3:15 AM

Jaddu: I REMEMBER 

Jaddu: GUYS, I REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK!

Jaddu: ...guys?

Ziva: chachu, it's three AM. No one is going to be here, their all asleep.

Jaddu: True

Jaddu: wait

Jaddu: Why are you here then?

Ziva: I'm not, I'm a figment of your imagination.

Ziva: an illusion ✨

Jaddu: What-?

Ziva: an illusionnnn!

Virat: Stop scaring him

{ Ziva whispering 'illusion' }

Jaddu: Virat, what are you doing awake?

Virat: Vami had nightmares

Jaddu: ohh, did u feed her?

Virat: no one feeds their child at three AM, it's not healthy.

Jaddu: . . .

Virat: Right, Jaddu? So unhealthy

Jaddu: ...yeah..

Virat: jaddu..

Jaddu: I FED MY DAUGHTER AT THREE AM

Virat: Tsk, tsk.

Jaddu: IM SORRY

Rohit: Stop yelling at him

Jaddu: Rohit? Your awake too?

Rohit: It's hard to sleep when your phone under the pillow is dancing

Jaddu: Your phone is dancing?

Rahul: He means its buzzing a lot

Jaddu: thanks

Everyone: Why are you awake?

Rahul: ...I needed to use the bathroom

Virat: Do your business then go back to bed

Rahul: What else will I do bhai? Host a party in my bathroom?

Rohit: HAHAHAHHAHAHAA-

Virat: Shut up, Rohit.

Rohit: no.

Rohit: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Virat: *sigh*

Rohit: HAHAHHAHA, YOUR KIDDO ROASTED U

Ria: Is he sleep deprived?

Virat: Who knows?

Rohit: Your msging me at 3 AM and asking me if im sleep deprived

Mira: EVERYONE GO TO BED

Ria: No, mother.

Mira: Mother?

Ria: Yes.

Mira: okay, i'll send you a flying chappal

Ria: your not my mom-

Mira: ha.

Ria: Fuck.

Virat: JADDU, WHAT WERE U SAYING?

Jaddu: ...I forgot

Everyone: AGAIN?

Jaddu: DONT JUDGE ME, YOU GUYS CHANGE TOPICS SO FAST.