Iris: *on top of the Eiffel Tower* PEOPLE OF PARIS!🥖 AND HOGWARTS!🧙🏼‍♂️ AND REPUBLIC CITY!🔥 AND ETHERIA!🏳‍🌈 AND--
Ladybug: WTH ARE YOU DOING?! 😠😱😨
Iris: Making an announcement, dUh- 🙄
Ladybug: BUT HERE?!😨
Iris: uh, why not-? 🤨

*sigh* AnYwAyS
May i just say in a not so stalkerish way even tho it may not be considered as stalking in the slightest bit cuz the main stalker is marinette dupain cheng 😌;
Ive been waiting fur this day FOR FOREVERRRR😩😩

Actually 2 months but STILL FOREVERRRR 😩😩😩

...its a party
for someone special *lifts hand dramatically to heaven* 🕊😇💘

The most amazing, smartest, funniest, cutest, prettiest, most sarcastic, adorable jelly bean..

💫MIDNIGHT!!💫

But ofc, insanity is our guest of honour cuz the birthday girl doesnt have enough of it umu 😩😔

LES BEGIN!!!

💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Iris: ...Hey Celeste? 
Celeste: yeah..? 🤨
Iris: What would happen if like, we were actually undercover aliens in disguise, but do not know that cuz there are chips embedded to our nervous system that controls us, making us brainwashed of the memories of aliens!? 👽👾🌌🛰☄

Celeste: ...what if shoto was real.? THAT IS THE REAL QUESTION OK! 🙄😠
Iris: That answer is ObViOuS, you'd be married to him, kiss him, have seg------ 💋💏

**portal comes in out of nowhere** 🕳🕳

Iris: What the..
Celeste: *takes a pic* 📷📸🤳🏼

**She-ra comes out** 

Iris: OML OML OML-- *dies by simping for her* ♨🥵🔥
Celeste: uh... chile, anyways so- 😶😃😑

Iris: *comes back to life* HUH?! 
She-ra: Is it that surprising I'm here, LIKE DUDE ITS DA DAY! OF YK WHAT, THE PARTY------ 😐😑😶
Iris: I KNOW OK BUT I NEVER CAME AND TOLD ANYONE ON ETHERIA?! 🤯
She-ra: so u forgot abt us? 🤨
Iris: NO I WOULD NEVER! I JUST-- 😱

Celeste: CAN WE JUST START WITH THE PLAN ALREADY, I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU GUYS NOW, PS, CHLOE MIGHT COME AT ANY TIME!😰😰😠😠
Iris: I thought she was in pari--- 
Celeste: MY SISTER CHLOE!

iris: Ohhhhhh okie then, STAND BACK!
She-ra: Ok?-

Iris: *takes She-ra's sword* ⚔⚔
She-ra: HEY!? 😱
Iris: I cant believe how much the horde had to fight just to take this away its so simple- 🙄😌
She-ra: I- GIVE IT BACK! 🔪
Iris: Waaait!

Iris: AYBRA CADAYBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

~~~~~P0o0of, A PoRtAALlL~~~~~~

She-ra: How did you--
Iris: Purr-actice! 🐈
She-ra: you're reminding me of bow's plan the day we were------- 
Iris: I know, but u know i liiiiiike cat puns right
She-ra: *sigh* yes--

*we jump in*

MeAnWhILe 

Mid: ITS BEEN GOING ON FOR AGES! IT HAS TO STOP! 😭😩😩
Mid's bro: IDK! WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO THEM? CaCtUs JuIcE?!🤯🤯🙄🙄😩
Sokka: U guys still dont want some? 🌵🧃

Mid: NO WE DONT! 😡
Sokka: sheesh!- 😑

mid's mom: *playing 'savage-bahari' on the tv at 1000% volume* SAVAGE!  🎶🎵🎼
Mid: Oh gawd..
Mid's bro: That's not the only thing...

Mid's dad: TAKE IT BACK TO TEH PLACE WE KNOW IT ALL BEGAN *dabs* WE CAN BE ANYTHING WE WANNA BE *dabs* 😎😎🎵🎵
Mid: This is a nightma---

