Mayor bourgeois: PEOPLE OF PARI— 

Iris: uhm, we aint in Paris love- 

Mayor Bourgeois:- R-right. *AhEm* PEOPLE OF WATTPAD--
Iris:- MY PODIUM NOW BACK OFF 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

*AhEm AhEm*

Kay, so
This is gonna be
a day
At Hogwarts

THERE IS ACT 1 AND 2 

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Iris:- WAKA WAKA AYE AYE 🦋🦋
Sis:- Is she on her period--

~~POoF dumbledore appears~~~

Dumbledore:- Dear Iris Granger--🧙‍♂️
Iris:- OML DUMBLEDORE! I THOUGHT U DIED- 

Dumbledore:- Wha--

Iris sis:- Ok i am out. 
🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Dumbledore:- Anyway-- Iris Granger, I am proud to inform you, that you wl be attending Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry-- 🧙‍♂️🏃‍♀️🤯
Iris:- WAIT I AM A GRANGER- 🤯🤯😲

Dumbledore pov:- did she not hear what i said- she is gonna go to Hogwarts, the most prestige boarding school ever, and she is excited abt bein a granger-- 😑😐

Iris:- wait a sec--
*yells* I AM GOING TO HOGWARTS!? 😲😲
Pigeon:- stfu dude, i am tryna poop on someone's head- 🦆🦆🐣🏸🕊🦃

Iris:- Uh- Kay? 

Dumbledore:- Here, this is the list for all the books u need for ur first year in hogwarts. 📚
Iris:- DIAGON ALLEY HERE I COMEEEEEEEEE- 
Dumbledore:- ...I hope i made the right decision- 🤦‍♀️

~~~ IN THE DIAGONALLY (LMAO DIAGON ALLEY)~~

Hermione:- Honestly Ron, will u ever stop eating- 
Ron:- But these crisps are so good- 🍗🍖🍟🌮🥟🧈
Iris:- Ikr-- btw Hermione I looove u ❤❤❤❤

hermione:- why thank you UwU
harry:- Well, what abt me-
Iris:- Ur hot-- 🥵♨

Harry:- 0_0
Ron:- *chokes*
Hermione:- *snickers*
Ginny:- Uhm- excuse me?

Iris:- Ok! Ima go get bookzzzz, toodles 🏃‍♀️💨

~~~Le skip to Hogwarts sorting ceremony~~

McGonagall: Iris Granger 
Hermione:- Since when were u a granger?
Iris:- Since i became a slytherin- 🐍
Hermione:- U aren't, the sorting hat didnt even say-

McGonagall:- Iris Granger??
Iris:- Sry- 😶

Sorting hat:- SLYTHERINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Hermione:- Holy cricket  🦗🏏How Did she-- 

Iris:- 😎😎😎😎

~~ Le skip to the realio dealio ~~

This is for u Simply_Stoopid

Iris: wait- Eve, u r in Hogwarts too-
Eve:- Yuh
Iris:- yuh yuh- wait wait wait-

Eve:- What?
Iris:- I got a plan. 
Hermione:- what are u two- 
Iris:- I love u, but if u wanna help is kill umbitch--

Eve:- Wait we are?
Hermione: Ima join-- wait no-- yk what, was da plan? 😏😏😏
Iris:- Yeah, eve- 
Eve: *Sigh* kay, i got an idea. meet her, act all polite and all, take her to a room where no one is there and say ur showing her a spell, then kill the witch 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Iris:- yas queen 
Hermione:- good idea, lemme go get Umbridge. 

Umbitch:- HeM HeM, Do u need help miss... uh.. 🙄🤗
Eve:- Hariet 😊
Iris:- *whispers* noiceeeeee
Eve:- ty ty now shush 

Umbish:-Do u need any help miss harriet hEm HeM
Eve:- yes i do, in fact, may you check this spell of mine? i wanted to know if im doing it right or not-🤭💀

Umbish:- Ok sure, the MiNiStRy wl appreciate u involving in extra curricular activities-
Eve: thank you. its rather destructive so its best if we go in a room where no one is there. 🔪😊

Iris:- Hermione, go go to that room over there, and get the body bag too-
Hermione:- Sure. 

Umbish:- Oh! ok then...
Iris: - *whispers to eve*  YASSS WE R DOIN ITTT 🤩🙄🤗🙂☺😃😄😄😆
Eve:- *whispers* yuh now stfu 😑😐

~In an empty room~

Eve:- Here we are. Lemme just get my wand *takes out knife* 🔪🔪🔪
Umbish:- Mhm--
Eve:- Aybra Cadaybr- ATTACKKKKKKKKKK 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🔪🔪🔪

Iris, Hermione and eve:- *Stabby stab stab*
Umbish:- ded 💀

Dorah out of nowhere:- WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT YAY! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Iris:- les get out of this room. 
Eve:- yeah-
*they get out*

Iris:- OK NOW FOR A PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*swoosh on broom* 🧹🧹🧹🧹

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