Virat Kohli's "The Indian Serial Wedding"
Jaddu: EVERYONE COME HERE AND STAY SILENT
Shubman: That's right, finger on your lips.
Jaddu: YEAH
Ashwin: But shubman just spoke-
Jaddu: Wait, he did-
Shubman: Sorry, bhaiya
Jaddu: It's okay
Ashwin: And I spoke right now too, to point out that Shubman spoke when you said not to speak
{ Jaddu is deciphering that sentence above }
Mira: What the flippity flap is goin on?
Ria: There is no flipping of flaps going on
Mira: That's not what I meant-
Ria: Then why'd u say flippity flap?
Mira: It's like what the *beep* is going on?
Ria: You've cursed before
Mira: Yea, but imma try not to now
Ria: Watch this last for a day
Mystery Person: Can Jadeja please tell us his question already?
Virat: It's been coming in my nightmares
Rohit: *confused*
KL: How is Jadeja asking us a question coming in your nightmares
Virat: I can hear his voice echoing across my dream saying, "I have a question"
Virat: But then when I find him, he looks at me, giggles and says "i forgot it"
KL: You have some weird dreams
Virat: I also had one where you were getting married
KL: to who? Athiya?
Virat: Mayank.
KL: What?
Virat: He was dressed like a bride too
Virat: Yeah, and Hardik came in dressed in a lengha screaming that u said u loved him and that u were having an affair against Mayank with him
Hardik: Bhai, maybe get ur brain checked by the doctor..
Mayank: shut up, I want to know what I did in Virat's dream
Virat: You slapped KL-
Mayank: HA! TAKE THAT, U GOT WHAT U DESERVED
KL: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING THOUGH
Virat: -and then you and Hardik got married instead
KL: PFTTT
Mayank: I want a divorce
Virat: It's not over yet
Mira: Damn, thank god I brought the popcorn
Mystery Person: Pass me some
Ria: Is there butter?
Virat: STOP BEFORE I FORGET
Jaddu: *snort*
Virat: SO THEN CHRIS GAYLE COMES IN, AND WHISKS RAHUL AWAY. THE TWO OF THEM GET MARRIED, SO ITS LIKE DOUBLE MARRIAGE
Rohit: Wow, u cheated on three different people KL
KL: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON
Mira: If this was a movie what would be name it?
Ria: "The Indian Serial Wedding"
Jaddu: I forgot again, thanks.
Ria: U KNOW U CAN ALWAYS JUST TYPE IT INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR EVERYONE
Jaddu: I WILL DO THAT NEXT TIME, OKAY?
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