~~~Poosh PoRtAAL~~~ 🕳🕳

Iris: Ok everyone i want silence ok, she cant know we're he-- 🤫
Mid: What are you doing?. 🤨

Iris: Uh...THIS IS A DREAM! ~ 🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️
Celeste: Y-yEaH, DrEaMMmMmMmM~ 🌟🛰🛰☄
Swift Wind: UnIcOrN dReAmMm~ 🦄🦄🦄
She-ra: hot lesbian DrEaMmMmMMmMM~ 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🔥🔥🔥

Mid: Gurl-
Iris: KAY GTG BAIII! *whoosh into the portal* 

Mid's bro: ....you have crazy friends 😐
Mid: *sigh* I know- 🤦🏼‍♀️

MeAnWhIle #2

*Iris, Celeste, She-ra & Swift Wind enter mid's living room*

Iris: Ok, now all I need right now is--
Glimmer: *teleports out of nowhere* I AM HEREEEE! 😃😃🥳🥳🥳

Celeste: *gets startled and flies to the roof* 😱🏃🏼‍♀️💨💨💨

Iris: HOW DID SHE DO THAT?! 
Glimmer: idk-
iris:- *sigh* Ok next---

*Poosh PoRtAl*

Iris: Again-? ANOTHER PORTAL-

~~~~ Marinette👩‍🦯, Adrien👨‍🦯🥐, Alya 🕶 , Nino 🎧🎧, Hawkie 🦋🦋, Kaalki 🕳🕳 n Luka 🎻🎻come- ~~~~

Iris: HAWKMOTH?! 
HM: Istg- ITS SHADOW MOTH 🦋🦋🦋
Iris: that is the most dumb villain name ever 😑😑
HM: I-

Iris: WAIT- MARI UR NOT PEGABUG-  😱
Mari: so? 🤨😑
iris: Normally ur always pegabug cuz u need kaalki to teleport yall here, and a kwami's power goes BoNkErS without a holder. 🙄🤯😱

Mari: Hun, I am the guardian of the miraculous, i know my stuff. 🙄🙄🙄
Iris: Ik but-
Mari : And besides, Lila's house was teleported to the sun so- 😎😎😎
Iris: ...Ok then-

iris: next is--
~~~~~POOF ANOTHER DAYMN PORTAAL~~~~~

Iris: Wha--

---Nicole, Olivia n Avo 🥑 come---

Iris: Nicole, u sure its safe to bring them here?
Nicole: Duh, why not?🤨
Iris: .....Celeste has an obsession with avocados--
Nicole: WAIT WHAT?!

Celeste: *poof reached the living room* DID SOMEONE SAY AVOCADOS?! 😋😋🥑🥑🥑
Avo: RUN AWAY DOO DOOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!🥑🏃🏼‍♀️💨💨💨💨

Iris: *sigh* how do i even bear with this, Next- 

*Portal- again-*

Iris: OH COME ON! THERE ARE OTHER MODES OF TRANSPORTATION! 😩
Hermione: I know.
Iris: Then why a por--
Hermione: Do u srsly wanna risk the fact that harry might make out with Ginny in the car and Ron would mess up the car with his 'CrISpS' and Draco's constant daddy issues? 💋💏🍟🍟😭😿

Draco: You filthy little mudblood, my father will hear abt this .😠😠
Iris: Ok hun- Stop with the daddy issues, and go and talk to Chloe Bourgeois, trust me she can relate to yuh 😌😌
Draco: *glares* ok

Iris: You look hot when u glare 🥵🔥
Draco: WHAT?!
Harry: I THOUGHT I WAS HOT! 😩🙄
Iris: There's Ginny
Ginny : Excuse me?🤨🤨

Iris: OK OK STOP!

Iris: *sigh* 

--Portal no. 12238472936479--

{ Eve, Alena, Claretta, Gail, Mia, Melon n Sana come }

Eve: Iriss! 😩😩
Iris: Hariet! 😌😌😌😌
Eve: Its eve-- 😑
iris: i know- 😌
Eve: Yuh 😌
Iris: yuh yuh 😌😌
Alena: YUh yuh yuh  😌😌😌

Iris: OK I NEED TO GET BACK ON TRACK-!

