Ships: IronStrange, Spideypool

Warning: Swearing.

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2:01AM
Gay_AF_Spider has started a conversation with Guy_In_The_Chair

2:01AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Hey

2:07AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Hey

2:11AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Hey

2:14AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Hey

2:16AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Hey

2:19AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Hey

2:23AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Hey

2:27AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Hey

2:29AM
Guy_In_The_Chair: Dude i was asleep. Anyway, what's up fam?

2:31AM
Gay_AF_Spider: I have the memest of memes to ever meme.

2:32AM
Guy_In_The_Chair: tf are you waiting for! Send it!

2:34AM
Gay_AF_Spider:

2:36AM
Guy_In_The_Chair: I'm dyyyinngg!

2:37AM
Guy_In_The_Chair: uh oh. Mum just heard me. gtg. See you later if not dead.

2:41AM
Gay_AF_Spider: I will speak at your funeral😂

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3:57AM
Gay_AF_Spider has started a conversation with IronDad

3:57AM  
Gay_AF_Spider: I need you to come to the lab and kill this creepy spider fucker.

3:59AM
IronDad: Firstly, are you looking in the mirror again?

4:00AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Noooooo...

4:03AM
IronDad: I'm calling your therapist, again. Secondly it's 4AM. Go to sleep!

4:04AM
Gay_AF_Spider: 😢

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4:47AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker has started a conversation with Gay_AF_Spider

4:47AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: Tony just bitch slapped Steve.

4:49AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Whhhhhhaaaattt?!

4:51AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: ikr! Steve said he was hotter and Tony disagreed.

4:56AM
Gay_AF_Spider: I'd bitch slap Steve to if he said he was hotter then me.

5:01AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: ...

5:03AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Wha?

5:06AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: ...

5:08AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: Have you talked to your therapist lately?

5:08AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Haha... gtg

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5:34AM
Gay_AF_Spider has started a conversation with Caw_Caw_Motherfucker, IronDad, Thor_Is_A_Thot, Queen_Of_Widows, Stars_And_Strippers, Jesus, Mischief_Managed, Big_Green, and The_Strange_Sorcerer

5:34AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Welcome to the ultimate group chat!

5:36AM
Stars_And_Strippers: How do I change my name???

5:38AM
Jesus: No one tell Steve how to change his name

5:41AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Jesus has spoken. Sorry Steve.

5:43AM
IronDad: Peter, didn't I tell you to go to bed over an hour and a half ago?

5:44AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Whhhaaat? No. Here's a meme.

5:44AM
Gay_AF_Spider:

5:45AM
Gay_AF_Spider: So are you going to tell me when this happened?

5:46AM
IronDad: Nice try kid but changing the subject wont save you. You're grounded.

5:48AM
Gay_AF_Spider:

5:51AM
Stars_And_Strippers: I agree with Tony, you need your sleep.

5:53AM
Gay_AF_Spider:

5:54AM
Gay_AF_Spider: I'm minding my own business, so should you.

5:56AM
IronDad: Kid, you're ungrounded.

5:57AM
Gay_AF_Spider: YAY!

6:07AM
Thor_Is_A_Thot: I would suggest not going into the room of foods.

6:08AM
Mischief_Managed: Brother, what have you done?!

6:13AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Whoever used the last of my Milo to make the milkshake that is splattered around the kitchen, is going to die.

6:14AM
Gay_AF_Spider: I will start by making different sized paper cuts all down your feet and make you walk down the streets of New York. After I've covered the paths in rock salt.

6:16AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Then I'll stick thousands of little pins under your finger and toe nails.

6:19AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Lastly I'll cut off every single one of your limbs, wrapping them up so you won't immediately bleed out.

6:22AM
IronDad: ...

6:22AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: ...

6:22AM
Jesus: ...

6:22AM
Stars_And_Strippers: ...

6:22AM
Big_Green: ...

6:22AM
Queen_Of_Widows: ...

6:22AM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: ...

6:22AM
Mischief_Managed: Thor just passed out.

6:25AM
Queen_Of_Widows: I will never be more proud of my Паук младенца! (I used google translate - Baby Spider)

6:27AM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: Natasha! This is your doing!

6:28AM
Queen_Of_Widows: I don't deny it.

6:31AM
IronDad: You have turned our innocent little angel into a torturous demon!

6:32AM
Queen_Of_Widows: Again, I don't deny it.

