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Virat Kohli's "The Indian Serial Wedding"


Jaddu: EVERYONE COME HERE AND STAY SILENT

Shubman: That's right, finger on your lips.

Jaddu: YEAH

Ashwin: But shubman just spoke-

Jaddu: Wait, he did-

Shubman: Sorry, bhaiya

Jaddu: It's okay

Ashwin: And I spoke right now too, to point out that Shubman spoke when you said not to speak

{ Jaddu is deciphering that sentence above }

Mira: What the flippity flap is goin on?

Ria: There is no flipping of flaps going on

Mira: That's not what I meant-

Ria: Then why'd u say flippity flap?

Mira: It's like what the *beep* is going on?

Ria: You've cursed before

Mira: Yea, but imma try not to now

Ria: Watch this last for a day

Mystery Person: Can Jadeja please tell us his question already?

Virat: It's been coming in my nightmares

Rohit: *confused*

KL: How is Jadeja asking us a question coming in your nightmares

Virat: I can hear his voice echoing across my dream saying, "I have a question"

Virat: But then when I find him, he looks at me, giggles and says "i forgot it"

KL: You have some weird dreams

Virat: I also had one where you were getting married

KL: to who? Athiya?

Virat: Mayank.

KL: What?

Virat: He was dressed like a bride too

Virat: Yeah, and Hardik came in dressed in a lengha screaming that u said u loved him and that u were having an affair against Mayank with him

Hardik: Bhai, maybe get ur brain checked by the doctor..

Mayank: shut up, I want to know what I did in Virat's dream

Virat: You slapped KL-

Mayank: HA! TAKE THAT, U GOT WHAT U DESERVED

KL: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING THOUGH

Virat: -and then you and Hardik got married instead

KL: PFTTT

Mayank: I want a divorce

Virat: It's not over yet

Mira: Damn, thank god I brought the popcorn

Mystery Person: Pass me some

Ria: Is there butter?

Virat: STOP BEFORE I FORGET

Jaddu: *snort*

Virat: SO THEN CHRIS GAYLE COMES IN, AND WHISKS RAHUL AWAY. THE TWO OF THEM GET MARRIED, SO ITS LIKE DOUBLE MARRIAGE

Rohit: Wow, u cheated on three different people KL

KL: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON

Mira: If this was a movie what would be name it?

Ria: "The Indian Serial Wedding"

Jaddu: I forgot again, thanks.

Ria: U KNOW U CAN ALWAYS JUST TYPE IT INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR EVERYONE

Jaddu: I WILL DO THAT NEXT TIME, OKAY?




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