrugged and lifted his hammer off the ground, where it had landed in front of him. His costume quickly morphed around him in a very dramatic, lightning and screaming filled scene.

Steve began quickly trying to tug on his costume, but only got it half on before 10 seconds was over.

Bucky and his husband, Tony, on the other hand, stood there defiantly. "No, I don't think I will." Tony said, crossing his arms.

They were thrown out the window - Bucky and Tony being pushed much harder then the others. Once everyone had completely put on their costumes (Bucky, Steve, and Tony), they separated quickly. 

Clint and Natasha headed off to the east, the later checking the trees on Central Park for any signs of the antihero, while the prior attempted contact with the birds.

Thor began checking the garbage cans and dumpsters of the area, while Tony flew around in his metal suit, whistling to Mr Sandman.

Bruce began reading the book that had been thrown at him, getting angrier and angrier until he eventually turned into the Hulk. The Hulk then began peering into the windows of all the cars on the street, frowning whenever he couldn't find Venom.

Steve began aimlessly walking down streets, staring skeptically at people as if they were Venom in disguise. A lot of people were weirded out.

Bucky began hiding then jumping in front of the entrances of alleyways screaming. Every time he'd yell "I've got you!" he would scare someone and have something thrown at him (I.e a fist, a shoe, a pizza, a haunted Russian nesting doll, etc).

Spider-Man, on the other hand, decided to follow the loud, clearly Venom-made noises coming from barely a street over.

"Hey, dude! Stop that!" Spider-Man yelled, rounding the corner to find Venom attempting the climb the side of a building.

Venom froze, turning to look at him. Instead of the 'Venom' voice he usually had, his voice sounded completely human, and very familiar. "Peter?"

The Stark-Barnes child stared at Venom for a moment, confused, before he gasped in recognition. "Eddie?!"

Eddie Brock was Venom.

Peter had a crush on Eddie Brock - who was also his classmate.

That meant that Peter had a crush on Venom. Oh no!

And that was when Peter knew he had no clue what to do.

So he froze.

Yes, Spider-Man froze.

Hearing nearby shouting, Venom jumped forward, grabbing Peter, and disappearing into the darkness.

Peter didn't knock out of his shocked stupor until he was sitting at Eddie's kitchen table. A mass of what he could only describe as weird black slime sat on the chair to his left, and the average teenage version of Eddie sat across from him.

"Eddie? What the fuck?! You're Venom!" Peter shrieked, falling backwards from his chair. He stood up quickly, flushing In embarrassment and pulling off his mask.

Eddie looked vaguely amused. "Well, you're Spider-Man! How'd that even happen?!"

"Oh, ah, Uncle Clint put a punch of radioactive spiders in my bed when I was like 10. I've had powers ever since... How did you get powers?!"

Eddie shrugged, looking at the smirking Symbiote. "Venom just showed up on my front doorstep one day about a year back, I suppose."

There was a moment of silence before Peter took his seat again, slamming his head into the table. "I have a crush on my enemy! Oh no!" He proclaimed, without even realising it.

"You do?!" Eddie shouted, a huge grin across his face. Peter's head shot up, a look of horror crossing his face as he realised what he'd just said. "I've had a crush on you since we were 14! Three years!"

"Really?" A hopeful smiled replaced the look of horror.

"Yes! When you and Ned turned up to school in wedding dresses while MJ wore a suit, I thought it was so cool how you guys were defying gender norms! I've liked you ever since then." Eddie said, shock written across his face.

"Do you... do you want to go on a date some time, maybe?" Peter asked, blushing and looking away.

Eddie grinned. "A date?! Let's skip to boyfriends right away! I'll pick you up tonight at 8 and we can go to the Cosplay convention down the street, I hear they're selling Hamilton merch."

Spider-Man gasped, nodding frantically. "Oh my gods! That's the best date idea ever! I'll be ready, definitely."

"This is really cute and all," The Symbiote said, "but the Avengers are running up the hall and about to burst through the front door. And I want tatter tots."

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15 minutes prior...

"Has anyone seen my son?!" Bucky shouted, running down the street. "He's this tall, obviously gay but we haven't had the talk yet!"

"Peter! Peter!" Tony screamed, searching through the nearby bushes. "Natasha, Clint, have you seen Peter yet?!"

Natasha's voice came from the other side of the com. "No! He's not in any of the trees in Central Park, and Clint's bird friends haven't seen him. We're heading back to you, now."

Thor was sitting in the middle of the street, sobbing loudly. "Baby Stark-Barnes has been stolen!"

Steve was walking around crowds, creepily starting at everyone and anyone remotely resembling Peter.

"Baby Stark-Barnes?" Hulk asked, peering into the windows of unsuspecting people's appartments. Peter wasn't in any of the houses, but Hulk did make friends with a cat and a toddler.

Random people were watching the commotion in confusion, unsure what to say, do or think. They didn't even know Bucky and Tony Stark-Barnes had a kid!

Once everyone had met back at the last spot they'd seen him, Thor still sobbing, Natasha had the only smart idea they'd come up with all day. "Why don't we just track his suit with Karen?"

"Nat, you're a fucking genius!" Tony said before turning his attention to both Friday and Karen, the prior of whom was already connected to his suit and the later connecting after hearing her name. "Karen, Friday, where's Peter?!"

The bored voices of Friday and Karen spoke in perfect sync. "He's 7 streets over, floor 6 of the blue building, apartment 56."

"Avengers!" Bucky cried, "Assemble! And find my baby!"

Running down the street, they got lost a few times.

Then Clint stopped for cotton candy.

Then Hulk needed a hotdog.

But eventually they got to the apartment complex.

After running down the halls, screaming like banshees, they threw open the door, ready to beat up whoever stole their baby Stark-Barnes.

They were expecting Peter tied to a chair in the middle of the room, perhaps even unconscious. Instead he was sitting at a kitchen table with another teenager, smiling largely.

"Dads! Family! Meet my new boyfriend - Eddie Brock, aka Venom." Peter cried, gesturing to Eddie and his Symbiote companion.

The Avengers all fainted.