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6:49AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker has started a conversation with Gay_AF_Spider

6:49AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: Mini Stark, are you still looking after my kids tonight?

6:52AM
Gay_AF_Spider:

6:53AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: ?!?!

6:57AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Whoops... I meant this one...

6:58AM
Gay_AF_Spider:

7:01AM
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: Is that a yes or a no?

7:03AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Nobody knows...

7:05AM
Gay_AF_Spider: But yes I am babysitting

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7:39AM
Big_Green has started a conversation with Gay_AF_Spider

7:39AM
Big_Green: Don't tell Tony that we blew up the lab. We are blaming it on Thor.

7:41AM
Gay_AF_Spider: I'm angry at him for waisting my Milo, what did he do to you?

7:43AM
Big_Green: He ate the last waffle.

7:45AM
Gay_AF_Spider: 😱

7:36AM
Big_Green: Nobody messes with my food.

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8:09AM
IronDad has started a conversation with Gay_AF_Spider, and The_Strange_Sorcerer

8:09AM
IronDad: We need to talk about Wade.

8:11AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Wade? Who's Wade?😇

8:13AM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: The guy that has been climbing out of your window every morning.

8:15AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Oh. That Wade. Haha, ummm... he's a friend.

8:17AM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: How old is this 'friend' of yours?

8:18AM
Gay_AF_Spider: He's 16, my age.

8:19AM
IronDad: Good... but no more sneaking around or I'll kill you both.

8:21AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Great! Wait, you would kill me?🥺

8:23AM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: Of course not, we would just lock you in your room for the rest of your life. And kill Wade.

8:24AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Umm... You need to tone down the over protective dad thing.

8:26AM
IronDad: We are not being over protective, we just want what's best for you.

8:27AM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: And If that means never letting you leave your room again, then so be it.

8:27AM
Gay_AF_Spider: ...

8:28AM
Gay_AF_Spider: I'm gonna go to the park with Ned and MJ. I'll see you later if I haven't been murdered.

8:30AM
IronDad: Peter?!

8:31AM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: That's it! I'm getting the locks!

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8:50AM
Gay_AF_Spider has started a conversation with Guy_In_The_Chair, and I'mABadBitch

8:50AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Sorry guys I can't come to the park😢

8:55AM
Guy_In_The_Chair: Why not?

8:57AM
Gay_AF_Spider: My Dad's have locked me in my room. Forever.

8:59AM
I'mABadBitch: You've really done it this time, loser.

9:00AM
Guy_In_The_Chair: 😔I will pray for you

9:01AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Thank you😔

9:02AM
I'mABadBitch: I'm surrounded by idiots.

9:05AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Idiots that you love

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9:46AM
Gay_AF_Spider has started a conversation with Caw_Caw_Motherfucker, IronDad, Thor_Is_A_Thot, Queen_Of_Widows, Stars_And_Strippers, Jesus, Mischief_Managed, Big_Green, and The_Strange_Sorcerer

9:46AM
Gay_AF_Spider: Can someone let me out of my room? I'm hungry.

9:49AM
The_Strange_Sorcerer: No.

9:53AM
Jesus: Why is he locked in his room?

9:55AM
IronDad: He's going to be murdered in Central Park.

9:56AM
Stars_And_Strippers: WTF?!

9:57AM
Big_Green: Well, you either kill yourself or get killed. What ya gonna do?

9:59M
Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: Has Bruce gone Emo on us?

10:01AM
Gay_AF_Spider: ItS nOt A pHaSe MuM!

10:03AM
Thor_Is_A_Thot: Do all Midgardian children say that? I heard the pirate man say the same thing yesterday.

10:05AM
Queen_Of_Widows: Fury said 'it's not a phase, mum'?! That's hilarious!

10:07AM
IronDad: I'm never going to let him live that down.

10:08AM
Mischief_Managed: Has anybody seen my chocolate? I'm going to start murdering interns until I find it.

10:11AM
Thor_Is_A_Thot: Yes! I have seen the chocolate as I ate it!

10:13AM
Mischief_Managed: You.

10:13AM
Mischief_Managed: Did.

10:13AM
Mischief_Managed: What?!

10:17AM
Thor_Is_A_Thot: Friends? The power has gone out and I think I hear Loki in the vents. Can someone help me?

10:19AM
IronDad: Sorry Thor, you drank all my coffee and now you must suffer.

10:35AM
Mischief_Managed: Thor will not be heard from for a while.

10:37AM
Gay_AF_Spider: That's great but I can please have some food?!