Mid: WHAT IN THE F-ING HOGWARTS IS GOING ON?!  😨😨😨

Mia: Uh... SUR-PURRRRRRR-ISE! 🐱‍👤🐱‍👤
Catra: well this is awkward 😶😶

Iris: ok ok 3,2,1

Everyone:  *screams* SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY!! 👩‍🦯🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

*glass shatters*
Iris: Oops- 😶

Mid: Oml TYSM EVERYONE!!! 😍😍😍😍
Iris: No purr-oblem purr-thday girl! 😏🐈🐈
Mid: Oh god the puns 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Mid's parents : *Wearing DJ clothes* LES GET THIS PARTY STARTEDDDD! 🎧🕶
Eve: Dont tell me she's gonna-

~Savage - bahari plays- 🤦🏼‍♀️

Celeste: Someone's gotta introduce a new song to her- 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
Gail: IKR! Wow, midnight, i didnt know your parents were so into music! 😶
Midnight: They werent, till a specific someone put on that song! 🙄😑😠
iris: ... RUNN AWAY DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO 🏃🏼‍♀️💨💨

Claretta: Curse me kilts! This place is crowded! 😨🦆
Gail: Ikr?!
iris: YOU KISSED RASGULLA?! 😨😨😨
Gail: NO NOT THAT KINDA 'IKR'! ITS THE 'I KNOW RIGHT' IKR! 🙄😩

Melody: God am I the only single pringle here? 😶😔
**Sees Harry with ginny, Olivia with Avo and Celeste with Sana** 💏💏💏

Mid: Im here too ;-; 

Alena: Hey Iris?
iris: yeah?
Alena: Among like all the ppl you've summoned, WHERE IS IZUKU!? 😭😭
Iris: Idk ALR I AINT MAGIC! 🧙🏼‍♀️🧙🏼‍♀️
Celeste: Oh sure, but u got Draco? 😠😠
Iris: GURL U THINK I WANNA GO FACE BAKUGOU?! 😭😭
Alena: AT LEAST MIDORIYA!😭😭😭 
Celeste: OR SHOTO! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Adrien: Or Chat noir! 🙄😩
Iris: We all know you're Chat noir- 🤦🏼‍♀️
Adrien: HOW?!! 😱😱
Iris: *rolls eyes* this dumb cinnamon roll 🥐🥐

Glimmer: CUE THE FIREWORKS! 🎆🎆
Mid: WHAT?!
*fireworks are done in the house*

Iris: woah-
Mid: GUYS?! WHY IN DA HOUSE?!






















































My Shower: SURPRISE MOTHER YEETERS! UwU

Iris: Oh god no-
Mid: I see where ur insanity came from-
iris: Please, my period is the reason i go bonkers
Shower: Ima quote this again, you dont need ur f-ing period to be a crazy idiot-

Celeste: EXCUSE ME DONT YOU DARE----
Shower : *sprays water on azure* LATER-
Celeste: *glares*
Iris: ........RUN!

🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇

WELL, THERE YA GO MIDDY!!!!

Happy purrthday once again!
And happy purrthday in advance too!

HA!! I AM THE FURST PURRSON TO WISH YOU HAPPY PURRTHDAY FUR 2023!!!

aNyWaYs

I hope u have tons of fun, happiness, joy, fun, insanity, fun, immaturity, fun, she-ra, fun, weirdness, fun AND FUN!!!

Love you soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much gurl!

And make sure ur mom doesnt hear savage by bahari alr
And make sure ur dad's ears dont come close to 'The Boys are back' by The High school musical cast, unless u want ur parents to... yk 

SENDING YA LOTS N LOTS N LOTS N LOTS N LOTS OF LOOOOVE!!!

Also, here, is She-ra's sword uwu *Hands u the sword*
Now, u defend the world, FOR THE HONOUR OF GRAYSKULLLLL !!!!
OR EVEN FOR THE HONOUR OF GRAYWHALESS
AND TURN INTO SEA-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Adora: IRIS, WHERE IN BROGHT MOON IS MY SWORD!?

Oops- 
Just take it alr lol

KAY LOVE YOU MIDDY!
HAPPY PURRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN TO YA

BYEeEeEeeEe
N ENJOY!