Helloooo!!!

Deadpool here, Incase you can't read, which why would you even be here if you can't read?

So Author-dumbass le-

(Be nice Deadpool)

Me, nice, since when?

(You know what? I'll delete this story then)

Nonononono

(Then be nice! To me at least)

Does Author-dumbass not realize I'm not real and she's arguing with herself? again...

(Fuck you)

You wish you could fuck all this sexiness!

(Keep it up and Captain America's sheild is in your future)

Okay okay fine! So in this story you, the 19 yr old reader, gets to date, the 25 year old Merc with a mouth.

(Haha lucky you)

Now who's not being nice?

(I control you not the other way around)

*Bitchywhitegirlvoice*
What-ever.

(On with the story Wilson)

Oh yeah that. So I need to be somewhere.

(...)

But I'll be back when we meet, or when I decide to interrupt Author-dumbass! See you and your beautiful face soon reader! C'ya!!!

(Bye Deadpool, wait! I didn't say you could interrupt whenever)

*Sings*
Can't here youuuu!!!!!